I can't think of anything amusing to say.
The scene opens with a wide view of the Dragon-kittens in the sleeping Quarters.
Raimundo's happy grin elongated as he grasped his tail in both paws and bit it.
"Rai! Will you stop playing around? We have to see if everyone else is alright." Kimiko snapped.
"Will you relax Kimiko," Rai said rolling over on his side.
"Relax? I've been turned into a cat, HOW DO I BRUSH MY HAIR?" She snapped.
"Wow, big loss. Tell me, one thing that does not completely rule about being a cat?" Raimundo asked
Kimiko put her paws to her face and thought for a second, then an evil grin crossed her face.
"We can't stand upright." She grinned.
"So?" Raimundo said pawing at a small fly hovering above
"You can't go surfing." She grinned evilly.
Raimundo's expression of oblivious contentment dropped into a terrified gaze of pure fear
"And our hands can't hold anything." Kimiko mused.
Raimundo bit his bottom lip and cried, "No! Now I can't play guitar anymore!"
Everyone looked at him confused.
"Rai, you don't play guitar." Clay said.
"I was taking lessons to impress Kimiko." Rai said looking down at his paws.
"Oh great, impressing. You boys are so shallow!" Kimiko snapped.
"Kimiko, yo le encuentro muy atractivo. Sin embargo no parece que usted hace appriciate mi compañía. Si esto es tan entonces soy mucho arrepentido que mi comportamiento no encuentra sus esperanzas. Adiós Kimiko, yo le perderé." Raimundo spouted
"Pardon?" Kimiko said, turning her kitten head on one side
"I was being dramatic and you ruined it!" Rai growled
"Kittens can't be dramatic, they're too cute!" Kim snarled
Their eyes met in glares for a second. Their gazes both unwavering as they snarled.
Rai suddenly stopped snarling and inappropriately said,
"You know, that little pink nose makes you look kind of Mono," he smiled
"Mono?" Kim growled
"Cute I think" Said Clay pawing through the pages of a Spanish dictionary. (Why there was a Spanish dictionary in the temple I don't know!)
Kimiko's eyes growled and Rai's ears fell flat against his head, smiled closing his eyes, and a sweat mark dripped down his face.
"Can't you see I was only bromeando?" Rai jittered.
"Will you start speaking English so we can get on with the plot?" Clay said licking his paws.
"是的，你的一種新奇的語言的使用最大限度地在嘗試！" Omi shouted, his teeth going all pointy.
Everyone looked at him, then shrugged and assumed he had said something about their language.
"Anyways, we should see if master Fung is.." Raimundo said but was cut off by Master Fung walking in the room, half tripping over his white robes, now too long for him.
"Dragons, we appear to have a problem…" Master Fung said Tripping and falling on his face, hitting his kitten nose on the floor.
"Yes indeed we do Master Fung, Raimundo will not stop speaking Spanish! I believe that this is his decent into evil as the spirits of darkness are using his unworthy body as a vessel to transport their unholy message of doom!" Omi shouted.
Everyone looked at Omi, eyebrows raising slightly.
"Omi, if you are trying to insinuate that I am an incarnation of the antichrist I think you should clean out your brain with absinth. I was just talking to my in-laws in Rio and they don't speak such good English so I used my native tongue. Un-der-stand?" Rai growled slowly so it would sink in to Omi's broad skull.
"I think so." Omi said.
"When did you have time to call your in-laws Rai?" Clay asked
"During the commercial break. Now if we're done with conspiracy theories I think master Fung was going to suggest something." Rai growled.
They all turned to look at Master Fung.
Master Fung looked around, beads of sweat forming on his forehead that were just visible beneath his soft black fur.
"Sorry dragons but, I have nothing." Master Fung said, breaking the awkward silence.
Everyone fell back in shock, in the typical cartoon style where it all happens in one frame and their legs fly in the air twitching.
"So what do we do now?" Kimiko said
"We're as unlucky as a squirrel who had his nut store raided!" Clay said.
"SQUIRREL? WHERE!" Omi screamed looking around frantically, then deciding the best thing to do would be to hide under Raimundo's robes. "Raimundo, do you realize you have a comically misshapen vegetable stuck in your…"
"Anyway! I bet it was Katnappa who did this, she must have teamed up with Wuya and used the reversing mirror to turn the whole world into cats so she could control them easily." Raimundo said.
"How do you know all this?" Kimiko asked.
"I saw this episode a few hours ago, this is the Eight- thirty re-run." Raimundo smiled
"Freak…" Kimiko said
"espantapájaros!" Raimundo said
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" Clay Snapped.
"no no! Its not rude it means scarecrow!" Raimundo said.
They all looked at him oddly, eyebrows raising.
"Why did you say scarecrow?" Kimiko asked
Raimundo shrugged and licked his paw. "anyway.." He said between laps "We should go to Katnappa's lair and find out how to turn us all back, I'll go because Wuya will believe me if I go to their side." Raimundo continued.
"Can we have just ONE episode where you don't go evil Rai?" Kimiko protested.
"No. the fans like it." Raimundo said, finding a bug in his matted fur and promptly swallowing it whole, grinning happily as he did it.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
That string of Spanish Rai sprouted earlier roughly means:
Kimiko, I find you very attractive. Nevertheless does not it seem that you do appreciate my company. If this is so then I am a lot repented that my behavior does not find its hopes. Good-bye Kimiko, I will lose you.
Pathetic huh?
And yes, if you know Spanish, Rai does refer to Kim as a man in some places. The translations being imperfect makes it funnier!