Another random chapter idea I got this idea at 10:03pm when watching a show for about 3 minutes . . . and the weirdest thing is, it has nothing to do with the show Oo; Now, on to answering reviews:
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vaporeon13204: I think I answered this in LJ for you, but just in case other people were curious: Egyptians worshipped cats and Yami and Bakura are Egyptian. The reason they're scared of cats because they're spirits and Egyptians believed that cats were the guardians of the Underworld so Bakura and Yami were scared that the cats will yank their souls to the Underworld )
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kls: Hmmm . . . probably not, but since some of the things in the past (of my story) comes back and haunt them, there MAY be some more things about paper balls containing toxic chemicals!
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I just watched the last episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! IT WAS SO SAD!!!!!!! -Cries an ocean and drowns in it- So I guess this chapter is dedicated to it too? Yeah . . . I'm just going to write the story now . . .
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The Pharaoh and I have been hiding in the woods for the past 3 weeks . . . eating nothing but leaves from trees and colorful mushrooms found on random places on the ground . . .
"You DO realize you're talking out loud right?"
DAMMIT! WHY CAN'T I THINK IN MY HEAD!!!!
"Probably because it's filled with such thick smog of stupidity, your thoughts are forced out."
"SILENCE YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fool? Who's the guy that can't even think?! Who's the guy who said that we've been out here for 3 weeks when it's only been an hour?!?!?!?" The Pharaoh screams.
" . . . Well just you wait! I've been living by myself back in Egypt since I was just a kid!"
"Then why the heck are you eating poisonous mushrooms?" The idiot Pharaoh asks.
"Didn't you know? Colorful things are ALWAYS edible and healthy!" I reply chewing on my delicious treats.
The Pharaoh just snarls as we walk further into the woods.
I follow him to annoy him of course. "You're never going to get out of here, Pharaoh!" I holler.
"You won't either you know -.-; and don't holler! I'm right in front of you!"
"Hmpf. Are you sure you don't want any of my colorful dinner?" I say, waving a purple one at him teasingly.
"Ewww . . . No way, I'll find my own NON-poisonous food thank you very much -.-;" The Pharaoh replies and keeps on walking.
I snort, "There's no way you'll find anything non-colorful here, Pharaoh! It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack! HAH!" I learnt that needle remark from Ryou, he said that it'll be impossible to find a brain cell with knowledge in it because my head is filled with too much paper balls containing toxic chemicals or something.
"Hey look! I found a needle in this haystack!" The Pharaoh waves his hand in the air and in his hand . . . is a needle?! And where did he find that haystack that he's standing next too?
Before I can ask that question out loud - "You're thinking out loud again Tomb Robber . . ." A weird guy pops out of the bushes!
"HOLY &$#())))&$#!!!!! You found the needle! I can finally go home and eat!" He starts to sob dramatically.
The Pharaoh and I have sweat drops on the back of our heads while he kisses the Pharaoh's feet.
"This is strangely familiar . . . and disturbing . . ." The Pharaoh says uncomfortably. Heck, the weird guy is drooling all over his shoes!
"Dammit! Yugi's going to kill me!" The Pharaoh says. "MY BEAUTIFUL SHOES!"
"Uh, why do you think we're out here in the first place?!?!?" I say, twitching.
" . . . "
"Wonderful response Pharaoh -.-;"
"Thank you! )"
I'm surrounded my idiots! "I heard that!" The Pharaoh says, glaring.
"ANYWAYS." The Pharaoh says. "Do you know how the heck to get out of these woods?"
The guy pauses from drooling everywhere and replies, "Well, yeah of course! I've been living here for six years!" He jumps up into a proud stance.
My left eyebrow twitches. "Why in the heavens would you stay in this place for six freakin' years?!?!!?"
"Because my friends said that you can't find a needle in a haystack so I tried to prove them wrong by training the great art of 'Needle Finding' in these woods."
"And you have never found one?"
"Nope."
"And the last six years was a complete waste of time?"
"Yah."
"Well . . . I proved your friends wrong and found this needle so . . . you can get us out of here right?"
"Erm . . . sure )"
"-.-;"
"Maybe we can call someone to get us out instead! Does any of you have a cell?" The guy asks.
"I DO!" The Pharaoh begins to sob. "Every night I sleep on the cold hard floor surrounded by metal bars!" The stupid Pharaoh falls to the ground dramatically and sobs even more.
"Uh, I meant a cell PHONE . . ." The guy says.
"?" We both stare at the strange person. I stare at him in a proud regal pose while a Pharaoh has snot dripping out of his –
"I DO NOT HAVE SNOT DRIPPING OUT OF ANY PARTS OF MY BODY DAMN YOU!!!!"
DAMMIT!
"You know . . . like a cell phone . . ." The guy says, making strange hand gestures.
"I KNOW WHAT A 'PHONE' IS!!!! If it wasn't for that 'phone' Mr. Motou, Yugi's grandfather, would've been even more dead!"
"What do you mean by, 'even more dead?!??!!?!?!?!?!'" I say.
"Oh, didn't you know? I accidentally started a fire, and Mr. Motou freaked out because of that. Probably gave him a heart attack or something. )"
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT SO CALMLY??!?!?"
"How am I supposed to say it?" The Pharaoh asks all confused like.
"And you wonder why Yugi wants to kill you!" I yell back at him.
"Hey! Who's the guy that tried to kill Ryou with giant birds?!?!?!"
"THAT WAS A PRESENT!"
"Uh . . . I think . . . I'll leave now . . ." The weird needle guy runs off screaming.
"Must have just noticed your face," The Pharaoh says.
"SHUDDUP!"
"Wow, you didn't even deny it this time!" The Pharaoh grins.
"I SAID, SHUDDUP!"
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BBBBBBBAAAAAAAKKKKKKKUUUUUUURRRRAAAAA!!!"
"MARIK?!?!?!?!"
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OMG!!!!!111!!11SHIFT1!!!111!!! IT'S LIKE, A CLIFFHANGER!!! XD Well, actually it's not much of a cliffhanger . . . I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN LIKE, FOUR MONTHS! All my reviewers probably left already or something P
Anyways, about No Sanity Allowed. I won't be updating that anymore. I have other things to do . . . I'm sorry! I'll continue updating this story slowly . . . or do you want short but fast updated chapters? ;
/ Please review, despite my slow updating skills?