This is your last chapter NO MORE!'8' is my favourite number so 8 chappies are all you get!
I do not condone racism in any form and racial discrimination against Brazilians, Kittens and Tic Tacs is wrong.
Raimundo struggled in vain attempts to escape the tenacious hold of an affectionate Katnappa, who rubbed her head against his affectionately as cats do. He was disgusted by the thought she might be 'scenting' him. He struggled again and fell to the floor, quickly finding his feet.
"Me-ow… what is wrong Raimundo?" Katnappa asked.
"Mau!" Raimundo answered.
Katnappa looked completely blank but then her face lit up.
"That's it! You must be hungry!" She grinned.
"Mau!" Raimundo squeaked.
Katnappa pranced happily into what appeared to be the kitchen. Raimundo shrugged and reluctantly followed, the thought of pizza and ice cream breaking horrific views of Katnappa hugging him again.
Katnappa scraped something into a bowl on the floor and smiled at Rai.
Rai's eyebrow rose slightly.
"You expect me to eat this?" He asked poking the substance. "Choice tender cuts of rat and pigeon meat in a rich, creamy bile sauce? NO WAY!" Rai spat.
Of course to Katnappa this bold and heroic statement was "Mau!"
The other cats in the kitchen looked at their meals and pushed them away.
"The obnoxious ocelot tom is right, this food stinks!" One cat muttered.
"Hey! I can understand you!" Raimundo called, an unmistakable grin spreading across his face.
"Well why wouldn't you? You been in the hot sun too long Hombre?" another maued.
"Hombre? No I'm Brazilian, not Mexican!" Raimundo growled, his pink kitty nose crinkling up.
"Well I'm Siamese… you going somewhere with this…" The female mused making an offensive gesture with her paws.
Rai got angry.
"If you like being Brazilian so much why not go back there and live in the forest with the Maned wolves!" Another kitty growled. (Racism is wrong)
"THAT WAS WRONG! That was clearly blatant racism!" Raimundo growled.
"So, Cats are allowed to be racist, there is no law against it for cats, Forest boy!" another Kitty maued.
Rai got angrier.
"It's nice to see you getting along so well!" Katnappa smiled down, completely oblivious to what they were saying.
Rai snapped.
He latched on to Katnappa's face and bit her.
"OW! WHAT THE? GET OFF! KITTIES ATTACK!" Katnappa shouted.
The kittens hesitated.
"Hold up… attack? Our own kind? That's Sick!" One kitten said.
"Yeah he may be an outsider but we can't hurt him!" Another cat said.
"Plus he has a hot accent!" One cat said.
They all turned to look at her.
"…What? He does!" The kitten mewed.
"Why aren't you helping?" Katnappa snarled, trying to wrench Raimundo off her face.
The kittens whistled and filed their nails.
Katnappa finally managed to pry Raimundo off her face and he swatted vainly at her as she held his up in front of her by his shirt.
"YOU… Any last words before I exact my revenge?" Katnappa said, practically writhing with anger.
Raimundo smiled.
"Mau!" He said assertively taking off his shoe.
The emperor scorpion, awoken by a great amount of noise and confusion, was suddenly thrown upon Katnappa's face.
She quickly realised what it was and flailed her arms rapidly, squealing like a pig.
She dropped Rai who picked up the (ever so conveniently placed) Sword of the storm and used it on her. Katnappa was blown out of the window and into the sea.
Wuya watched all of this hovering just above Raimundo's head. He turned and grinned at her.
"Never work with Children or animals!" Wuya said flying off through the wall.
For a moment there was silence but it was soon broken by one of the kittens saying:
"Hey… she is gone! Now we can eat goldfish to out hearts content!" One kitten said.
"How can we ever repay you obnoxious Ocelot?" One kitty asked.
"First off you could tell me where Katnappa keeps her Shen Gong Wu…" Raimundo asked.
"Under the mattress of her bed." The kitten said. (The most obvious place to keep valuables).
"And secondly…" Raimundo said.
The scene cuts to Raimundo walking triumphantly through the doors of the temple carrying the Soul of Sai Ping and the Reversing mirror.
"You made it!" Omi trilled happily.
"Always do!" Raimundo smiled.
"I guess all our problems really CAN be solved by Rai going evil every once in a while!" Kimiko said.
"It that the moral of the story?" Clay asked licking himself.
"Nope, the moral is: Never trust a cat!" Raimundo grinned.
Everyone stared blankly.
"That sucked!" Kimiko blurted.
"That's the last time we leave you in charge of the moral!" Omi said.
"Do you have any better ideas?" Rai asked.
"Never trust someone with a scorpion in their shoe!" Kimiko said.
(Obligatory laughing scene)
"Now we get back to normal!" Raimundo said holding up the reversing mirror.
"Soul of Sai ping!" Kimiko called.
"Reversing mirror!" Raimundo mewed.
Suddenly there was a flash of bright light and everyone was returned to normal (including their clothes because the network refused to have any ripped clothes because it was too risqué).
"Good to be back!" Kimiko said stroking her face with her hands.
"Indeed!" Omi said standing on his hand.
Clay did a typical stance and Raimundo did a back flip.
"So… everything is back to normal then." Kimiko stated.
"Not exactly…" Rai said grinning.
Kimiko looked at Rai, encouraging him to speak further.
"I know Katnappa has always wanted to be a cat so…" Rai Grinned.
Everyone laughed.
(Another obligatory laughing scene.
"After that if I see one more cute fluffy kitten I'll…" Kimiko said
Raimundo bit his bottom lip.
Kimiko stared angrily at him.
"What is it?" She growled, one eyebrow rose.
"I… got you a… present?" Raimundo said, opening the door to about a hundred kittens, who all piled through the door.
"Raimundo…" Said Kimiko through gritted teeth.
"Y… yes Kimiko?" Raimundo asked shakily.
Kimiko picked up a palm laptop and edged slowly towards him. He swallowed hard and ran as fast as he could.
Master Fung walked in the room and his face lit up with joy.
"I am so happy you remembered my birthday Raimundo! And A Kittens are what I always wanted from when I was a little boy. My mother always said, 'you can't have cats, they are smelly' but it didn't stop me wanting them! Thank you Raimundo! You are the greatest Dragon of all! Now I'll put these kittens in a safe place!" Master Fung said taking a handful of kittens into another room to join his other kitten and his snake.
L'end!
Ok let's tie off the loose ends:
Katnappa got changed into a cat forever and lived a happy life as a single mother with 8 kittens.
Wuya made up with jack and to torturer her he ate a whole ice cream sundae teasing her all the way through about how good it tasted.
The scorpion got a well-paid acting career and has appeared in 15 spaghetti westerns.
The Kittens in master Fung's room had a food revolt.
Raimundo never managed to get that palm laptop out of his…
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