I, uh, wow…lots of Rae supporters…. Anyway, nevermoretheraven thought that I should talk about the boys. Can't live without 'em, right? Actually, I was already going to do that idea for this chapter, so all I can say is great minds think alike!

Chapter 3 When the girls are not around…

"Hey! We're back!" Cyborg yelled in the tower.

Nothing…

"Raven? Starfire?" Robin called walking down the halls.

"Hey! We were abducted by a hairy GameMaster and forced to enter a tournament and then were captured in his pendant and then Robin kicked his butt and we all came back and they're out shopping!?!?!" BeastBoy screamed while tearing out his green hair.

"Yo, how do you know they're shopping?" Cyborg asked.

"Dude, because Robin's wallet is empty…."

"What!?!" Robin yelled fishing through his empty wallet. All his cards and cash were gone!!! (dun-dun-dun!)

"Hey wait a minute!" Cyborg just realized something.

"What?" BeastBoy asked.

"The girls are out! And we have the tower to ourselves!"

Robin does not get it.

Cye pauses for a few minutes for the intellect to kick in....

Robin gets it.

"Oh…."

"You mean?" Beast Boy said enthusiastically.

"Yeah-!" Cyborg said.

"HOUSE PARTY!!!!!!!" BB and Cye screamed.

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In only a few minutes, the music's cranked up to max, the disco ball is glowing, the pizza is on the ceiling, and the boys are in their boxers……

Beast Boy sat down exhausted from the partying and dizzy from tofu hangover.

Robin was riding his motorcycle…in the living room….

And Cyborg was, but of course, singing on the karaoke machine.

Just then Aqualad busted through the door.

"Titans! I-!" Aqualad stopped short. "Whoa…" he stated at the sight of the metal, polymerized titanium, and green boxers.

"Hey!" they shouted happily holding up bottles of root beer drizzling down their arms like they're drunk. Maybe they are…

"Come and join us Aqualad!" one of them belched.

"Uh…no thanks…" said Aqualad getting ready to leave at the slightest movement.

"Whaaaat areeee yooou doooin' heeeere?" Robin sputtered in his happy mode.

"I came because I am worried," Aqualad sat on the psychiatrist's bed.

"Why you worrieeeeeed?" Beast Boy said.

"Well, I was in my cavern, I knew there was something wrong… When I watched Finding Nemo on my DVD player in my cavern I knew something was wrong…. Do you know what was wrong?"

The titans shook their heads or (so it looked because they were also vibrating like cell phones).

"I found no love letters with my pictures on them. There were no phone calls with anonymous breathing. I was hugging my Taco the Fish but no one was snapping photos of me. I was about to take a nap, but no one was watching me from my closet….."

Aqualad took a dramatic sigh and paused before starting.

"One of my official stalkers Aquagirl was not, well, stalking me."

The Titans made an outburst of laughter which made Aqualad very angry.

"Well, while you guys are partying and getting root beer drunk, I'm going to investigate this!"

"Investigate, what?" the Titans yelled.

"Didn't you hear? BatGirl disappeared at a crime scene in California! So was a Go-Go dancer/heroine in New York City! And don't tell me you didn't see the Hive leader looking for Jinx!"

"Dude, we never seen the Hive leader, this is season 2…" Beast Boy stated.

At the thought of BatGirl, Robin shivered.

"I've got a bad feeling about what happened, yo," Cyborg said.

So Robin grabbed the indoor motorcycle and jumped out a window and magically landed on the ground unharmed with one 360 flip. Aqualad jumped out the window and magically landed in water. Beast Boy was going to go, but Cyborg held out his hand.

"What are you doing?" Beast Boy argued.

"….wanna go check out Raven's room before we go…" Cyborg said.

Beast Boy smiled evilly.

Next thing you know, the two boys burst into Raven's room carefully avoiding any mirrors.

"Hey look Raven has an Aqualad plushie…" said Cyborg pointing to a shelf of plushies.

"Where are the plushies of me?" BB whimpered.

"Right there…" said Cyborg motioning to one under her pillow.

"And look at that one…" said Cyborg motioning to a Malchior doll burning in the fire.

"Wow…" BB said.

"Yeah, I thought she doesn't do voodoo…"

"Hey, she doesn't do fear and look how far that got her…"

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Meanwhile,

Raven sits meditating somewhere but jumps up like she was electrocuted.

"I'm sensing………. someone's in my room!!!!"

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No offense to MalchiorXRaven shippers, cuz' I'm one too.