sakuraneoneo: Hi g-uuuys! It's been a while since I last updated, but I'm sure you understand. The challenging rush of the New Year eventually gets to people, and people like me. Especially with all the studying for exams... and the arguing with Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan... -rubs cheek- and how she punched me the other day...
Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: I was JOKING around!
sakuraneoneo-narrows eyes- Uh-huhhh... -sighs- Anyways, while listening to some Blink 182, I came up with the idea for this chapter. And I'm sure you guys will like it once its finished. I believe it's gonna be shortly introducing more Megaman characters along with the Inuyasha characters that -voice goes angry- haven't bothered to show up at casting..
Koga: What the hell are you lookin' at me like.. like... that for!
sakuraneoneo: Because you didn't show up last chapter, is why, Koga!
Koga-backs off- Sorry, sor-rrry...
sakuraneoneo-folds arms- Better be. -smiles- Anyways, I'll let you guys read on now. I'll just quietly eat supper while typing this, yep-yep. And I apoligize again for the lateness! Since it's February now, maybe I'll make another special chapter for Valentine's Day. Awwww... X3. Anyways, on with the Sixth Super Sesshy Chapter!
Chapter 6: NetNavis Have Fears Too, You Know!
" Would it kill you if you could leave me alone for ten frigging minutes"
Sesshomaru's voice echoed through the clearly empty forest. It was clear because the loud roar he'd just made cleared it out. Completely.
" Lord Sesshomaru, I'm shocked" began Sib. " You can't just throw me out" Sib broke down and cried.
" Have some pity on this girl, Master Sesshomaru! I've got nowhere else to go! You're the only one I can confide in"
Sesshomaru sighed angrily, dropping his head in a sweatdrop. " Alright, fine, we can share the same body, but there's no..."
" Wow! Master Sesshomaru you seriously like this girl? Pfft... isn't she a bit too..." began Sib as Sesshomaru went blood red.
" GET THE HELL OUTTA MY MEMORIES"
" That Inuyasha guy lead us wrong" cried Roll, smashing her fist through the nearest tree. " NEVER TRUST A GUY WITH DOG EARS EVER AGAIN"
" But..." Megaman's eyes widened. " he... I could swear... my sensors told me he was just there.. a minute ago.."
Kit blinked and took a step back as she noticed the NetNavis before her. " Umm... who are you looking for..."
Roll jumped up to her. " Do you know where Sesshomaru went! Mister I'm-too-uptight-to-tell-Megaman-and-Roll-where-The-Net-is is our key to get home"
Kit laughed and shook her head. " You just missed him. And once you miss him, you might never see him again, so I'm no use to you."
Megaman held out his blaster at the girl. " Tell us..." He narrowed his eyes. " where Sesshomaru went, and we'll let you go." Kit blinked.
" Wh-What..."
Holding his blaster in closer, Megaman looked more threatening, baring his fangs. " Tell us where the demon went and you don't get hurt."
( Oookay.. I know Megaman doesn't have fangs... but.. can't I just say that? )
Kit shook her hands, moving her arms quickly. " Eh-eh-eh! I don't know where he is! I can't keep track of him! I only have the sword he left behind"
Roll, Megaman and Gutsman looked at each other for a minute and then laughed evilly. " We'll take the sword and return it."
Kit nodded quickly. " I'll give it to you! Just don't hurt me! And Master Sesshomaru's sword is special to him! Don't break it" She slid the sword forwards, her hands shaking.
" And we'll be on our way" declared Megaman, stealing the sword away and walking off with Roll and Gutsman. Kit blinked.
' Wait... wait a minute... now I remember that sword! Eh... I'll just not speak up about it... I don't wanna get hurt...'
Meanwhile, in the REAL world where NetNavis and Humans live together in...umm... near peace and harmony...
Lan threateningly raised a sledgehammer over his head, a psychotic grin on his face and laughing like a crazed maniac.
" Ohhhhh Me-ga-maaaan... come out, come out, or Lan will break this... this... thing.. that keeps you in contact with ME" he growled threateningly.
" Lan, stop" Mayl pulled the sledgehammer from his hands, throwing it and breaking Lan's bookshelf.
Lan twitched his fingers, turning around to Mayl and snarling. " Why the hell did you do that for! Either he appears or I smash that... that... thing"
Mayl folded her arms. " Stop acting so psychotic, Lan. I think a server might be down inside the Net, so maybe that's why Megaman and Roll can't reach us"
( Author's Note: In real terms, I would believe that a server outage inside the net would not stop Megaman and Roll from reaching Lan and Mayl, but meh. I was bored.)
" I don't givadamn, Mayl! Either I get to talk to Megaman or this controller goes smashy-smashy" threatened Lan, his brown eyes maliciously wide.
Mayl narrowed her eyes. " Jeez, Megaman leaves you for a while and you go psycho on me... get a life, Lan." She threw her handheld at Lan, smacking him across the head and making him fall back on the bed.
" Really though. People have lives outside their NetNa..." Mayl blinked as a pulse made her stop talking. Lan rubbed his head, opening one eye gently.
" The fuck was that for, Mayl"
" Waitaminnit... Lan, you're back to normal" she asked, moving in closer and pointing a finger. Lan rubbed his head. " Why would I be" he snapped.
" Hmmm... this is all suspicious... Megaman disappears along with Roll, you go psycho on me... maybe they're.. you know.." She raised another finger, pointing them both towards each other and pushed them together. " connected."
Lan blinked. " Eh. You never know. Now..." He grabbed Mayl's arm, an abnormally large smile on his face. " let's go play DDR at the Mall"
" Lan, you don't have Megaman to hack the machine so you always get AA's anymore, you know that right" asked Mayl.
" Well... I guess I could go without one this time..."
And now, back to the NetNavis, who are still stranded inside Feudal Japan with their high-tech weaponry that could easily take over Feudal Japan itself and then they could rule the world from! Eh... heh-heh-heh... -ahem- Back to the NetNavis.
" He's gonna beg to get this thing back" said Megaman, swinging the sheath and hitting Gutsman in the face with it. " Awright. Revenge is gonna be s-ooo sweet"
Roll and Megaman looked at each other, before laughing maliciously and very evil-like. Gutsman, filled with murderous rage, raised his fist behind Megaman's back, ready to punch him out. Megaman pointed his blaster to Gutsman and shot him back into a tree.
He and Roll continued to laugh, lightning flashing and thunder roaring as Gutsman was behind them, swirly eyed. Roll stopped.
" Megaman... where'd that thunder and light"
Too late. As Megaman raised a finger to answer, there was another clap of thunder and it began to downpour. Gutsman got back on his feet. The three stared at each other for the moment, letting the crystal rain fall over their body parts.
Within a minute later, they all cried out and began to dash through the forest.
" RAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" cried Megaman.
" IdontwannarustIdon'twannarustIdon'twannarustgetmethehellouttathisrain" complained Roll, pulling her hands over her head.
" N-OOOOOO! NOT THE RAAAIIIN" Gutsman cried out, actually running quite fast for his enormous size.
The three came to a rest in a cave, shaking off their arms, legs and heads as fast as they could. " Man... that was so close..." muttered Megaman.
" I know... I don't wanna rust, I'm too young to rust" cried Roll, pressing her hands against her cheeks.
" Phew... atleast we're safe in here..." sighed Gutsman.
The Navi-Trio raised their heads to a low growling. 4 pairs of glowing eyes stared back at them. Shivering, the three backed off. The wolves stepped out into the light, now baring their fangs.
" AHHHHHH! WOLVES"
The Navis ran from the cave, once again, out into the pouring rain and threatening for their metal bodies to rust.
( A/N: Okay, so maybe they wouldn't rust in the rain, I wouldn't know. But... you know... I made this WHOLE thing up so, eh. Why stop there? )
" All of you, stop that growling."
Koga leant against the cave wall, one eyebrow raised, his eyes narrowed in a confused fashion and his arms folded. " If anything... I wanna know who those three are... and what they're doing here. They don't look like they're from around here... or Kagome's era... who are they"
( Booyah! Finally got you into this! Koga: Shaddap with that already! Aww... and can't you imagine a " chibi " Koga? Kawaii, no da! XD )
Megaman looked up to the sky from their new hiding place. " Guys... wherever we are... we're not home anymore..."
" Nah, ya think" snapped Roll. " We learned that when we first got here"
" But..." He narrowed his eyes. " where is home"
sakuraneoneo: Yes! Another chapter finished and all in the course of... -looks at calendar- EXAM WEEK! That's impressive!
Sesshomaru: Why must you so horribly degrade me like this?
sakuraneoneo: Hmmm... -thinks, few minutes of silence- I dunno.
Sesshomaru-threatening look- Listen here, girl, I demand that y-
sakuraneoneo-holds up controller, presses button- DOWN BOY!
Sesshomaru-collapses-
sakuraneoneo: nn -holds up controller- Always great to have a shock collar on hand to put on those bishies who just can't control themselves, ne?
Sesshomaru: I... hate... you...
Inuyasha: Keh! Serves you RIGHT!
sakuraneoneo-ignoring Inuyasha and Sesshomaru fighting- Well... I apoligize for the lateness and SHORTNESS of this chapter. But I promise on... Sesshomaru's life... -WTF! On MY life? THINK AGAIN- that I'll have a longer one up after Valentine's! Alright! I'm out guys. Ja!