Prolouge
My name is Pudge. Laugh all you want. I am a hired 10 year old assassin. I am here to kill the shit outta some fruity Pokemon Trainer. I used to having some stupid gay poekmon I used to be obessed with that gay shit, but now I am so pissed about them making me spend all my money that I will stop at nothing to destroy all of them! I am so angry. I packed my pistol. My AK 47. Two Kanatnas, and threew swords in my backpack. I checked the time. It was quarter to noon. I will leave for Kanto later on at 5:00 pm. I know I will turn into some anime person once I left I decided to do what I need to do for my last 5 hours and 15 minutes here on Earth. I won't be back until I find the kid and kill the shit out of him. For my last 5 hours and 15 minutes I watched TV. It was a program on how to make cereal. It sucked. But that wasn't my point I i am leaving now. My parents won't care because they'll be at work for the next 8 months straight. Why? The world may never know. Well I went to my front yard and called for a taxi. Before I got in it, I gave him a signal to stay but that jackass left me there.
"Fuck you Fag!" I yelled.
I decided to call another taxi.
"Yo go to Kanto." I said.
"Kid, That'd cost you 3 million dollars." he said.
I put a gun to his head.
"I only got 20." I said.
"Ok 20 will do." he said.
"15." I said.
"uhh." He pondered
"10"
"Ok," He said almost afraid he would die.
"5."
"OK!" he yelled.
"Nothing." I said.
"Hey wait," he said and then moved to gun to his head, "Ok nothing."
"When will we be there?" I asked.
"3 1/2 days." He said.
"No, go 70 miles over the speed limit and I want you to run over cars in your way also!" I yelled.
"Ok," He said crying, "Just don't kill me."
"How long?" I asked again.
"8 hours." I put my finger to the trigger after he said that
"I'll go fast so 4 hours, no gas." He said.
"Good." I pulled away the gun.
I watch 37 explosions. His gas tank blew up five times he replaced it while driving. I fell asleep for a bit.
"That was 5 hours," I said. I put a bullet in his head and kick his taxi away.
I was finally here. At Kanto. This is where I shall find that little punk. I walked off.
