sakuraneoneo: Hi-hi!! Sakuraneoneo here, my fellow readers!! Since the holiday season is quickly approaching us, I thought:
H-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!
Why not have a Chapter Dedicated to X-Mas? Well.. I have nothing more to do this night at Midnight... s-ooo... what better to do?!
Anyways... the team wasn't around for this. I did it myself. Megaman and the others may drop in on the end, so please bear with me!
Basically... I though I could mix some of my friends and I into this chapter for X-Mas. Because my friends LOVE Inuyasha... and Koga... and Sesshomaru... and Miroku..
and basically the whole show! Team Inu/Mega is gonna be there!!
Special Chapter: A Super Sesshy Christmas! Now With Karaoke!
( Note: I messed up a LOT of animés into this chapter. Some have short and others long to permanent appearences.)
WARNING: The following contatins cursing and situations with Miroku a little tipsy on Holiday Cheer. Read at your own Risk. J/K. Read if you want.
sakuraneoneo: The holidays are here guys!!
Team: YAAAY!! /throws confetti/
sakuraneoneo: As a tribute to the season of snow, giving AND no school, let's all sing some holiday songs!
Sesshomaru: Singing?
Inuyasha: /folds arms/ No way, no how, NO WHERE!
Koga: Keh. For once, I agree with mutt face. There's no way I'm gonna be singing nuthin'!
Sasuke: ........ /thinking/ There is NO way I'm singing anything...
Sakura: Ah! /claps hands together/ Carolling?! That is so awesome!
Naruto: /thinking/ Hmmm... Sakura-chan like singing... /smiles slyly/ I'll volunteer! /waves arms frantically/ Hey, hey, hey!! PICK ME!!
Shuichi: YEAH! /thrusts fist into air/
Hiro: Shuichi, calm down...
Suguru: /narrows eyes/ Don't let him flip his lid.... again. Remember what happened the last time?
Lan/Mayl: YEAH!! It'll be fun!
Megaman/Roll: RIGHT!! /thrusts fists into air/
sakuraneoneo: /nods/ Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Majority agrees.
Inuyasha: HEY! What about that dude with the..
Alucard: /points gun at Inuyasha, gives evil look/
Inuyasha: /gulp/ Never mind... /slinks back behind Koga/
Koga: WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' BEHIND ME?! I'M NOT GONNA PROTECT YOU!!
Alucard/K-San: SHUT THE HELL UP! /both points guns at the inu and okamiyoukai/
Inuyasha and Koga: /in little voice/ Yes'm....!
sakuraneoneo: That's right guys! But what song?
Ryuichi: /snaps fingers/ Hey! I've got it! /clears throat/ When the weather outside is frightful....
Inuyasha: smiting is so delightful...
Kagome: INUYASHA!! SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: GHAAA!!
Sesshomaru: As long as mortal blood may flow....
Rin: Sesshomaru-sama, sing it RIGHT!! /hits Sesshomaru on the back of the head/
Sesshomaru: Dammit, that HURT!!
Ryuichi and Shuichi: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!
sakuraneoneo: /sigh/ Okay... how about another song...?
Naruto: Eh, eh, eh!! /waves arms/ Right here, right here, I've got a song!! On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Sasuke: A rockstar who thinks he's three. /points thumb in Ryuichi's direction/
Ryuichi: Wh-What?! I don't think I'm three! What's wrong with you! I'm not three I'm.... Tohma?
Tohma: /sighs/ 31 odd, Ryuichi...
Ryuichi: /points to Tohma/ Yeah, yeah! That's how old I am!
Sasuke: Sure.
Ryuichi/Sasuke: /deathglare/
sakuraneoneo: B-Break it up, guys... /shivers as she steps between the deathglare/ and let's, PLEASE, try another song.
Shuichi: /lights focus on Shuichi/ Dokonimo tomaranai, mitasanai Emotion shikato kimete oikose yo... /power suddenly cuts/ HEY!
sakuraneoneo: /twitches/ Christmas. Music. ONLY!
Shuichi: But... but... /bites sleeve/ The Rage Beat...
sakuraneoneo: /finishes Shuichi's sentence/ isn't a Christmas song. Please.
Megaman: Dashing through the snow..
Taliin: On a pair of broken skis! Over the fields we go..
Inuyasha: /laughs/ Crushing unfaithful fleas!! Myoga, let's see ya get outta this one!! /crushes hands together tighly/
Myoga: Please... Master.... Inuyasha.....
Itachi: The snow is turning red, I think my brother's dead... /looks around, slowly backs off/
Sasuke: /comes back to life/ Sasuke took a big handgun and shot Itachi in the head!! /steals Alucard's handgun and shoots Itachi down/
Hiro and Shuichi: Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...!!
Sesshomaru: /raises Tokijin/ Oh how fun it is to kill my brother's bitch today! /kills Kikyo/
Inuyasha: Hey!! /stands up to Sesshomaru/ Why'd you go and do that?! Kikyo was NOT my bitch!
Sesshomaru: S-uuuuree..... /narrows eyes, nudges Inuyasha with sly smile/ We a-lll know it, Inuyasha...
Miroku: /stumbles, catches balance, puts arm over Inuyasha's shoulder/ Hey sexy... have I ever told you how Inuyasha you look...
sakuraneoneo: /sweatdrop/ Miroku... /steps back/ went a little too heavy on the holiday cheer...
Inuyasha: /pushes Miroku back, who is caught by Sango/ GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU GODDAMN FREAK!
Miroku: Neh-heh-heh... /hits at Sango's cheek playfully/ You're a prettygirl...
Sango: /drops Miroku on floor/
sakuraneoneo: Nice choice. Drunk Miroku is possibly worse than normal Miroku. /claps hands together/ How about one last song. Please.... sing it right this time...
Konohamaru, Moegi, Udon, and Naruto: Silent Night...
Sesshomaru: Bloody night...
Rin: Sesshomaru-sama!
Inuyasha: All must die... /hits Koga with Tetsusaiga, who falls unconscious/
Sesshomaru/Inuyasha: /deathglare at each other/ NONE survive.
sakuraneoneo: C'mon guys.. just get along. It's Christmas.
Sesshomaru/Inuyasha: But.. but.. but.. /points at each other/ I HATE HIM!!
sakuraneoneo: /sigh/ Forget it, forget it...
Inuyasha: /taps authoress on shoulder/ Hey.
sakuraneoneo: Hey what?
Inuyasha: Now that you mention it.... /looks around/ where's those guys who threatened me and the mangy wolf over there?
Ryuichi: Heh... heh-heh-heh... /rubs back of his head/ K-San'll be back, don't you worry.. heh....
Inuyasha: /folds arms/ What about that other dude?
Integra: /scoffs/
Inuyasha: Fine then. /turns around in a huff, mutters under breath/ Little miss Priss
Integra: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?! YOU DO NOT CALL INTEGRAL WINGATES HELLSING A PRISS!!
Inuyasha: Well I just did!
Ryuichi: Still... /thinks/ I really wonder where K-San and Alucard-san are...
SOMEWHERE IN THE AVALON MALL
K-San: TAKE THIS, YOU BASTARD!!! EAT LEAD!! /shoots handgun at video game, shattering the screen/
Employee: U-Uhhh... ummm... S-Sir... that's a .... /gulps/ video game...
K-San: /narrows eyes angrily/ Don't tell me that's just a video game!! /shoots him down/ Anyone else?!
Alucard: Heh. Time to make me some more Vampires for my army!!!
K-San: A little harsh??
Alucard: /narrows eyes/ You're shooting down innocent people... aaannnd... you're telling me I'm being harsh???
K-San: Point noted. Continue.
K-San/Alucard: MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ryuichi: Ah well. Who cares?!
sakuraneoneo: Alrighty then... I think it's time to say good-bye for the Holidays, guys!
Super Sesshy: NO!! I JUST GOT HERE!!
Sib: YOU CAN'T END THIS NOW!!
sakuraneoneo: Sorry... but...
Super Sesshy: Awww... /prances up and down/ Unfair, unfair, UN-FAAAIIRR!!! YOU'RE SUCH A MEANIE!! /sits down crying/
Inuyasha: /holds in laughter/
Sib: /possesses Inuyasha's mind/ Don't think so! Laugh at my Lord Sesshomaru and DIE!!
Inuyasha: /possessed by Sib/ I will not laugh at Sesshomaru's misfortunes. Instead, I will go and tend to all of Lady Sib's desires and wishes.
Sib: Yesss... yess... /laughs manically/ Yes, my little Inu-servant....
sakuraneoneo: Alright guys! Time to say your good-byes
Super Sesshy: /still crying/ I HATE YOU ALLL!!!!
Rin: Sesshomaru-sama... /nudges Super Sesshy/ what's wrong...?
Ryuichi and Shuichi: PAR-TAY TIME!! WHOOOO!!!
Hiro and Suguru: /sighs with sweatdrops/ Oi....
Lan/Mayl/Megaman/Roll: Happy Holidays!!
Alucard/K-San: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! /shooting off rounds and rounds of bullets at innocent people/
Naruto: HAVE A WONDERFUL, RAMEN FILLED HOLIDAY!!
Sakura: /narrows eyes at Naruto/ Ummm... Naruto, not everyone likes ramen, you know.
Sasuke: ..... /says nothing/
Itachi: XxxX /DEAD/
Konohamaru/Moegi/Udon: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Sango/Kagome: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM US!!
Miroku: /laughs/ Hehhh.... Come on! Miroku wanssa hug...
Sango/Kagome: NO WAY!!
Inuyasha: DON'T LET THIS BITCH IN MY MIND AGAIN!!
Sib: INUYASH-AA-SAAAMAAAA!!!
sakuraneoneo: And from all of us here from My Team Inu/Mega or Team Super Sesshy...
Team: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!!
Super Sesshy: .... /notices Authoresses Kirara plushie/ Heh-heh... /steals it/
sakuraneoneo: N-ooo!!! KIRARA!!! GET BACK HERE!! /chases after Super Sesshy/ YOU'RE MY CREATION!! I CAN DESTROY YOU LIKE THAT!! /trails off/
Well... that turned out better than I actually thought you know. Oh, and don't mind the cursing. I put a warning at the beginning.
Still... To my readers, I wish you a Merry Christmas... whether you read this before or after Christmas... okay?
Super Sesshy returns New Year's! Sorry for the endless violence. Believe it or not: I was sugar-deprived writing this. Who knew no sugar could do this to you?! Ah well.... never again will I write a chapter not on sugar. See, sick no sugar for me.
Meh. Enjoy!
Until New Years'!!