This is my first attempt at a song fic, so please tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: Hasbro owns Beast wars and YMCA belong to the Village people.
C.R Chamber song
We see five CR chambers lined up on stage; the tune to the YMCA starts playing as Quickstrike, Tigertron, Rattrap, Terrorsaur and Inferno come out of the chamber, dressed up like the Village people. The other Beast Warriors then come on stage and line up behind Quickstrike and the others as they start singing,
"Damage - there's no feeling from the neck down
I said - damage, parts all over the ground
I said - damage, 'cause there's a new gun in town
But there's no need to be unhappy
Fix-it - there's a place you can go
I said – fix-it, when you're shot full of holes
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
You'll be out in no time."
All the Beast Warriors then jump to the front of the stage and use they arm to from the letters as they spell out the next line,
"It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
They have everything for your needs.
Waspinator is proof of its deeds.
It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good rest
You can do whatever you feel."
Rattrap and Terrorsaur start posing as Quickstrike points to a number of people in the audience.
"Young mech - are you listening to me
I said - young mech, what do you want to be
I said - young mech, you can be fix in a day,
but you've got to know this one thing.
No bot, does it all by himself
I said, young mech, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the C.R. CHAMBER
I'm sure they can help you today
It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
They have everything for your needs.
Waspinator is proof of its deeds.
It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good rest
You can do whatever you feel."
Quickstrike and Tigertron start sidestepping while Rattrap and Inferno march on the spot and Terrorsaur flex his muscle,
"Young Mech, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt - No man knew if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive
That's when someone came up to me
and said young mech take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the C.R. CHAMBER
They can start you back on your way."
As the last part of the song come up, the Beast Warriors start flexing and posing as they all start singing.
"It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
It's time to go in the C.R. CHAMBER
They have everything for your needs.
Waspinator is proof of its deeds.
C.R. CHAMBER
It's time to go at the C.R. CHAMBER
It's time to go at the C.R. CHAMBER
Young mech, Damage, there's no need to feel down
Young man, Fix-it, pick yourself off the ground
C.R. CHAMBER
just go to the C.R. CHAMBER
Young Mech, Young Mech, I was once in your shoes,
Young Mech, Young Mech, I was out with the blues
C.R. CHAMBER
C.R. CHAMBER
C.R. CHAMBER
C.R. CHAMBER"
