(Incantations generally come in tomes, no one ever remembers all the words! that's why Chase can't incant without thumbs, I thought that was common sense! Also cats can "Grab and hold" Things but they cannot do anything complicated like turn the pages in a book as their thumbs do not bend far enough. )
The scene begins on a lonely rock surrounded by fire and brimstone. The dragons all stand around Chase Young.
"Xiaolin dragons, it is time to commence with your altered form training!" Chase exclaimed, but stopped abruptly, flicked his tail awkwardly and grinned inanely. The dragons all looked at each other, then back at Chase. Raimundo waved one paw in front of Chase's face.
"Hello.. Chase…" Rai muttered.
Chase suddenly snapped out of his moment.
"Sorry.. I was just remembering a naughty limerick." Chase said turning his full attention to the dragons.
An eyebrow rose from each of the dragons as they watched Chase standing there, doing nothing.
"and…" Raimundo said.
Chase looked at him bewildered.
"What are you waiting for?" Kimiko asked.
"The montage! What else! Can't have training without a montage!" Chase said looking angrily at the sky. "Well writer? Where is my montage?" he growled again.
"Sorry!" I call thinking how to type the montage.
The montage begins, the music in the background is some random Japanese song sung by Puffy Ami Yumi, why? We don't know. I just like Puffy Ami Yumi
Chase is standing on two legs next to a large pole, he nods at Kimiko, who tries to stand upright using the pole as a lever, but she falls flat on her face.
Next Chase is showing Clay how to pick up a rock, Clay manages to hold it, but drops it on his foot and yelps in pain.
Next Chase is pointing at a spear, motioning for Omi to pick it up, but Omi seems more interested in the bee flying over his head. Chase points to the spear again, now furious, but turns back to see Omi's cheek swelled up as the bee flies out of Omi's mouth.
Next Chase is smiling at Raimundo, who is standing shakily upright. Rai reaches for something to grab onto to steady him and chase hits Rai's hand with a stick (like in all those kung fu training movies). Rai looks at Chase, who tells Rai not to grab onto anything. Rai then extends his chaws and jumps on Chase, chunks of armor and black and tanned fur flying.
The scene then shows the four dragons all standing, doing high fives as Chase tries desperately to get up.
The montage ends YAY!
The scene reverts to Chase with a bandage around his head and the four dragons, all standing up on two legs holding Shen Gong Wu.
"You have all done very well, you all appear to be able to hold your own if forced to fight in your altered forms." Chase said, keeping one eye trained on Raimundo and his fur-covered claws.
"So… What now?" Omi asked.
"Erm.. Omi… do you know there is a very large Pandinus imperator on your shoulder?" Chase asked
Omi looked confused
"An emperor scorpion?" Chase said, looking at the black armored beast raise it's claws and tail in battle position.
"I will not fall to your foolish pranks Chase Young, We do not get scorpions on lonely rocks in the middle of nowhere!" Omi said
Chase, Kimiko, Raimundo and Clay all backed away slowly.
"What?" Omi said
The scorpion stung.
"What was that?" Omi shouted rubbing his cheek. The scorpion jumped off his shoulder and ran towards Raimundo, crawled into his shoe and went to sleep.
"Erm… Oh they do have big mosquitoes here!" Rai said, rubbing the back of his neck as Kimiko glared at him. Rai simply smiled awkwardly shuffling his feet and wondering if scorpion stings were fatal.
"Anyway…" Chase said interrupting the moment, "What is you're plan now that you have learned to live as cats and use their abilities to your advantage?" Chase continued.
"We don't have a plan," Omi said rubbing his cheek.
Raimundo snarled.
"oh yes, Raimundo has a plan" Omi said
A Reassured grin crossed Rai's face.
"But it is very foolish and will never work so we might as well not have one!" Omi said.
Rai almost exploded. "Oh yeah chrome dome, I don't see YOU jumping up with a raised claw eager to put forward your brilliant amazing plan!"
"Easy Raimundo.. Omi has not yet learned to respect the feelings of those he does not trust." Chase said.
"How can anyone not trust me?" Rai cried.
"you have a scorpion in your shoe." Chase said.
"… you have a point there…" Rai said.
"And you speak Spanish." Chase continued.
"And…" Raimundo's eyebrow rose, expecting to hear another lecture about the antichrist.
"You claim to be Brazilian but you speak Spanish." Chase said.
Rai stopped and stared at Chase. "My dad's side of the family are from Honduras." Rai said.
"That explains a lot…" Clay said through a mouthful of grass.
"Clay… where did you get that grass from?" Kimiko asked.
"Internet" Clay said continuing to chomp.
Kimiko's face went green as if she was about to be sick.
"Your face is nearly the same colour as a morbakka jellyfish, I saw one once in…" Chase began
"Brazil maybe? Will everyone please stop talking about jellyfish?" Raimundo cut Chase off.
"Sorry, it's the writers fault." Chase said.
"Darn writer…" Clay said vomiting grass on the floor.
"Ok… now I really think I'm going to be sick…" Kimiko said running off.
Clay was still vomiting and Omi was chasing another bee.
Chase and Rai stood next to each other.
"So, you never told me about you… Kimiko showed me that photo of you in that dress. You look quite… nice" Chase said slipping an arm around Raimundo's waist and grinning at him.
The next scene was Raimundo screaming and running as fast as he could the other dragons followed.
"What's wrong Rai?" Kimiko asked.
"Something I could never bring myself to say…" Raimundo panted.
Back at the cave, Chase laughed evilly. "Thank the spirits of evil! I thought I'd never get rid of them, and the best part is I've probably messed with that effeminate Brazilian's head forever! He'll probably never be the same again!" Chase continued laughing as he went back into his cave to catch the second half of Teen Titans.
End of This part! I have very much lost track of what part this is! never mind! Catch you next time.
Oooh yes and if you are wondering the relevancy of all the Spanish stuff don't worry, it should all become apparent in my NEXT fiction…