PMZ: YAY! I get to work on the THIRD Chapter! But, sigh, I didn't get any reviews!
Koga: Maybe because your story isn't cool? Or just sucks!
PMZ: KOGA! (Flames appear around me as I stare at Koga)
Koga: I DIDN'T MEAN IT I AM SORRY! He than whimpers like a dog.
PMZ: Oh I am sorry! Anyway while I convince Koga that I am truly sorry! Read the next chappie!
NEXT CHAPTER CALLED…Love Bites!
Everyone was still fast asleep and Kagura was getting very impatient. "Why won't they wake up?" She whispered to Kanna. "Maybe you should wake them up sister Kagura." Kanna said calmly. "OK I will." She replied standing in the middle of sleeping people. She looked around. It was everyone from last night except the game show host…odd…
"WAKE UP GOD DARN IT!" Kagura yelled. Everyone jerked up and yawned than went back to sleep. "…fine be that way! DANCE OF THE DRAGON!" Kagura swung her fan and a tornado type thing formed hitting everyone hundreds of feet away. They all woke up and were hurt, and angry. "WHAT YOU DO THAT FOR?" InuYasha yelled rubbing is head. "Yea, why did you hurt us? Shouldn't you be in hiding with your pathetic Lord Naraku?" Koga said also rubbing his head.
"I have come to kill the one who I loved! But never told me he loved me back! THIS IS REVENGE SESSHOMARU! DANCE OF THE DEAD!" Kagura yelled while a lot of dead people attacked Sesshomaru. He dogged them with ease and cut them all with one swing of his sword. "LORD SESSHOMARU ARE YOU OK?" Rin asked running towards Sesshomaru. "Jaken take Rin and get away." He said in a low tone. "Yes my lord. Come now Rin." Jaken said taking Rin's hand and running behind Koga and InuYasha.
"Odd, three attacks in three days. Two of those attacks became game shows. I hope today's won't be the same." Mirko said looking around.
"Me too Mirko, me too. Anyway where did the freaky game show host go?" Sango asked.
"There…" Ayame said pointing to someone riding a motorcycle.
He threw a suit case up in the air and it turned into that familiar stage. It fell down almost directly above the fighting couple. The couple did not move but the stage opened two slots where they were standing and fell on top of them.
"LORD SESSHOMARU!" Rin yelled trying to get up away from Jaken's grip. "Let them fight Rin. Lord Sesshomaru will be ok." He said gripping Rin's wrist tighter so she would not run away. "Ok Lord Jaken." She said sitting back down by InuYasha and Koga.
The host went back onto the stage and pushed a button and Kagura and Sesshomaru came up on two platforms on the stage.
"WELCOME! Once again to our game show!" The host yelled. Everyone in the audience got raised up on bleachers to watch the show. "Today's show Love Bites. We have the Lord of the western lands, SESSHOMARU!" The light shined on Sesshomaru. "And fighting Sesshomaru is the master of the wind KAGURA!" A different light shined on Kagura. "These two wonderful contestants will be fighting over Love. READY GO!" The host ran up the bleachers and sat down. He looked around for food, drinks, or anything to eat.
"Sorry dude not today." Koga said to the host. "Awww come on!" The host sighed and watched the two people fight again.
"What did I ever do to you for you to despise me so?" Sesshomaru said dogging more of Kagura's wind attacks. "You don't even know? I loved you and you never said you loved me back. It hurts someone's feelings Sesshomaru. I understand you don't have emotions but really! DANCE OF THE DRAGON!" Kagura yelled as she attacked Sesshomaru.
YAWN!
"I am getting sick of this and I think the audience is to right?" Sesshomaru asked the audience.
"YES!" They all yelled.
Sesshomaru waited for the attack to come near. He jumped out and pulled his sword up and the wind went away. "Now to take care of you." He said jumping towards Kagura. She wasn't even moving. She was in shock that her 'man' would kill her.
"KILL HER KILL HER!" The crowd all canted.
!SLICE!
Sesshomaru cut Kagura in half with his sword Tokijin. He landed far away from Kagura.
"Why Sesshomaru why?" Then Kagura died.
The audience cheered for the death of Kagura. She was finally dead they couldn't believe it. "My Lord, why did you kill her?" Jaken asked hopping towards his lord. "She was becoming a nuisance." Sesshomaru said putting his sword away.
"Well, that was a quick battle… LETS GO CELBRATE AGAIN!" The host yelled and ran off to the beach with sack of beer and chips. "YEA!" Everyone yelled and followed the host. "Are you coming my lord?" Rin asked. "I'll be there shortly Rin go have fun."
Rin ran away with everybody else. Sesshomaru walked towards Kagura's body. He felt some kind of pain…like he shouldn't have done it… "Mum….." He said out loud.
"What are you going to do with it? Cause if you're not going to do anything we have to clean it up." Bankotsu said pointing at the dead body.
Sesshomaru sat there for a while ignoring Bankotsu and the other Band of Seven.
"Really dude, do something with it!" Renkotsu said pointing at Kagura's body.
Sesshomaru still ignored him and pulled out his other sword. He stabbed it into Kagura's body and she began to revive.
"WHOA!" All of the Band of Seven said at once as the body began to form back to Kagura.
"Huh, where am I?" Kagura said leaning up. She was to weak and she fell back down but this time Sesshomaru caught her in his arms. "What?" Kagura looked up at Sesshomaru. His hatred was gone and he had a small smile.
"Why did you revive me? I thought you hated me?" Kagura said looking up at Sesshomaru still. His smile vanished and he turned around and started walking towards the beach still carrying Kagura.
"Wow isn't that a happy ending, NOT! I thought you killed her!" Jakotsu yelled.
The Band of Seven gasped and stared at Jakostu.
"What I say?"
Sesshomaru set Kagura down and turned around towards Jakotsu. He jumped up in the air and cut Jakotsu into tiny ity bity pieces.
"YAY! HES DEAD FINALLY!" All of the 'Band of Six' yelled.
Sesshomaru ignored that and went over to pick Kagura up again. He picked her up and went to the beach.
"Hey Sesshomaru what you doing…" Koga was cut off when he saw Kagura ALIVE in Sesshomaru's arms.
"But why, how, who?" Sango started mumbling. "Why my lord? Why did you revive her if you disliked her so?" Jaken asked running up to Sesshomaru.
"Stupid, I loved her just never realized it…" Sesshomaru smiled a little and let Kagura go.
"Sooooo is she on your side now and not Naraku's?" Shippo asked who was drinking some beer. Kagome peered over to Shippo. "LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE INFLUENCED ON SHIPPO MIRKO!" She grabbed the beer bottle and threw it in the ocean then hit Mirko upside to head. "IT WASN'T ME!" He squealed in pain. Everyone laughed.
"Anyway are you Kagura?" Shippo asked again giving Kagome an evil glance.
"Yes I think I will stay with Sesshomaru…and never work for Naraku again." Kagura said.
"YAY! Now I can play with Lady Kagura too!" Rin yelled as she gave Kagura flowers.
Everyone laughed again. That was the sweetest game show ending they have seen yet… After Rin fell asleep Sesshomaru, Kagura, and Jaken went to the Western Lands. They expected never to see another game show…but Jaken had other plans…
And everyone else went to their own doings…
PMZ: So how did you like it?
Koga: I don't do anything!
PMZ: MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR TURN!
Koga gulped and then whimpered in a corner.
Koga: I hate it when she yells…or cry's…
PMZ: Anyway I still haven't got enough reviews to decide which person gets a kiss from InuYasha. But it seems keeper of paradise will be the one! Are you ready InuYasha?
InuYasha: Oh, I can't wait…
PMZ: Stop being sarcastic! Anyway next chappie is called He's My Lord! Till then JA NE! AND PLZ PLZ PLZ REVIEW! I AM BEGGING! Just push that little cute button in the left corner!
Koga: THAT WILL MAKE HER STOP BEGGING THEN PLZ DO IT!
PMZ: JA NE! XD (SMACKS KOGA)
