Sorry I haven't updated in a while! First I didn't have any ideas, then when I finally did, my computer broke down and the it won't open!!! I got it back now but Mircrosoft Word is gone so I have to use WordPad -_-; It doesn't have spellcheck! So if there are any typos or errors blame my stupid computer! I don't like Windows XP . . . it blinds me . . . If anyone knows how to download Microsoft Word please tell me!!! We also got a CD Writer that makes no sense. It was installed into our computer when we got it fixed so if anyone knows how to use THAT please tell me!
BakaNeko-Chan: YES FRENCH IS HARD!!! Even though I get a higher mark on that than some of my other classes . . . we speak English in every other class!
BlueEyesWhiteCheesecake: I already did that once, except it was with Yami . . . It's not in my account though, I wrote it with Anime*Angel when I was at her house so just go to her bio and look for it . . . if you want to read it . . .
clrules: Naw I did that on my other story, 'No Sanity Allowed' and it got deleted . . . I'm thinking about posting it on my new LiveJournal so is that a good idea or should I just skip it?
Thanks to the other reviewers:
KuramaandHiei4ever
Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru
WildAnimeMoon
Crawford
Princess Krystal01
Evil-Rubber Duck
RainOwl
sparklypiggy
I don't know how I got this idea . . . I was thinking about random stuff and I somehow came up with something like this:
*PIB Special: Yami, Yugi and the Frog*
Yami: Look Yugi! It's green in the outside, but red, pink and gooey in the inside! *Pokes the inside of the disected frog happily*
Yugi: *Is as green as the frog when it was alive* That so GROSS Yami!!!
Yami: It looks like my father's brain when we spooned it out! Small and disgusting! *Starts to squeal*
Yugi: X__x;
Yami: It doens't look exactly alike of course, I should just mix the organs around a bit . . . *Starts slicing random stuff with his scaple*
Yugi: O__________O *Faints*
Yami: There we go! Look what I did Yugi! *Is proud to recreate the sight of his father's brain* Yugi? Yuuuuuuuuuuugi?
*End of PIB Special*
Just imagine that Yami was Yugi and Yugi was Ryou . . . And I tihnk Yami doesn't really like his dad so he's making fun of the size of his brain. Good old Yami . . . and when I mean old, I mean OLD.
Disclaimer: Darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And she made over 20 spelling errors! HAH!
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I'm sorry Journal, I must have been neglecting you lately. I'm still a bit spooked about Lloyd. I wonder where that kid is? Maybe I could give Lloyd back to him.
I'm walking to Ryou's school. The Pharaoh's Slave called and told me that Ryou fainted or something. I don't know what that has to do with me! Can't they drive him back to his house or something?
Maybe I shouldn't call him the Pharaoh's Slave. It's more of the Pharaoh's Master. The Pharaoh is more of a slave to the Brat then the Brat to the Pharaoh. Stupid Pharaoh. Maybe I should kill him. And NOT mummify him! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Dude, you do realize your talking out loud right?"
DAMMIT!!! I asked the mortal where Ryou was.
"Ryou? I don't know any Ryou, man, maybe you should just like, leave the prem-me-sis." The guy shakes his head and walks away.
Stupid mortal!!! One day he shall die!!! By old age . . . Anyways I eventually find Ryou at the Healers Wing.
What the heck?! Ryou's slepping? I WALKED FOR OVER 3 BLOCKS JUST TO SEE RYOU SLEEP?!?!?! I CAN DO THAT AT HOME!!!! Actually I did try to tape record Ryou sleeping, to prove that he snores. He does! Just really softly! He says he's just breathing but don't believe him!!!
"YOU STUPID LITTLE BRAT! YOU MADE ME WALK 3 BLOODY BLOCKS TO SEE RYOU NAPPING?!?!" The Brat just ignores my rudeness. After all I've done to have a rude personality he ignores it?!
"Ryou fainted in Science class! We were disecting a frog and he completly flipped." Stupid little brat . . . Wait, the Pharaoh doesn't go to this learning facility! THERE IS NO ONE TO PROTECT HIM! I CAN STEAL HIS MILLENNIUM PUZZLE! AND ACHIEVE ULITIMATE POWER!!!
"Um . . . Bakura? I'm not wearing the Puzzle, Yami has it today . . . "
DAMMIT! was I speaking aloud again?!
"Yes."
-_-; I start to shake Ryou. "WAKE UP FOOL!!!" I am NOT going to carry him for 3 blocks!
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Finally after many countless hours -
"It's only been 4 minutes Bakura." AS I WAS SAYING!!! After many countless hours Ryou wakes up.
He has this creepy glint in his eyes . . . "BAKURA! THE FROGS THEY HAVE COME FOR REVENGE!!!! DON'T LET THEM GET TO ME!!!!" He grabs the collor of my shirt and starts shaking me.
"But Ryou I was the one who disected the thing! Calm down!"
"Oh no! That means that they'll go after you Yugi! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!"
"WHAT?!?!?! I DON'T WANT A FROG TO DISECT ME!!!!"
"The frogs must have said that about humans before they got disected!"
The two morons start to run around screaming their bloody head off. Do they breathe sugar or what?! Some healers come into the room and start to grab the running freaks. I made no attempt to help. I MIGHT BREAK A NAIL!!!!
. . .
Don't talk to me like that Journal! ;_;
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Ryou managed to make it home. One of the healers shot him with this strange needle and he got more sane. I think my insanity is rubbing off on him . . . I wonder if I get a strange needle shot into my arm will I get sane? Ryou told me to try it but maybe he was being sarcastic.
"OF COURSE I'M BEING SARCASTIC YOU MORON! DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!?!"
I think he's still thinking about that frog thing . . . And I should STOP THINKING OUT LOUD!
DING! DONG! DING! DONG!
I help myself to some grapes on the counter while Ryou goes answer the door.
Yum grapes! And it isn't those stupid purple grapes with seeds in them! It's those good green grapes with no seeds that makes me dizzy! GO GREEN GRAPES!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Hmmmm . . . that's Ryou screaming isn't it?
"FROG DOMINATION!!! EVERYONE RUN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Yup, It's Ryou alright! I can now hear him running up the stairs whiel screaming madly. Then the door shuts with a loud BANG!
I sigh and go to the front door I wonder what made Ryou run screaming like that . . .
"HOLY GODS ABOVE!!!!!" GGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! It's a GIANT FROG MAN!!!!
"Hi Bakura! You wanna go out and play?" WHAT THE FU -
"MARIK?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU DRESSED IN A FROG SUIT?!?!?!"
"Frog suit? Don't be silly Bakura! It's the NEWEST fashion craze!!!" He twirls around in his FREAKING FROG SUIT!!!!
"It's not Hallowe'en Marik! GET IN THE HOUSE BEFORE THE NEIGHBOURS SEE!!!" I pull him into the house, shut the door and shove him into the living room.
Ra, I'm starting to sound like Ryou! Speaking of Ryou, I hope he won't come downstairs anytime soon, he might freak out again.
"Hey did you get new wallpaper . . . ?"
"ENOUGH WITH THE SMALL TALK MARIK ISHTAR!!! I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE OFF THAT RIDICULOUS OUTFIT AND BURN IT TO HELL!!!! WHAT WOULD ISIS THINK?!?!?" Wow, I DO sound like Ryou. Stupid Ryou, making me responsible for Marik's COMLETELY MESSED UP dress sense!
"Okay! Okay! But in 6 months EVERYONE would be wearing this!"
They BETTER not! Or Ryou would REALLY think there was a Frog Domination and he'll chuck himself off a cliff and make me burn the left overs so the frogs won't get him . . .
"GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" MARIK HAS BATMAN UNDERWEAR!!!!
"I'm cold . . ."
I sprint to the shed in the backyard and grab on of those big cardboard boxes and run back to the living room. As soon as I see Marik I wrap him around with the cardboard box.
"Bakura! This was last month's style! It's SO last millennium!"
"I WAS STUCK IN A FRUGGING RING LAST MILLENNIUM!!!"
"DID SOMEONE SAY FROG?!?!?!!?" Uh oh, Ryou came back down to the living room! I need to hide the frog suit!
"BAKURA! YOU KILLED THE FROG!! YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Hey, for once Ryou is happy that I killed something! even though that frog suit was technically never alive!
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! BATMAN UNDERWEAR!!!!"
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I'm not sure if that's 5 pages! WordPad doesn't tell me how many pages . . . So it might be to short or something! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET MICROSOFT WORD!!!
And does anyone have LiveJournal? Tell me!
I thought of this disection idea before my Science student teacher told the class we were going to disect a sheep's eye on Tuesday! I FORETOLD THE FUTURE!!!! Or maybe it's a coincidence . . . I DON'T WANT TO DISECT A FREAKING EYE!!!
I think I may have done a bit over 5 pages . . . I don't know!
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\/ Review me some ideas please! 7-10 reviews to continue! It gives me an excuse not to update so early! ^__^;
BakaNeko-Chan: YES FRENCH IS HARD!!! Even though I get a higher mark on that than some of my other classes . . . we speak English in every other class!
BlueEyesWhiteCheesecake: I already did that once, except it was with Yami . . . It's not in my account though, I wrote it with Anime*Angel when I was at her house so just go to her bio and look for it . . . if you want to read it . . .
clrules: Naw I did that on my other story, 'No Sanity Allowed' and it got deleted . . . I'm thinking about posting it on my new LiveJournal so is that a good idea or should I just skip it?
Thanks to the other reviewers:
KuramaandHiei4ever
Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru
WildAnimeMoon
Crawford
Princess Krystal01
Evil-Rubber Duck
RainOwl
sparklypiggy
I don't know how I got this idea . . . I was thinking about random stuff and I somehow came up with something like this:
*PIB Special: Yami, Yugi and the Frog*
Yami: Look Yugi! It's green in the outside, but red, pink and gooey in the inside! *Pokes the inside of the disected frog happily*
Yugi: *Is as green as the frog when it was alive* That so GROSS Yami!!!
Yami: It looks like my father's brain when we spooned it out! Small and disgusting! *Starts to squeal*
Yugi: X__x;
Yami: It doens't look exactly alike of course, I should just mix the organs around a bit . . . *Starts slicing random stuff with his scaple*
Yugi: O__________O *Faints*
Yami: There we go! Look what I did Yugi! *Is proud to recreate the sight of his father's brain* Yugi? Yuuuuuuuuuuugi?
*End of PIB Special*
Just imagine that Yami was Yugi and Yugi was Ryou . . . And I tihnk Yami doesn't really like his dad so he's making fun of the size of his brain. Good old Yami . . . and when I mean old, I mean OLD.
Disclaimer: Darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And she made over 20 spelling errors! HAH!
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I'm sorry Journal, I must have been neglecting you lately. I'm still a bit spooked about Lloyd. I wonder where that kid is? Maybe I could give Lloyd back to him.
I'm walking to Ryou's school. The Pharaoh's Slave called and told me that Ryou fainted or something. I don't know what that has to do with me! Can't they drive him back to his house or something?
Maybe I shouldn't call him the Pharaoh's Slave. It's more of the Pharaoh's Master. The Pharaoh is more of a slave to the Brat then the Brat to the Pharaoh. Stupid Pharaoh. Maybe I should kill him. And NOT mummify him! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Dude, you do realize your talking out loud right?"
DAMMIT!!! I asked the mortal where Ryou was.
"Ryou? I don't know any Ryou, man, maybe you should just like, leave the prem-me-sis." The guy shakes his head and walks away.
Stupid mortal!!! One day he shall die!!! By old age . . . Anyways I eventually find Ryou at the Healers Wing.
What the heck?! Ryou's slepping? I WALKED FOR OVER 3 BLOCKS JUST TO SEE RYOU SLEEP?!?!?! I CAN DO THAT AT HOME!!!! Actually I did try to tape record Ryou sleeping, to prove that he snores. He does! Just really softly! He says he's just breathing but don't believe him!!!
"YOU STUPID LITTLE BRAT! YOU MADE ME WALK 3 BLOODY BLOCKS TO SEE RYOU NAPPING?!?!" The Brat just ignores my rudeness. After all I've done to have a rude personality he ignores it?!
"Ryou fainted in Science class! We were disecting a frog and he completly flipped." Stupid little brat . . . Wait, the Pharaoh doesn't go to this learning facility! THERE IS NO ONE TO PROTECT HIM! I CAN STEAL HIS MILLENNIUM PUZZLE! AND ACHIEVE ULITIMATE POWER!!!
"Um . . . Bakura? I'm not wearing the Puzzle, Yami has it today . . . "
DAMMIT! was I speaking aloud again?!
"Yes."
-_-; I start to shake Ryou. "WAKE UP FOOL!!!" I am NOT going to carry him for 3 blocks!
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Finally after many countless hours -
"It's only been 4 minutes Bakura." AS I WAS SAYING!!! After many countless hours Ryou wakes up.
He has this creepy glint in his eyes . . . "BAKURA! THE FROGS THEY HAVE COME FOR REVENGE!!!! DON'T LET THEM GET TO ME!!!!" He grabs the collor of my shirt and starts shaking me.
"But Ryou I was the one who disected the thing! Calm down!"
"Oh no! That means that they'll go after you Yugi! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!"
"WHAT?!?!?! I DON'T WANT A FROG TO DISECT ME!!!!"
"The frogs must have said that about humans before they got disected!"
The two morons start to run around screaming their bloody head off. Do they breathe sugar or what?! Some healers come into the room and start to grab the running freaks. I made no attempt to help. I MIGHT BREAK A NAIL!!!!
. . .
Don't talk to me like that Journal! ;_;
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Ryou managed to make it home. One of the healers shot him with this strange needle and he got more sane. I think my insanity is rubbing off on him . . . I wonder if I get a strange needle shot into my arm will I get sane? Ryou told me to try it but maybe he was being sarcastic.
"OF COURSE I'M BEING SARCASTIC YOU MORON! DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!?!"
I think he's still thinking about that frog thing . . . And I should STOP THINKING OUT LOUD!
DING! DONG! DING! DONG!
I help myself to some grapes on the counter while Ryou goes answer the door.
Yum grapes! And it isn't those stupid purple grapes with seeds in them! It's those good green grapes with no seeds that makes me dizzy! GO GREEN GRAPES!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Hmmmm . . . that's Ryou screaming isn't it?
"FROG DOMINATION!!! EVERYONE RUN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Yup, It's Ryou alright! I can now hear him running up the stairs whiel screaming madly. Then the door shuts with a loud BANG!
I sigh and go to the front door I wonder what made Ryou run screaming like that . . .
"HOLY GODS ABOVE!!!!!" GGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! It's a GIANT FROG MAN!!!!
"Hi Bakura! You wanna go out and play?" WHAT THE FU -
"MARIK?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU DRESSED IN A FROG SUIT?!?!?!"
"Frog suit? Don't be silly Bakura! It's the NEWEST fashion craze!!!" He twirls around in his FREAKING FROG SUIT!!!!
"It's not Hallowe'en Marik! GET IN THE HOUSE BEFORE THE NEIGHBOURS SEE!!!" I pull him into the house, shut the door and shove him into the living room.
Ra, I'm starting to sound like Ryou! Speaking of Ryou, I hope he won't come downstairs anytime soon, he might freak out again.
"Hey did you get new wallpaper . . . ?"
"ENOUGH WITH THE SMALL TALK MARIK ISHTAR!!! I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE OFF THAT RIDICULOUS OUTFIT AND BURN IT TO HELL!!!! WHAT WOULD ISIS THINK?!?!?" Wow, I DO sound like Ryou. Stupid Ryou, making me responsible for Marik's COMLETELY MESSED UP dress sense!
"Okay! Okay! But in 6 months EVERYONE would be wearing this!"
They BETTER not! Or Ryou would REALLY think there was a Frog Domination and he'll chuck himself off a cliff and make me burn the left overs so the frogs won't get him . . .
"GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" MARIK HAS BATMAN UNDERWEAR!!!!
"I'm cold . . ."
I sprint to the shed in the backyard and grab on of those big cardboard boxes and run back to the living room. As soon as I see Marik I wrap him around with the cardboard box.
"Bakura! This was last month's style! It's SO last millennium!"
"I WAS STUCK IN A FRUGGING RING LAST MILLENNIUM!!!"
"DID SOMEONE SAY FROG?!?!?!!?" Uh oh, Ryou came back down to the living room! I need to hide the frog suit!
"BAKURA! YOU KILLED THE FROG!! YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Hey, for once Ryou is happy that I killed something! even though that frog suit was technically never alive!
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! BATMAN UNDERWEAR!!!!"
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I'm not sure if that's 5 pages! WordPad doesn't tell me how many pages . . . So it might be to short or something! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET MICROSOFT WORD!!!
And does anyone have LiveJournal? Tell me!
I thought of this disection idea before my Science student teacher told the class we were going to disect a sheep's eye on Tuesday! I FORETOLD THE FUTURE!!!! Or maybe it's a coincidence . . . I DON'T WANT TO DISECT A FREAKING EYE!!!
I think I may have done a bit over 5 pages . . . I don't know!
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\/ Review me some ideas please! 7-10 reviews to continue! It gives me an excuse not to update so early! ^__^;