Hono'o no Inu

DISCLAIMER: I dun own FmA. I only own Rei. Lucky me. -smiles-

Summary: .Sequel to Hagane no Neko. Six months after Ed changes back, Roy disappears, and a small, black dog comes into Ed's life. There's something familiar about it, though. . . RoyEd

WARNING- LOTS and LOTS of PERVINESS in this chappy!

Back round for chapter: Roy in casual clothing. . . -does the little cat purr thing-

Chapter One

Roy sat there screaming in his mind for a while. He panicked, wondering what he should be doing right now. Then he figured it out! He could go find Ed! But would Ed recognise him? Well. . . Of course! Love conquers all obstacles!

'I hope. . .' the dog added in his mind. He looked up, seeing two familiar figures walking from a grocery store near by.

'Oh, THANK GOD! IT'S ED AND SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW! Oh wait. . . That's Rei. . ."

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"Say. . . Why is that dog following us?" Ed asked, looking over his shoulder. Rei blinked, and saw the dog as well.

"Maybe it's a stray?" Ed stopped walking, and moved over to the dog, leaning down over it.

"You must be alone, little guy," he cooed.

'Well, I was, until you came back into my life a few seconds ago, my love!' Roy practically cried. He barked a few times.

"I wonder if Roy'll let a dog into the house. . ." the blond scratched his chin.

'You have my permission! TAKE ME HOME! PLEEEAAASE!' the mutt thought.

"Then again. . . He might want to keep you in the office. . ."

'With Hawkeye's pistol? NO!'' Roy had to keep himself from biting the human. Rei noticed something was a bit strange, and smirked. (remember his able to hear what Nii-San's thinking ability?)

"Ed, let's take him home. Roy loves dogs, remember?" he winked at the dog, who nearly got teary eyed.

'THANK YOU, REI! I'M FOREVER IN YOU'RE DEBT!' Roy barked several times and wagged his little tail (everyone say 'awwww')

Roy's tail wagged even more when he got a ride home in his lover's arms.

'Damn it.' the dog thought. 'how come he doesn't hold me this softly when we're in bed!' after a few seconds he wanted to shoot himself. 'well, duh, Roy, you know you're the DOG in bed, but not literally! You're not as small and weak and helpless. . .' something struck his mind. 'what happened to my clothes?'

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"Nii-San! What a cute little puppy!" Al squealed when Ed walked into the door.

'I am not a puppy!' Roy snapped in his head. 'I am a grown man! Wait, a puppy in dog years?'

"Did Roy come home yet?" the blond asked, and the armor shook his head.

"He was supposed to be home an hour ago."

'Helloooo! I'm right here!'

"I'll call the office and see if they saw him," Rei said, walking over to the phone. "you two go upstairs and fix the dog's bed."

"Okay," the Elric brothers said, and up they went, along with the Roy dog.

Rei waited until they shut the door, and then picked up the receiver and dialed. After a few rings, someone answered.

"Hawkeye."

"Ah, Miss Riza, this is Rei," the young Mustang said cheerfully.

"Oh, good evening, Rei!" Riza said. "why are you calling so late in the afternoon?"

"My brother seems a bit. . . Sick, and isn't feeling very well." Rei suddenly felt his dark side coming on. He smirked. "he won't be coming back for a while."

"Oh." Riza answered with a blink. She glared at the stack of paperwork that was going to be due in a few days. "well, I hope he gets better soon." they both hung up, and after a while, Ed and Al came downstairs, with doggy Roy following.

"My brother is on a mission. He won't be back for a while," cheerful Rei said.

'You sly dog, you. . .' Roy commented. Ed saw Ed sigh.

"Why didn't he just call me sooner?"

"They said it was urgent." the young Mustang walked into the kitchen.

"Well, at least he isn't out drinking and screwing women." Ed transmuted his arm into a blade. "I would have shoved SOMETHING ELSE up his ass and it ain't gonna be my. . ."

"Nii-San! Save it for the more MATURE ratings, please!"

"Oh, right. Sorry."

Behind them, doggy Roy quivered in fear, knowing now that it would be a great idea NOT to cheat on his lover for any reason.

Short chappy! I need to make them longer! -smacks self on head- Anywho, like I warned at the beginning, this chappy has lots of perviness. So pervy, in fact, it's funny! Review!