This'll be the fourth chapter now I think, thanks to everyone who reads this! Please enjoy. This should be funnier if you have a cay so pet owners should get most of it!

The commercial break ends to show kitty Raimundo walking up to his sleeping quarters, his tail violently flicking from side to side as Kimiko latches onto his leg, making it hard to walk.

"Please Rai, don't do this!" She pleaded.

He looked at her with pure frustration and shook his leg. She wouldn't let go.

"What difference does it matter if I go evil? You beat the poop out of me either way!" Raimundo growled.

"Rai, is this about the palm lap top? You know I didn't mean it! I was only kidding!" Kimiko blushed, rubbing the back of her neck (or at least trying to but when her kitty paws wouldn't reach that far she stopped).

"No, This isn't about the laptop, I'm trying to find a way to turn you all back into humans. If Katnappa and Wuya think I'm on their side they might change me back, or at least I could overhear them talking about it." Raimundo said, taking advantage of Kimiko's stance to shake her off.

"So, you aren't really going evil?" She asked.

Rai wagged his tail in her face.

"Of course not estupido! I'm just going to make them think I am!" He grinned walking over to his clothes.

Kimiko sighed with relief and Rai's smug expression dropped as he picked up his shirt, now about three times the size of him.

"Great! How am I meant to save the world in a bed robe?" Raimundo growled frustrated.

"Why do you always wear that Tic-Tac coloured old thing anyway?" Dojo said, fingering through a book called "How to house-train your kittens".

"I happen to like Tic-Tacs! They remind me of Rio!" Rai said kicking his paws.

"How?" Clay asked walking in.

"Do I need to explain everything to you?" Rai snarled, trying to clamber into his shirt, but it was the size of a small tent. "Dojo, can you fix up my shirt?" Rai asked.

"Can jellyfish kill you?" Dojo said.

Rai's eyes widened and he looked around frantically, tripping over his shirt and getting tangled up in a mass of orange and lime cotton.

"I have a suggestion!" Omi trilled through a mouthful of butterfly wings, walking happily into the room and depositing the contents of his mouth in the middle of the floor.

"Well don't leave us hangin' there Omi, tell us." Clay said

"Why don't we pretend to be evil so…" Omi began.

"Already got that one covered chrome dome, you should really listen when I tell you stuff!" Raimundo interrupted but Omi ignored his and kept on talking, until eventually Kimiko chloroformed him.

Dojo looked at Omi, peacefully passed out on the floor and decided it would be a good plan to fix up Rai's clothes.

Rai battled in futility to escape the dreadful grasp of his favourite shirt, and was eventually liberated by Kimiko, who was getting annoyed by the cute 'meowing' noised Rai made in frustration.

"I'm more hungry than a fat man outside a cake shop, can we get somethin' to eat?" Clay said. Rai and Kim both looked him, eyebrows rising slightly.

"I ran out of western metaphors to use." Clay shuffled awkwardly.

"Yess!" Kimiko hissed happily looking at Raimundo, "That's a week of chores you owe me!"

"Why did I make that stupid bet?" Rai muttered awkwardly as the three walked out of the room, leaving Omi sleeping peacefully on the floor, and Dojo sewing clothes.

"So, what do we eat if we can't reach the fridge?" Kimiko said.

"Grass!" Clay said.

"…Grass?" Kimiko said with an uncertain tone. She didn't know if he was joking until he squatted down and began to chew on long blades.

Rai and Kimiko stared in an awkward and grim curiosity.

"Join in Guys, its great!" Clay said, spitting green specks all over Kim. She shuddered as she wiped it off.

"You missed some!" Rai said, licking his paw and running it through Kim's hair to get out all the grass.

She shuddered and jumped away. "Get off me! You boys are sick!" Kimiko spat, following a fly with her head, snapping at it, then eating it.

She licked her lips oblivious to the eyes of Raimundo and Clay staring at her in a confused disgust.

Rai shook his head and snapped, "This is all the writers fault! We wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for the stupid writers? DO YOU HEAR ME! YOUR STORY SUCKS!"

"Shh! Raimundo! Don't insult the writer, She has… Powers!" Kimiko barked.

"Oh, big almighty writer, what is she going to exactly, re-cast me?" Raimundo snapped. (not a bad idea, maybe that'll be my next fic!)

Suddenly the temple disappeared and the four Xiaolin dragon cats were sitting on a dark mountain in the middle of nowhere.

"What happened?" Rai asked looking around.

"What happened?" Kimiko Twitched. "WHAT HAPPENED YOU ASK? YOU insulted the writer! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED! ME AND CLAY WARNED YOU…" Kimiko screeched, her head growing to over half the size of the screen and crushing Rai into a corner. His ears dropped back flat against his head and he waved a little white flag as Kimiko Continued to rant.

"COMICALLY MISHAPEN VEGETABLE!" She finished, panting and calming down slightly.

"You done yet?" Rai Cautiously asked.

"No, not quite, just let me… just let me catch my breath… Deep breath… IF YOU EVER…" She began again, her voice a violent hurricane almost blowing Rai off the screen, but he managed to latch onto Clay.

She Finally Calmed down and looked around. Omi was watching a bee fly around his head.

"Where are we anyway?" Rai said looking around.

"Looks like the middle o' nowhere to me." Clay contributed.

"Great deductive skills!" Rai spat sarcastically looking around.

Raimundo turned to look at Omi and saw that Omi's right cheek was puffed into a huge ball bulging out of the side of his face.

"Omi, have you been eating nuts again, you know you are allergic…" Raimundo asked

"Nooo mry groood frrrrnd Raimmmmunnndo, I mr-ate a bee." Omi muffled through enflamed skin.

"Did he just say he ate a bee?" Rai said looking over at Clay, who looked rather ill.

"I don't think I should've eaten that grass…" Clay said throwing up.

"Pleasant." Raimundo muttered.

"Are you going to finish that Clay?" Omi asked, learning to talk through his mutant cheek.

Kimiko almost threw up.

"You obviously have no idea how to cope in an altered form. I can help you." A Calm yet gruff voice called from the darkness.

The Xiaolin dragons automatically took up battle positions, but all ended up being unbalanced and falling over on their faces.

"Who are you?" Omi asked

"Just a friend, who needs your help as much as you need mine,i can see we have much work to do..." The voice called again.

"Hey, I know that voice! Its…" Raimundo said, as a pair of glowing red eyes came into view, the soft clink of armour, the unmistakeable odour of loamanglon soup…

"Perfeccione, otra nuez!" Raimundo spat hitting his face with his paw.

Commercial Break! It's the end of another thrilling (acerca de emocionar como mirando como césped crece) episode! I hope you will tune in next time when the dragons get a little help! (Don't worry Evil Rai fans! The best is yet to come) ok, Rai says Perfect, another nut!