Ah, 'Seto's Endless Troubles!' got deleted . . . Why? Because I accidentally uploaded the same chapter twice . . . it was because chapter 7 was messed up because of QuickEdit and I never had a chance to fix it until this week and I was going to replace the chapter but accidentally made it chapter 8. So I quickly deleted chapter 8 and replaced it with chapter 7. So they deleted it -.-; it was fanfic's fault in the first place!!! I e- mailed them back telling them that it wasn't my fault at all and it was just an accident. I don't think they will respond so I MIGHT post it back up in the summer or something. What ever. Does anyone know any fan fiction sites with a Yu-Gi-Oh! Category in it that I can join? If you do please tell me!

I have this problem where when something bad happens to me I get a good idea for a story. I have issues. The day I am writing this is after 'SET!' got deleted . . . Yeah. Maybe my fics should get deleted more often?? Naw! Now it is review replying time!

KuramaandHiei4ever: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T UPDATE SOON!!! [Sobs] Yes, instead of stars I use square brackets now. Because stars won't show up in QuickEdit!!! WHY?!?!?!

Hug Obsessed Amber-person: I got Microsoft Word back! FOR FREE!!!! Dum, dum, dum!!! MY BROTHER DID IT!!! NOT ME!!!

YaYugi: You probably will never read this chapter because I took over a month to update! I scare my family naturally. If you like the Yami Yugi special you'll LOVE this chapter .

Sparklypiggy: Ryou has a secret insanity within him! My family eats froggy legs. FOR WE ARE ASIAN! AND ASIANS CAN EAT ANYTHING!!!! Digesting is another story . . .

Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru: Poor you! My partner dissected the sheep eye. It was disgusting . . . but the lens in the eye was kind of cool. It looked shiny. But it wasn't. Bakura doesn't have a brain so he has to do his thinking differently =)

Taji Yokaze: THERE ARE THINGS IN WORMS?!?!?! I thought there was just jelly- like stuff in them and that's it!!! OH MY GOD. I dissected Mokuba's eye. That can't go too well.

Evil-Rubber Duck: My brother dissected a cow's eye in his old high school. HAH! It was probably . . . more gross then your cow eyeball! HAHAHAHAHA! Why are we comparing eye balls? Yugi would beat us all!

Thanks to others:

Life's Light/animeangel (THE STAR IN HER PENNAME WILL BE MISSING!!!!)

RainOwl

Darkness

This is a SPECIAL chapter! It isn't about Bakura I am afraid. Because I can't get an idea for him . . . and I think this idea suits more with Yami and Yugi. And I haven't mentioned Joey AT ALL! Yes, Joey will make a SPECIAL appearance in this SPECIAL chapter. I should stop spelling special in capitals . . . Poor, Bakura he won't be appearing in his own story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

I usually get really bored on Saturday afternoons after the morning cartoons end. So I would go up and chat a bit with Yugi.

"HEY YUGI!!!! I'm bored, can we play a game? Please? Please? I have gum!"

"All right, but I just need to finish off my book report, give me a minute."

So, being me, the polite and mannered person I am, I sit on his bed and wait for him to finish his report.

After some silent minutes the phone rings. It rings kind of funny now, because once I accidentally sat on it wrong and it flew across the room and hit Mr. Motou upside the head and he almost died. The phone, on the other hand, had survived with only a little bump and odd noises that changed frequency every time it rang.

"Yami, can you get that for me? I still got a little bit to do."

So of course, I went to answer the phone. You might expect me to mess up and go completely crazy because a strange metal object can submit voices of other people while they are actually not within physical hearing distance, right?

But Yugi heard from Ryou about the Tomb Robbers freak accidents with household appliances and other mechanical rig rag so Yugi taught me everything beforehand. I'm just a bit clumsy that's all.

After having a pleasant conversation with the man on the other side of the phone I went back into Yugi's room and flopped down on his bed.

"Who was that Yami?" Yugi asked, clicking away on his 'computer' (which was a squarish or rectangular object that was much like the 'television').

"It was a doctor from the hospital, Yugi." I answer back.

"WHAT?!?!? The hospital? Who's in the hospital?" Yugi stopped typing and whipped around on his spinney chair and stared at me.

"It was your grandpa, Mr. Motou."

"WHAT?!?!?! GRANPA'S IN THE HOSPITAL?!?!?! WHY?!?!?! HOW!?!?!?" Yugi stared at me wide eyed.

"It was probably because of that fire in the living room. And I called the hospital people to take him there because you told me if someone is hurt I have to press the speed dial button that calls the hospital right away." I was very proud that time, I remembered what Yugi taught me!

"THERE WAS A FIRE IN OUR LIVING ROOM?!?!? HOW?!?!?" Yugi's eyes got even wider.

"I'm not really sure how THAT happened actually . . . You see, I was playing with some coins because I was bored right? All my cartoons were over and I didn't want to bother you so I sat there on the couch with my coins . . . and then I went to get a glass of water . . . and I forgot to brush my teeth because I woke up late for my cartoons . . . then I remembered there was another cartoon on another channel so I rushed back to the living room with some suds in my mouth and then my chin was on fire . . ."

"YOUR CHIN WAS ON FIRE??!!?!? WHAT KIND OF TOOTHPASTE WERE YOU USING?!?!?!?!" I'm sure Yugi didn't mean to interrupt so I silently forgave him.

"I'm not sure . . . The cabinet was a bit messy and I can't read your modern language quite that well yet so I used the green colored tube. The gooey stuff inside was kind of grayish-blue with dark-ish spots in it."

"O.O that's . . . grandpa's . . . FOOT JAM REMOVER!!!!! THAT IS SO GROSS! YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH WITH FOOT JAM REMOVER!!!" Yugi looks kind of green . . . like that tube!

"Yugi, what's 'foot jam'?" I've heard of a 'foot' and 'jam' but I've learned that if you stick two different words together it can mean something entirely different.

"Foot jam, is that GROSS STUFF between Grandpa's toes!!!"

"But those taste wonderful!"

Yugi's jaw dropped and his eyes widened to its extreme.

Wow, Yugi has REALLY BIG eyes! Maybe they're glass eyes, like those sailor captains in the old movies Mr. Motou watch.

So, being the curious type, I poke one of them.

"YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE %&$% HECK IS (&#% WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! FIRST YOU %!$&)$#% BURN MY LIVING ROOM THEN YOU PUT MY GRANPA IN THE HOSPITAL AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BLIND ME?!?!?!? I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ($!#%&)&%# AND CUT OFF YOUR &%#$$#%& AND ROAST YOUR )(&%!!#$&((&#!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yugi clutched his right eye, with I poked without thinking.

"O.O"

I didn't know the human body had names and parts that sound like THAT!!! And how did Yugi learn all those cuss words! He should hang less around Ryou since the Tomb Robber keeps following Ryou around.

Suddenly the doorbell rings. Yugi glares at me with one of his eyes and then stomps out of the room and to the back door.

I slowly tip toe downstairs because I don't want to anger Yugi farther.

"YUGI!" I peek our from behind the kitchen doorway and I see Joey talking to Yugi.

Yugi sighs and says, "What is it NOW Joey?"

"I finally got myself a flashy cape! Now we can make like Marik, and take over the world!!!!" Joey spins around and his cape swirls along with him, showing off for Yugi.

"Joey, that's NOT a flashy cape! It's just a bed sheet with a piece of paper that says 'FLASHY' taped on it!" I see Yugi somehow make a frown with one eye. Eyes are actually very important in facial expression.

"It's close enough Yugi! I have to save up my money for that cannon that we're going to buy! We'll fill it up with ice cream and freeze the world! It's be another ice age!!!"

"Joey! It's summer soon! Ice cream will melt! Or kids will eat it! WE CAN'T TAKE OVER THE WORLD! And I don't want to either!"

"Man, Yugi! Why are you so grouchy today?"

"If you haven't noticed, one of my eyes has been blinded! And my living room is destroyed. AND MY GRANDPA IS GOING TO DIE!!! AGAIN!"

Yugi is over exaggerating! The doctor person said that Mr. Motou has extreme brain damage from the smoke, that's all!

Something strange is happening. There's an odd ringing noise and now it's raining. It isn't supposed to rain inside! Does it? In Egypt it hardily rained at all, let alone inside. Maybe it is different in this part of the world.

"Oh, no! Now the fire alarm is going on! YAMI!!!!"

I quickly jump up and go over to Yugi and Joey. "Yes Yugi?"

"Do you have ANY idea why the fire alarm is going off?" I thought it was going on?

"Fire alarm? Fire . . . OH! Maybe it's because of the fire in the living room."

"IN THE LIVING ROOM?!?!!?"

"Yes, I told you before didn't I?"

"YOU MEAN THERE IS STILL A FIRE IN THE LIVING ROOM?!?!?!"

"Yes. Oh no! I apologize Yugi! I forgot to press the other speed dial button for the fire people to come."

Yugi starts to 'freak out' as Joey would say and runs to the living room.

"Man, Yugi's really freaking out!" Joey says.

I know my friends well . . . Oh, good. The raining stopped.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Joey and I run to the living room, hearing Yugi scream.

"MY LIVING ROOM!!!" Yugi cries, hugging the wet and half destroyed couch. "MY INNOCENT, INNOCENT LIVING ROOM!!!"

"It's probably not that innocent Yugi, you probably got conceived on that thing! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!" Joey is making a joke I believe.

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" Yugi starts chasing Joey around with his hand still on his eye.

"EEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP!!!"

"Yugi, what does conceive mean?"
YAY! I managed to stick in 5 pages! GO ME!!! Even though one page is author's notes and review replies [shifty eyes].

The odd ringing telephone represents my odd ringing doorbell. Last week it rang like 'EEP, EEP, EEP' etc. and today it's ringing one of those Beethoven songs. I don't know what's it called . . . It sounds like what an ice cream trunk would play. And Joey wanted to ice cream bomb the world! I didn't notice that . . . Wow.

So if anyone knows any good fan fiction sites please tell me in your review . . . or leave a note on my LiveJournal! My username is darkshadow23 there too. There's in underscore between the 'w' and the '2' but QuickEdit won't show it.

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