sakuraneoneo: Sorry about the V-Day chappie... I couldn't put it up. It wasn't a very happy V-Day for Sakura...
Sesshomaru: MUCH enjoyed by me! She didn't have to humiliate me in another stupid chapter of this stupid fic and also; she couldn't and still can't talk!
FINALLY! I don't have to hear her complain about h-
sakuraneoneo/shocks/ Sesshomaru, I'm... not... deaf...
Sesshomaru: ...-pulls on shock collar- Damn... it...
sakuraneoneo: Okay, so upon help from some people, I decided to update Super Sesshy again... -lowers head-
Sesshomaru: D-aaamnnnnn...
sakuraneoneo/unenthusiastically/ and I'm glad to inform you about another special chapter that we're gonna put aside. -raises head with a smile-
and BOY, is it gonna be sweet! Why? Be-ca-u-seee... -sly eyes-
Taliin/Ejiki: WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANIME CHARACTERS D!
sakuraneoneo/pulls hands over Ejiki and Taliin's mouths/ Ah, ah, ah! You'll spoil it-smiles at readers while the two struggle to become freed-
Taliin: Mmhmph! Mphhm mhmpph mmhmm mpmh mh pmhm!
Ejiki: Mmph mppmh mmph! Mmpmh mph mpmm phmpmh ppm!
sakuraneoneo: Heh... heh-heh-ehhh... -falters off in a sweatdrop- S-ooo... -drops Taliin and Ejiki on floor- ahem. Time to get on with the f-
Sesshomaru/interrupts loudly/ DAAAAMMMMMMMIIIITTTT-punches wall-
sakuraneoneo/Ejiki/Taliin: ...O.o...
sakuraneoneo: ...Sesshomaru... why are you-
Sesshomaru/points threatening fing- eh... claw/ DON'T. EVEN. FRICKIN'. ASK. WHY. THE. FRICKIN'. HELL. I. AM. SO. FRICKIN'. EDGY. BECAUSE. I'LL. TEAR. YOUR. FRICKIN'. HEAD. OFF. BEFORE. YOU. CAN. FRICKIN', ASK!
sakuraneoneo: ..Oo... you know... I have never... heard someone say frick so many times in one sentence...
Taliin: Oh, you're AWN bia-
sakuraneoneo/slaps Taliin/
Sesshomaru/seethes through clenched fangs/ YOU. HAD. BETTER. GET. FRICKIN', USED. TO. IT. YOU. ENSLAVING. B-
sakuraneoneo/presses button for shock collar again and again/ Don't worry, he'll have learned his lesson by the end. Anyways, on to the chapter!
Taliin/rubs face in a pout/
Disclaimer: I have no authority to own Megaman or Inuyasha. They belong to Capcom, who make very good ( if I must say ) Megaman games, and Rumiko Takahashi, who has a hell of a great mind to make Sesshomaru for me.
Chapter 7: You Have To Stand Me!
" ... I don't know why I'm the one... why am I...? Somebody answer me..."
" Hmm hmm hmmhmm... you know, people are gonna think his almighty Lord and Highness is crazy if he continues talking to himself..." began Sib, humming to herself quietly.
" Alright you. Listen here." Sesshomaru growled and rested his head against the palm of his right hand.
" No one's around, I'm talking to you and why would people think I'm crazy? If they do, I'll just go on a rampage for five minutes and kill them without need. That's right. A needless slaughter? And why would they call me crazy anyway? They know I can kill them, they obey me..." Sesshomaru muttered under his breath. " they obey me to what I actually know..." He raised his voice again, to the proud, strong-headed tone it had just been. " and I can strike fear into the hearts of ANY youkai! And if I can't,
then my title isn't Taiyoukai Lord of the Western Lands and my name isn't-"
" SEEESSSSHHHOOOMMMAAAARRRRUUU-SAAAAMMMAAAAA!"
Sesshomaru's eyes widened greatly as he shakily turned around to that high-pitched, annoying little voice he'd known for over a hundred years that didn't seem to shut up, even though he kept abandoning it.
" Oh for the Love of God!"
Sib laughed and laughed. " Run run run as fast as you will, he's gonna catch you, Sesshomaru-sama, and this little demon is the one you cannot kill!" she taunted from within the depths of his complex, taiyoukai mind.
Sesshomaru's shaken amber eyes turned as he began to run as fast as he could, his silver hair tailing behind him, joining the company of his fluff.
( Heh-heh... his fluff... I love that... Don't ask why, k? I think I'm super-hyper... maybe... -reading Gravitation 5- Haha... I'm done..)
" Ah? What's this? You are running from something, Sesshomaru-sama?" Sib made a confused noise. " What happened to the demon who began to strike fear into the hearts of others? Who would stop at nothing to see nothing stand in his way?"
He let out a hurried whine and pushed himself to run faster.
" Urusai, urusai, u-ru-saiii! Stop talking to me, stop talking to me!"
Sesshomaru pushed his fingers into his pointed ears, beginning to hum childishly. " La la la la la la, I can't hear you, you stupid little spirit, who lives in my mind, whom I will get rid of, if she doesn't shut up, so she'd better shut up-" he began in a sing-song tone before Sib cut in
" N-N-Nooo! Sesshomaru-sama, I beg of you! Don't abandon meeee! I'll stop, I'll stop, I will s-tttooooppp!" whined Sib.
He tripped up in his feet, then continued to run again, his breath shortening. ' Damn, I should've found Ah-Uh! I can't keep running forever! Arrrgghhh!'
" You should've went looking for that stupid dragon!" cried Sib.
" Stupid?" Sesshomaru's expression saddened. " ...how can you call my precious Ah-Uh... stupid...!"
Sib sighed. " Oh boy... heeere we go..."
FLASHBACK
Child-like laughs echoed against the walls of a now-empty courtyard, followed by a growl of a young dragon.
" C'mon! You're it!"
One young voice covered the light blowing of the wind. So filled with joy of a new playmate.
A smaller, more chibi-like version of the dragon that now loyally follows Sesshomaru around snarled playfully, giving a playful jump towards the little demon infront of him
" Come on! Try and catch me!"
A short silver-haired,(as in short to the shoulders) bright amber eyed inuyoukai laughed as he dodged away from the dragon's pounce. The dragon snorted and dove against the inuyoukai, pinning him to the ground.
He laughed, his eyes narrowing as the dragon's forked tongue licked his cheek, over the delicate violet marks briefly touched by his silver strands.
As he heard a sound approach from behind, he pushed his head back, blinking twice. Then he smiled widely.
" Are you enjoying yourself?"
The inuyoukai child laughed as a hand was placed over his head. " He's a great dragon, Father! I'm gonna call him Ah-Uh and we're gonna be friend's forever..."
That last ' forever ' echoed in Sesshomaru's mind. " ...and he's been by my side ever since..." His ( chibi-fied ) eyes went sparkly.
" And I've taken care of him since my Father handed him over to me!"
Sib yawned.
" Okay, now that you're done with the touching moment between you and your komodo lizard-"
" HE IS NOT A LIZARD!" snarled Sesshomaru. " He is a DRAGON! Dr-a-gon! Not a lizard! A pure blooded dragon!"
" Yeah, yeah, okay, okay..." she mumbled. " just keep running or that thing you call a vassal will catch up."
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" WOLFWOLFWOLFWOLFWOLFWOLFWOOLLLFFF!"
Ginta and Hakakku blinked their eyes, before staring at each other in a dumb-founded way.
" Ummmm excuse me-" began Hakakku.
" but we're not wolves... we're wolf demons," finished Ginta.
Koga punched Ginta across the back of the head, his own lowering, a vein popping out of his temple.
" Thank you... for stating the obvious... Ginta..." he growled lowly.
Ginta rubbed his head, sniffing back his tears. " Why are you always so mean to mee...?"
" Because I'm not an idiot, Ginta!" stated Hakakku, before he got a whack across the back of the head too.
" BOTH OF YOU ARE COMPLETE AND TOTAL MORONS!"
Hakakku and Ginta slinked off behind Koga. " Y-Y-Y-Yes'sir..."
Roll pointed a shaking finger. " G-G-G-Get a-a-wa-way from m-m-me!"
" I'm not gonna hurt you. Jeez." Koga scoffed, narrowing his eyes. " Why do people always think I'm gonna kill them?"
" Because you have an attitude that makes you seem so explosive to others and that you always seem so threatening!" said Ginta and Hakakku together, before Koga silenced them by turning around, his fist raised in anger. Both innocent wolves gripped onto each other and shivered, tears in their eyes.
" Forgive us Koga!" Koga smirked, placing his fists against his hips. " Oh yeah. Now, I need to ask you something..."
Roll and Megaman blinked. " Like... like wha?"
" I need to know why you've got Mutt-Breath's brother's sword. It might not be any of my business, but I just want to know anyway."
Megaman smirked evilly, baring his " fangs " again. " We took it just as... you know... a little hostage-type thing, but with a inanimate object and not a real live human.
You see, we think that he'll do anything to get this sword back, and the one thing we want is the one thing he knows: the way back to the Net."
Koga blinked cluelessly. " Ummm... the Net?"
Megaman and Roll sighed in a sweatdrop, collapsing on their necks. Roll stomped up angrily. " WHY HASN'T ANYBODY HERE HEARD ABOUT THE NET?"
" DAMMIT, MAYBE BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW THE DAMN TIME PERIOD THAT YOU DAMN GUYS CAME FROM AND WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT SENDING YOU HOME!"
Koga cringed as that voice he'd loathed since first hearing it sounded from behind him. And then came the soothing cry of the maiden he'd fallen for.
" INUYASHA, SIT AND BE NICE!"
He smirked and listened to Inuyasha's face meet the gravel and rock of the pathway beneath his feet and the cry he let out as his necklace reacted to Kagome's incantation.
Maybe meeting up with these " NetNavis " was worthwhile after all...
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Sesshomaru pushed out his arms with a content sigh. How g-oooooooooood it felt to be home!
Sib groaned from within Sesshomaru's complex maze of a mind. " You are THIS close to driving me insane, Lord Sesshomaru! I can't another minute of your narcissistic
ramblings!"
The Taiyoukai Lord snorted, narrowing his eyes. " Ramblings? I think they aren't ramblings."
" Oh really! Why don't you look yourself in the mirror and TELL me that they AREN'T ramblings!" she snarled.
The youkai's amber eyes met his of that, his own reflection in the mirror. He smirked, baring his pure pearl while fangs, sharpened to perfection.
" Mmm-mmmh! Damn, you lookin' f-ineeee today, Sesshomaru!" he quoted to himself. His silver hair, which he pushed back with care, rested against his pure white silk robe which came to the back of his knees, over his bare arms, chest and back. His white silk pants came down to his shins like capris.
Sib groaned again, mentally slapping her forehead with the palm of her hand. " Goddamn it, Lord Sesshomaru!"
Sesshomaru smirked and snickered once, baring his pearly whites again. " Goddamn it what? You had better get used to it, Sunshine, because you're with ME now!"
Inside his mind, Sib grabbed an imaginary book and started slamming it against her head. " Damn- damn- damn- damn-"
Sesshomaru laughed and shook his head. " Sad, but true. You have to tolerate this as long as you stay here, Sib!"
She growled and slammed the book harder against her head. " Just a trillion more brain cells!"
Sesshomaru listened to the tortured growling of the girl's spirit within him. It was kind of funny how he could constantly torment her like this, even though the things he did wasn't to torment her at all. It was part of his day. But... you know...as long as he could get off tormenting what made him turn into that hyper-active, clueless, too over-emotional thing that he had to have as a third-party side... it was fine. -
He laughed to himself before getting on the lower floor. " I'm... too sexy for my sword... too sexy for my hair..."
" ARRRGGHHH! GOD, SAVE ME NOW!" Sib cried, clenching her hands over her ears.
" SESSHOMARU!"
Inuyasha burst through the door, breaking it entirely down. Koga blinked. " Wow." He laughed.
" I really call that using your HEAD, Dog-Breath!" he sniggered.
" You.. shut up... wolf..." seethed Inuyasha.
Sesshomaru growled. " You-" He pointed an angry finger at his hopeless younger half brother, his wolf counter-part and the three NetNavis behind him.
" HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME IN MY PERSONAL CHAMBERS?"
Inuyasha scoffed. " Well, we just did, didn't we!"
" ALRIGHT THEN!" Sesshomaru raised clenched claws. " PREPARE TO FIGHT-" He looked down at himself. Then he raised his head, blushed, laughed weakly and rubbed the back of his silver hair with his hand.
" Heh... after I get dressed..."
Koga, Inuyasha, Megaman, Roll and Gutsman collapsed off their feet in inhu- eh... indemon and inNavily possible sweatdrops.
sakuraneoneo: Finished! Phew! Finally! Long chapter too!
Sesshomaru/weakly/ You... must... continue... to... humilate... me... like... this...?
sakuraneoneo: ...Yes
Sesshomaru: I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!
sakuraneoneo/ignoring Sesshomaru/ Sorry.. no Super Sesshy in this chapter- but don't worry, he fights as Super Sesshy in the next chapter.
Just a lil' spoiler for ya! I'm gonna make a small fight happen in the next one, but the BIG ones come later.
Sesshomaru: I GOTTA FIGHT THAT BLUE FREAK!
Megaman/twitch/ Who you callin'...-points blaster at Sesshomaru- a BLUE-FREAK, DOG FACE!
Sesshomaru: ...-cringe- Dog... Face... -twitch twitch-
Inuyasha: HA!
Koga: Whoa. I'd never call your bro that, man.
Sesshomaru-raises claws- PREPARE TO DIE-chases after Megaman-
Megaman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-running for life-
sakuraneoneo: AHH! SESSHOMARU! MEGAMAN! NO! Eh-eh-eh-eh! Gotta go guys! If he kills him, Capcom's got MY ass on the line! SEE YA!
GET THE HELL BACK HERE-runs after Sesshomaru and Megaman-