Hehehe . . . Looks like I haven't updated in a while huh? Sorry a bit of stress going on =P It might get worse . . . I hope not . . . But you guys don't know what I'm talking about so REVIEW ANSWERING TIME! FEAR MY ANSWERS!!! MUHAHHAAHAHAHHAA!

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Yami-no-jean

I got this idea this morning. I woke up way to early (as usual) and tried to get back to sleep and I was remembering PIB chapter 7 when Bakura gave Ryou that gift and one thing lead to another and this idea fell out of my ear.

BAKURA'S GONNA USE THE GIFT HE GAVE RYOU! And the rating didn't go up if you didn't notice so it's not what you think! Get those sick thoughts out!

Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! That guy with a longer name then her does. What a loser DS is she doesn't have a long name. Loser. Not like me. DIS-CLAIM-ER. Hah. In her face.

Darn that Ryou. He threw away the package of seeds I gave him! But being the nice yami that I am he must've just accidentally threw it out midst his cleaning.

Darn, he didn't even use any! I though he liked plants too . . . I GOT IT! I can continue my good deeds and plant them for him! Once I earn enough good deeds I can finally reincarnate into the next Pharaoh and finally be out of this hell-hole! MUHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA!

- Er, I mean, I like helping! =)

Anyways, I couldn't find an empty flower pot in the darned shed so I just took one of those ugly flowers that Ryou calls, "The most rarest breed from Britain!" and rip them out of the pot and stamp on them until they are reduced to colorful sand type of substance and chuck it in the compost.

Now my fingers are all muddy . . . Ah, who cares I used to not be able to take baths for months in Egypt. And I didn't take anything baths in the Millennium Ring for 3 thousand years.

I take Ryou's bottle of 'mineral' water and pour on the mud. Like what Ryou does all the time.

Ryou sings to his plants as well, he says it makes them grow more . . . Hmmmm . . .

"MARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB! LITTLE LAMB! LITTLE LAAAAAAAAAAAMB! MARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB WHOSE -"

"BAKURA WHY IN THE BLOODY HELLS ARE YOU SINGING 'MARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB' SO BLOODY LOUDLY AT 4:23AM?!?!?!?!?!?"

Wow, it's 4:23am? I don't usually wake up that early . . .

Ryou came downstairs in his 'pa-jam-aas'. On those 'pa-jam-aas' it says 'FROGS MUST DIE!!!!!' all over it. What a weird guy . . .

"I'm watering those seeds that I gave you! You accidentally threw it away Ryou, you should pay more attention and not be so careless . . ."

"WHAT?!??!!? I threw those away on purpose! AND ISN'T THAT POT SUPPOSED TO BE WHERE I PLANTED THOSE RARE FLOWERS FROM BRITAIN?!?!?!"

"What do you mean when you say 'rare'?"

"CURSE YOU BAKURA! CURSE YOU AND YOUR STUPIDITY!"

Suddenly a strange cracking sound is heard.

"HOLY CRAP!!!!" Ryou's pointing to the pot I'm watering. HOW DID THE SEEDS GET SO BIG?!??!!?

"They're hatching Bakura! HATCHING!!!!"

"YAY! That means we're going to have pork chop plants right?!?!"

"NO!!!! Those aren't seeds! They're a new experimental project! You water them and they expand then hatch! THEY'RE CONDOR EGGS!!!"

"What's a condor?" Some kind of new plant maybe?

"They're a type of vulture! But these ones are mutated to KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Now Ryou's running around in circles screaming . . .

Well, the eggs have hatched and some kind of freaky bird things are coming out. And not baby birds, they're GIANT birds. And they look hungry.

"Aw, they're so cute! My beautiful murderous birdies! And they look hungry too huh, Ryou?"

"Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhh . . .?" Ryou's stopped running and just standing there with his mouth wide open.

"You must be hungry too! I'll go out to steal – Uh, BUY some food for all of you."

I put the empty bottle of water down and head towards the front door. "I'll be back soon Ryou! Don't eat the birdies while I'm gone!" I joke.

"Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh . . .?"

Darn, it's only about 5 am now! How am I going to get some food?

MARIK! I can get some food from Marik! The guy usually has food in that house of his . . .

I turn around the corner and start walking towards Marik's house. I hope Ryou and our new pet birdies are getting along.

When I reached Marik's house I rang the 'door bell'. I understand that it's near the door, but it really doesn't look like a bell. It's just a button . . .

"HI BAKURA! You're up early!"

Damn, is there a time when this guy ISN'T hyper . . .?

"Dear Ra! Marik where's your pants?!?!?!"

"Don't be silly! You don't wear pants to bed! You'll grow ants in your ears!" Marik starts giggling.

". . . O.O . . . " He's getting more and more insane . . . "Um, anyways . . . Ryou and I got some new pets and I'm wondering if I can borrow some food from you for them to eat."

"Sure! We have lots of food! Liver of orange, muffin meat, dishcloth . . ."

"Ack! I don't think birds eat THAT Marik!"

"Ooh! You got birdies?! We have worms . . ."

"That'll do." I follow Marik into his kitchen. "Wait a minute! WHY DO YOU HAVE WORMS IN YOUR 'FREEZER'?!?!?!!?"

"Oh, Isis has a job remember?"

"Oh, yeah! You're so lucky, Ryou and I are living on Ryou's father's money . . . WAIT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY WORMS YOU CAN JUST DIG IT UP FROM THE GROUND!"

". . . Right . . . whatever you say . . ." Great, now MARIK is looking at me like I'M insane.

"I don't need your worms anymore!" I run out of the house and head back to Ryou's house.

There's a large 'truck' outside Ryou's house. And there's a bunch of guys carrying cages from in Ryou's house to in the 'truck' . . .

I gasp. In the cages are our pet birdies! WHO DARES TO TAKE THEM?!?!?!

I run into Ryou's house and see all of my birdies in the cages with people locking the cages up!

"MY BIRDIES! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BIRDIES!!!" The guys closing up the cages look at me like I've gone insane. Great, first Marik and now these strangers . . .

"RYOU! THEY'RE TAKING OUR BIRDIES AWAY!!!"

Hearing me, Ryou appears. Man, he looks like a wreak! His clothes are half shredded his hair is messed up and there's bandages everywhere on him.

"Ryou, you need some new clothes . . ." I saw before he goes completely insane and jumps on me.

"DIE YOU BLOODY )$$##%$&))&)%##!%(&)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AHHH! RYOU! STOP HITTING ME!!" How can someone so weak be so strong? Wait, does that sentence make any sense?

I shove him off and made a break for it. But Ryou follows me with a shovel that seemingly came out of no where and attempts to whack me with it.

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!"

"HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!" No, I'm not begging for my life. "HOLY RA!! HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! HELP!!! HHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!"

The idiots that were stealing our birdies just ignore us like it happens all the time and continues to lock up the cages and put them in that truck.

"I'VE GOT YOU NOW!!! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA!!!!"

I get whacked on the head with the shovel.

I can never end a random chapter can I? They just end up awkward . . . I'll never find a good way to end this story . . . I really need a story with a plot.

Actually I have an idea with a story with a plot except it's a romance (and I suck at those) and it has a plot (and I suck at those) and I don't know how to write it without cracking a joke (and I'm kind of good at that) but it's a serious story -.-

It's not Yu-Gi-Oh! Though. It's DN Angel . . . I've watched all the episodes of that anime except episodes 2, 5 and 26.

So, I'll never ever make a serious story . . . also have another Bakura story that I've only written 1 and a half chapters about . I don't know how to end it . . . It's only supposed to be about 5 chapters or so. I guess I'll leave it unfinished forever . . .

I also have to put SET back up someday . . . Maybe I won't put it back up . . . I wouldn't be able to finish that story either.

I'm a bad authoress . . .

Hehehe . . . I tricked you . . . the gift Bakura gave Ryou wasn't THAT. It was an experimental project that Bakura stole from the government . . . Condor eggs . . . Hehehe . . . you all thought it was something dirty didn't you?

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V Review please. I need ideas . . . I almost never use the ideas, but they give me inspiration for other ideas . . . I think . . . .