Disclaimer: Do not own FMA
Warning: Shounen-ai and implied dirty situations (ha dirty situations)
Stuck
"Roooyyyy!" Hearing his name being called by the small blonde, Roy began to search for his little chibi. It sounded like he was somewhere outside. Roy was about to go out the sliding back door when he looked towards the other backdoor, and there, halfway out the doggy door was Edward Elric. His head and front arms were outside, his waist and down still inside.
"Edward what are you doing?"
"Well," Ed started sheepishly, "I heard a noise outside and since there's no window in this door I decided to look through the doggy door. And now I'm stuck."
"..."
"Roy?"
'Well,' Roy thought with a smirk 'This could prove... interesting.'
Owari.
A/N: Naughty Roy! Poor Ed, to be molested while stuck in a doggy door.
Neighbor Kid: Momma! There's weird noses coming from next door! (It's night)
Mom: Really?
Neighbor Kid: Yeah! It sounds like the boogey-monster!
Mom: Haha, now honey it was just a nightmare, go to bed.
Neighbor Kid: -in bed- -shake shake- Scary!
BOO!