Hey guys! For those who reads my other active story 'No Sanity Allowed' it's been deleted! Yeah . . . so I moved it to mediaminer. So if everyone would be nice enough to go review there I would probably update THIS story faster as well XD Please go to my bio for the link to 'No Sanity Allowed'! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I actually wrote this chapter a while ago but fanfic won't let me upload it and then my sister went to the hospital (and the stupid doctors took out her appendix when it wasn't even the main problem!) so I had no time on the computer -.-; And then fanfic was down and won't let me log in. Now, review answering time:

Life's Light/animeangel: Dude, I don't know what you're going to do about feeding a condor if you get one, haha. They're a type of vulture so you'll have to go hunting for it's food!

BakaNeko-Chan: Ending ANYTHING is hard for me . . . I tried a serious story but I kow I can't finish it so I've stopped writing after the 2nd and a half chapter! It was also about Bakura . . .

Game and Watch Forever: If you like Ryou attacking Bakura in that chapter you'll love this chapter!

Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru: Ughh . . . don't remind me about those kiddie shows! I had to babysit my 5 year old little sister and she keeps watching Barney and Sesame Street and all that . . . she thinks the Teletubbies are scary though! But she like the sun baby guy . . .

Funky Egyptian: I understand! My computer is messing up too -.-; SET will also move to mediaminer along with all my other stories. I'm going to re-write SET to make it funnier.

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Random Person number 3

I'll soon be moving my stories to mediaminer! And I will be re-writing some of them! This includes PIB. Remember when I said I was going to re-write cahpters 1-4? Then I was too lazy and didn't? Well I'm REALLY going to re-write them and post them on mediaminer.

Anyways I got this chapter's story idea completely by random, like every other time I get ideas. I was just walking around the living room and started thinking, maybe in this chapter Ryou should get revenge on Bakura for all the stupid things he has done. I thought about taking Bakura too the zoo and making him terrified of giraffes, but I think I'll leave that for another chapter . . . Then I remembered about Egyptain spirits and how cats guide them to the Underworld, so Bakura should be terrified of cats because they'll take him away! Then I thought, Yugi should get revenge on Yami too!

Please enjoy this chapter! And please ignore all spelling and grammar mistakes because Microsoft word has disappeared from my computer so I'm using WordPad right now . . .

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

After waking up from the 'hospital' and returning to Ryou's house, Ryou changed back from being completely crazy and insane and back to the sweet, kind, and nice Ryou. Is kind and nice pretty much the same?

Anyways, Ryou was very sorry about whacking my on the back of my head with a shovel so he cooked me dinner!

"Don't go into the kitchen Bakura! I don't want my leg to be nearly burnt off like the last time!" Awwww . . . isn't he the greatest?
We're both halfway through eating our evening meal when the 'phone' rings.

DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING. DING.

"Shut up Bakura." Ryou says. Crap, was I impersonating the phone again? AND HOW CAN RYOU READ MY MIND?!?!?!

"I'm not reading your mind you idiot! You're talking out loud!" DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN!

"Hello?"

I would usually try and listen in his private conversation but my head was whacked by a shovel and I haven't eaten in 2 days since I was in the hospital so I continue to steal Ryou's food and eat it.

Suddenly I stop eating due to Ryou suddenly speaking in a scary voice.

"Yes Yugi everytihng is set for our plan . . . muhhahahahahaa . . . . muahahhaahhaahhaa . . . MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" Now Ryou is freaking me out by laughing insanely.

"BAKURA WILL BE DESTROYED! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Um, Ryou? I'm in the room -.-;"

Ryou stares at me for a moment. " . . . . "

" . . . " I stare back.

He stops staring, ignores me completely and goes back to talking tot he Pharoah's Slave. "Bakura doesn't suspect a thing! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

" . . . Rubber ducky went to the market to buy DVDs!!!!" I love bath time! =)

"BAKURA!!!!!!" That stupid Ryou just opens the door!

"I'M TAKING A BATH DAMMIT!!!!" I yell at him.

"In your Superman outfit?" He askes raising an eyebrow.

" . . . the cape makes me feel special okay?!?!?!?" No one understands my feelings!

" Okay . . . Anyways, hurry up and change into something more . . . how should I put this nicely? . . . Normal . . . because we're going out."

"Out? You mean as in OUTSIDE? Where there is no shelter?!?!? I JUST TOOK MY BATH WITH MY RUBBER DUCKY!" I am shocked that Ryou wants me to leave the house again, I did nothing wrong (in the last 3 seconds)!

"It's not a rubber ducky damn you! It's a bloody SOCK! A SOCK!!! STOP TAKING BATHS WITH A SOCK AND GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THE TOILET! NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T TAKE BATHS IN TOILETS!!!!"

"I'm SPECIAL therefore, I take baths in toilets! Small spaces make me feel protected and warm! HMPH!" I cross my arms and pout.

"Bakura, drop the sock and step away from the toilet." Ryou starts rubbing the sides of his head with his fingers. IS HE FINGERING ME IN BRITISH?!?!?!?

"But we aren't finished out bath time song!" I hug my rubber ducky.

Oh crap! Ryou's turning evil! His eyes are glowing!!! Ryou yanks me out of my beautiful toilet, take my rubber ducky and flushed him! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

"And stop writing in that damned journal or I'll flush it too!"

"But you told me to write in this journal!" I sniff.

"Since when did you listen to me?!?!?!?"

"Uh . . . I only listen to you when I can find away around it and make it annoy you."

Ryou glares at me. "Change into normal clothes and meet me at the front door." He says angerly and stomps off.

Ryou is so mean . . . I still have to mourn in the loss of my beautiful rubber ducky! The toilet is still making weird sounds. It's crying!

I hug the toilet. "It's okay! Ryou forced you . . . you didn't mean it!" The toilet stops making sounds and I go off to change into some stupid outfit with no cape.

Ryou took me to a deserted area somewhere near the park. It's creepy . . .

"Ryou, what are we doing here? It's scary here . . ."

"Don't be such a wimp." Ryou keeps on walking and then stops at some sort of clearing.

"I want my rubber ducky . . ."

"It's a sock dammit!"

"Ryou is a mean, old . . . DVD . . ."

"You don't know what's a DVD do you?"

" . . . It's what you are!" I stick my tongue out at him.

Ryou just glares evilly back at me. Hah. I win.

"Ryou! Sorry if we're late!" Damn, this day gets worse! It's the Pharaoh and his Slave!

"Yugi! This place is creepy . . ."

The brat starts to get this crazy expression in his face and stares evilly at the Pharoah and I. "It should be creepy, Yami . . . it sound be . . ."

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Ryou and the Slave starts laughing insanely.

"O.O" I look at the Pharoah with wide eyes and he looks back at me with equally wide eyes.

The Pharoah's slave reaches into his pocket and pulls out a . . .

"HOLY RA!!!!"

"It's . . . it's . . . it's THE CUTTEST KITTEN I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!" The Pharaoh and I start to freak out.

"You wanna pet it Bakura?" Ryou asks sweetly.

"RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!" I yell. The Pharoah and I start to make a break for it.

"YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE ITS CUTENESS!!!!" I hear the slave call behind us.

We stop before a hill to catch our breath.

"Did we escape?" the Pharoah whispers.

"I think so . . ." I answer.

"I think NOT!"

We turn around to see our hikari's on top of the hill!

"Take this, couch destroyer!" The Pharaoh's Slave takes a kitten from a pile of kittens behind him, rolls it up like 'snowball' and chucks it at the Pharoah. I quickly try and sheild myself.

"IT BURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!" the Pharaoh grabs his side where he was hit and starts twitching. "It was JUST a couch Yugi!"

"JUST A COUCH?!?!? I gave Yugi that couch for Pencil Day!" Ryou screams.

"Why would you give someone a COUCH for PENCIL Day?" I ask.

" . . . . SHUT UP!" Ryou takes another kitten, rolls it up into a ball and chucks it at me!!!

It landed on my hair!!!! "OH MY RA!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!" I yell at the Pharaoh.

"I can't! It's the same color as your hair! I CAN'T TELL YOUR HAIR FROM THE KITTEN!!!!"

"THEN JUST SHAVE MY HAIR OFF!"

"YOU TWO WILL NEVER ESCAPE!!!!"

I freeze in fear as more kittens are chucked at us.

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA! GO RYOU! GO YUGI! YOU GET THOSE TWO!

Weird how this chapter turned out . . . I randomly made the bathroom scene! This chapter was an easier chapter to write for some odd reason!

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