Chapter 1
After leaving the taxi I decided to stop by Pallet Town for a break. I was pretty tired. That little nap in the taxi wasn't enough. I looked around I wondered where I was. I ran up to some fruit training a pokemon. I looked in the handbook it was a caterpie.
"Caterpie if you can't use string shot you've never evolve into metapod and then into butterfree." He said.
I went up to him.
"Hey man where I am I?" I asked.
"Hey are you a Trainer because I am in no condition to battle." He asked.
"Where I am I dipshit?" I asked.
"Man you creep me out." He said.
I pulled out my pistol and shot caterpie in the head.
"Caterpie!" He cried.
"Listen bitch, tell me where I am now or i'll fuck you up." I exclaimed.
"Sorry, Sorry. Your near Pallet Town. Pallet Town is south 3 miles that way." He said.
The guy was a loser, I said I'd 'Fuck him up' but I was 10 and he was probably 22.
"Your gay, You cry over a worm?" I asked.
I shot him in the head. I walked off.
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I saw some these two people with pokemon. One was a Red haired girl, the other was a spiked hair dark-skin toned kid who couldn't open his eyes. I stopped the bike.
"Get off." I said.
"No, you have no right telling us what to do." The guy said.
He was tall probably 5'6", The girl was probably 5'3", But the guy I am looking for had black hair white skin and was 4'11" before his fruity growth spurth.
I pulled out my pistol and shot him in the ribs, chest and in the head.
"You want some?" I asked the girl.
She tried to ride away. I grabbed the bike by the back tire and pick it up she fell off. Then I shot her various times.
"Bitch." I quoted.
I took the newly repaired bike and rode away.
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