IF U SKIP THIS PART U ARE DOOMED! Cause its funny!
PMZ: (shocked from what happen last night…aka 'kiss')
Koga: You wanted me to…but I didn't think it would end up it lasting that long…
PMZ: SHUT IT! The recorder is on! Anyway thanks for all the Reviews! Even one of my favorite authors submitted a review! Thank you Chaos and RedMewIchigo (aka indigo) Thanks. And …shikon-jewel person…uhh thanks the thought counts and Luffo thanks for all four reviews!….keeper or paradise thanks for being the first one giving me a review! CHAOS COME HERE! AND INDIGO!
(Chaos pops up from somewhere same with indigo)
Chaos: Hey this isn't my fanfic…
Indigo: HEY! I was kissing Ryou!
PMZ: InuYasha come here! (Waves finger forward)
InuYasha: Is it time? (Shivers)
PMZ: Yep! Because I couldn't decide who was going to get the kiss…I picked both one of my best friends and my favorite author!
Indigo: OMG I GET TO KISS INUYASHA!
InuYasha: dam…
PMZ: HAVE FUN! (Shoves Indigo in closet with InuYasha for five minutes)
They come out. Indigo has a 'I want to do it some more!' look and InuYasha has a 'I am so glad that's over' look.
PMZ: Ok Indigo get out of my story! (Indigo pops away) Ok it's your turn now Chaos! (I shove both Chaos and InuYasha in the closet for 6 minutes dew to a delay)
Koga: Are they done yet?
PMZ: (looks at watch) YEP! (Opens door to find InuYasha kissing Chaos and liking it…) OMG INUYASHA!
InuYasha: Get out of here baka! (He closed the door and locked it)
Chaos: (bangs on door) GET ME OUT OF HERE I NEED TO GET TO MY FANFIC! (Inu kisses her more)
PMZ: Why I call Kagome for her to see what InuYasha is doing, read the brand new idea I just got!
Chapter 5 The Love Show What? Part One
AT THE HOST'S HOUSE!
"Hee hee hee! This new show will be perfect!" He chuckled writing more things down on a piece of 'planning' paper.
"When do we put off the show My Lord?" Renkotsu asked. "As soon as the stage is ready with its new attachments." The host said back. "Yes sir." Renkotsu said going back to work.
"All I will need to do is grab Koga, InuYasha, and Naraku. And keep them still for at least ten minutes. So I will need three chairs…"the host kept talking to himself for a long time about what he would need for the next game show…
INU GROUP
The group was walking down a dirt path when the ground started to rumble.
"OH NO NOT AGAIN!" Shippo yelled holding on tight to Kagome's shoulder. "I don't like the looks of this!" Sango yelled holding on to Mirko's arm so she wouldn't fall. "Why Sango! I had no clue you were this fond of me!" He said with a perverted grin.
"HENTAI!" Sango let go and smacked him unconscious.
LALALA GUESS WHO! LALALA!
The ground stopped and the host popped up on a small stage by a mechanical chair. "Why hello there young ones I'll be taking InuYasha if you don't mind." The host said snapping his fingers.
"InuYasha? What?" Kagome asked looking confused.
The mechanical chair shoot to metal arms out grabbing InuYasha by the shoulders and pulled him into the chair. The host snapped his fingers once more and metal straps wrapped around InuYasha's arms so he couldn't attack. More metal straps wrapped around his legs for the same reason.
"Holy Shit!" InuYasha yelled trying to get out.
"Sorry that won't do anything but make the straps tighten! Goodbye!" The host snapped again and was gone taking InuYasha with him.
BACK AT HOST'S HOUSE
"Now InuYasha I need to pick up a wolf and another half demon so you sit here ok." The host said putting InuYasha in a corner. (he is still in chair)
"COME BACK BASTURD!" InuYasha yelled struggling some more. The straps got tighter. "Dam….I WILL SO KILL U!"
"Yea, yea, big boy talk shush!" The host snapped his fingers and a metal strap went over InuYasha's mouth.
InuYasha quit squirming and sighed.
The host walked back to the back room to see if his next chair was ready for him to capture Koga. But what he found was worse then The Band of 'Six' not working.
They where all watching Family Guy. All singing the same song which was on tv.
"Me and some friends where going down to the beach and we all had magic towels then one of my friends lifted up and duck and what did he see? He saw a rock except it wasn't a rock it was a..." The Band of 'Six' sang. The host had it up to the empire state building with these dumb people. He cut of Mukotsu's head and took the jewel shard. Everyone stared at the host.
"Now get back to work!" The host yelled going back to his room. The Band of 'Five' quickly got to work. The host shut the door than they shouted "ROCK LOBSTER!" The host opened the door to scold them again but saw them working on the chair. "Hum……." He closed then walked to his room.
BACK IN HOST'S ROOM WITH INU
The host walked in and sat down at is desk. He got a piece of paper and drew something that looked like a new stage…
"mhhagfaheakf!" InuYasha mumbled. (Considering the metal strap over his mouth)
"Why you ask?" the host smirked, "To keep everyone and myself entertained of course!"
InuYasha gave the host a evil look then bit down on the metal strap breaking it. 'Why didn't I do that earlier?' He thought.
"HEY DON'T DO THAT!" The host yelled standing up. InuYasha just growled.
"Master, the next chair is ready." Bankotsu said opening the door to the work room. There was an identical chair to InuYasha's.
"Good! And we are right above Koga's den too! Now InuYasha don't go anywhere!" The host smirked and pushed a button which made him go up with the chair. The ground rumbled open the shut together again.
WITH KOGA A LITTLE BEFORE THAT.
"I should go tease that mutt-face!" Koga mumbled.
Then the ground started to rumble open. Koga fell over clutching the shaking ground
"Why hello Koga. You will have time to bother that 'mutt-face' for a while considering you're coming to my next show!" The host chuckled and snapped his fingers. The chair swung out two mechanical arms like before and grabbed Koga's feet.
Koga scratched the ground with his hands trying to get away. "NO I STILL WANT TO LIVE!" Koga yelled like a baby.
The host cracked up laughing his head off. After a couple minutes he stopped and Koga was tied up in metal straps on the chair. "You're not going to die stupid you're just starring on my next show! Now to Naraku!" The host snapped his finger and the ground started to rumble again and they went back down.
IN HOST'S ROOM.
"Hello mutt-face." Koga said as the host set his chair by InuYasha's. "Wolf-shit." InuYasha simply said.
"Now you two be nice to one another! I have one more guy to get!" The host said as he went back up with another chair.
"…how did he get to the north that fast?" Koga asked out loud. "Beats me… but how are we going to get out I have tried everything!" InuYasha growled. "Well mutt-face, I think we might as well do this show to get it over with then we are free again." Koga growled at InuYasha. Just having the fact that he, Koga, got tricked by a host of a game show was bad but he had to stay with the mutt-face! "I guess you're right wolf-shit…" InuYasha sighed and waited for the host to come back.
WITH THE HOST AND NARAKU
"Kanna, do you hear the ground?" Naraku asked getting up. He was still wounded from the attack from the audience. "Yes, Master Naraku…" Kanna repeated blindly.
"Hello Naraku, you're coming with me!" the host said appearing from the ground. The host thought that this would be the hardest one yet so he snapped his fingers quickly and grabbed Naraku and went back under ground.
He put the chair with the other two demons. He walked other to them and grinned.
"You three are going on my love show! Kagome, Ayame, and somehow Kikyo will be competing for one of you three. Understood?" the host grinned. "Understood." Naraku and Koga said sighing. "Ki-kik-kikyo?" InuYasha mumbled. "UNDERSTOOD?" The host grew impatient. "Understood…" InuYasha said.
"But for tonight we shall rest. Cause for tomorrow is a big day!" the host said walking away!
PMZ: NYA HEEEHEE I made it into TWO chapters!
Koga: Uh… Ok anyway how do we get Chaos out safely?
Suddenly we hear a big bang and the closet door pops wide open.
Chaos: Thanks InuYasha but I have to get to my fanfic! (she walked over to me) Oh and why do you have a frying pan in the closet? (she handed me a frying pan then disappeared to her fanfic)
PMZ: That was weird I don't remember putting a frying pan in there…(I threw the frying pan back in the closet and dragged InuYasha out)
Koga: He looks ok…
There was a huge! Red bump on InuYasha's head.
PMZ: Oh, mi, god…
Koga: (chuckles)
PMZ: DON'T BE MEAN! (Smacks Koga reeeeally hard and knocked him unconscious)
Ummm…well why I heal InuYasha and wait for Koga to wake up REVIEW! And the next Chapter Called The Love Show What? Part Two! JA NE! XD