WARNING: This chapter contains mild language, extreme drunken-ness from Inuyasha and other random anime people, alcohol referencing, extreme destruction of my home, some violence, barely intense, some slightyaoi... oh well. It also involves EXTREME partying, which people who are not cool may find offensive. Reader discretion is advised... by people who made me advise it because of the alcohol use... okay, so ignore this if you wish.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any other animes depicted in this fic. Okay? LET'S LEAVE IT THERE.
Team Super Sesshy Copyright: 2005
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any other animes depicted in this fic. Okay? LET'S LEAVE IT THERE.
sakuraneoneo: H-iiiii guys! Welcome to another Special Super Sesshy Chapter put aside for special random events! In this case
Team: ST.PATRICK'S DAY!
sakuraneoneo: Thaaat's right! -smirk- So we're gonna have a big, huge, PAR-TAY to celebrate it!
Ejiki: Yess! Par-tay! Woopner/does little dance on electrical tape dance mat on her basement floor/
Taliin: Break out the Lambs and Pepsi! We're gettin' LOADED!
sakuraneoneo/sweatdrops/ Uh... guys... loaded.. now... when the party isn't even here?
Taliin/throws bottle and Pepsi on floor/ I HATE YOU!
Ejiki: ...I like muffins.
Sesshomaru: I stand with what I said, I am the ONLY one here who is sane!
sakuraneoneo/pokes his forehead/ Moon Forehead.
Sesshomaru: STOP CALLING ME THAT/flip out/
sakuraneoneo: And that, my readers, is revealing that demons are unstable on the inside.
Sesshomaru: DEMONS ARE NOT UNSTABLE!
sakuraneoneo/Ejiki/claps hands together/ Goodie! The party is here!
Taliin: WOOOOO/throws confetti/ PARTY!
Koga/drunk/ Hey guyss... /stumbles into room in kitty outfit/ Koga... isss here, to paartay!
sakuraneoneo: Koga... this wasn't a costume party... /raises finger/
Koga/narrows eyes/ Are you sure.../prods sakuraneoneo's shoulder/ BecauseI HEARD confetti...
Ejiki/with video camera/ Heh-heh-heh-heh... blackmail, here we come!
Inuyasha/sniffs the glass/ GAAHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STUFF?
Koga/puts his arm around Inuyasha's shoulder/ Jus' drink it, MUTTor I'll have to... I'll have to...
Inuyasha/blinks/ ...uh... Koga?
Koga: .../shakes his head, looks at Inuyasha/ ...hey, wassup Inuyasha?
sakuraneoneo: Umm/sweatdrop/ not even five minutes into the partyand he's drunk.
Ginta/girlish laughter/ Hey guys... I'm gonna pull up a chair, okay? My feet are like... so.. totally.. killing me/kicks off high heels, is wearing a bright red mini-skirt, halter top, and his breath is laced with alcohol/
sakuraneoneo: Oo Oh... dear... GOD...
Inuyasha: Wooo! PAR-tay! This is the best... NIGHT... of my LIFE/throws glass against the floor, shattering it/
Koga/prances around in kitty outfit/ Hey! Pay attention to me/laughs drunkenly/ I'm the kitty kat wolfy... Parrot!
sakuraneoneo: Oh... shoot me now... -/sigh/
Ejiki: Heh-heh-hehkeep it comin', Koga/still videotaping/
Taliin: PAR-TAY! WOO/dances/
Chrissy/runs in, looks around/ ... /puts up fingers in bullhorns/ I ROCK! WOOO/runs in circles, then runs off/
Inuyasha: Oh my God/picks up Tetsusaiga/ I HAVE A SWORD/swings it around, laughing childishly/ Hey... hey Kagome/points it outward/
Hey Kagome, likemy sword!
Kagome/blink blink/ Inuyasha...that's a mailbox...
Inuyasha/growls/ I'll tell YOU when it's a mailbox, you... you stupid... yeah!
sakuraneoneo: ...why do I have a mailbox inside my house?
Ejiki: ALL THE MORE FUN/dance dance dance/
Koga/looks at tv/ People are trapped in the glass box... /taps it/ ...hey... and they lookeses so familiar/Inuyasha episode something is on, Kagome comes on the screen/ AHHH! KAGOME! MY KAGOME! SHE'S TRAPPED IN THE GLASS BOX/picks up Ejiki's "sword" Pinlyn/ I'LL SAVE YOU KAGOME!
sakuraneoneo: KOGA NO!
Koga: DIE YOU GLASS MONSTER, EATING MY KAGOME/smashes TV, it shorts out/ TAKE THAT!
sakuraneoneo: O.O K-ooooooogaaaaaaa! N-ooooooooooo/cries/ MY TV! MY PRECIOUS TV!
Koga/laughs triumpa... triumphe... like he won something/ Hahahaha!
sakuraneoneo: ...
Ejiki: Heheheh/still video taping/
Miroku/even more drunk than the Christmas Chapter/ Hey... hey, guys, lesshava game of Karaoke! Ooh, me first, me first/jumps up and down waving hand in air/ Okay, Miroku's gonna go first, you can all wait your turns... /sighs/ awwwww... no fair... /smirks/ YES! Me first/takes microphone/ Okay people... hold you apla... clapping for the end, I'll BLOW you outta the water, I will! Because... /starts the music/ I'm too sexy for my robes... too sexy for my staff, too sexy for the wind void in my hand!
Koga/Ginta/giggles like little girls/ Hihihihihisexy!
Alucard/stumbles/ Why is there a purple dot in my line of fire/raises voice/ THIS DOT MOCKS MY POWERS! HOW DARE IT! DIE PURPLE DOT, DIE/fires at purple dot/
sakuraneoneo: AHH/ducks for cover/ ALUCARD!
Integra: I vote... with the Hellsing Organization... on my name... /hiccups/ LET'S ALL GET DRUNK... AND PARTY!
All: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
sakuraneoneo: -throws confetti- YAY! PAR-TAY! LET'S GET THIS THING START
Inuyasha/prods with finger/ Hey, weren't you the one that was complainin' about us destroyin' your stuff...?
sakuraneoneo/jumps up and down/ I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! PAR-TAY!
Inuyasha: NOW THASS THA' SPIRIT!
sakuraneoneo/dances/
Hakakku/dressed in all ninja outfit/ Hakakku the Ninja wolf demon, sneaking towards his prey, shielded by the darkness of night... er... the hallway with the light turned off... sneaking slowly towards what he wants: the prey of the night... errr... the chips and dip.
Chichiri/shines flashlight on Hakakku/ Are you Nuriko, no da?
Hakakku/strikes a camoflage pose/ I am... invisible!
Tamahome/whispers/ Nuriko's comin' Chichiri!
Chichiri/squeaks/ EEP! Gotta fly, no da/disappears into his hat/
Hakakku: Now the Ninja Hakakku... continues on towards his pre... uhhh... chips and dip...
Nuriko: TAMA-BABY/looks around/ WHERE'S MY TAMA-BABY/sits down and cries/ I WANT TAMA-BABY!
Hakakku/walks away, pretending he's invisible/
Inuyasha/running around/ HEY!YOU SHOULD TRY THIS STUFF! IT MAKES ME FEEL SO PRETTY! ... I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY, OH HOW PRETTY I FEEEEEEEL!...OH MY GOD!I HAVE A SWORD!...hey, Kagome, like my sword?
Kagome: ...-/sweatdrop/ Inuyasha you SAID that already...
sakuraneoneo: WHAT/looks in Inuyasha's hand/ Beer? How'd this get in
Chichiri: Shhh/pulls beers out of hat/ Keep quiet, no da?
Koga/nods quickly/ Now give me the damn beer!
sakuraneoneo: Uh... oh...
Ginta/now back in regular clothes, looking at Sesshomaru, drooling/
Sesshomaru/unsure/ Wh.. what's with that look...?
Ginta/outreaches hands to fluff/ I WANT SOME COTTON CANDY!
Sesshomaru: Oo Cotton... candy...? What the f/looks at fluffy/ Oh... damn...
Ginta: GIMME!
Sesshomaru: AHHHHHHHHH/runs away from Ginta/
Speedy: Kick-ass pizza/eating Pizza/
Polly: Yeah/licks fingers/ That was awesome! Where'd you get it to? Is it take out?
( Note: They are 2 of 3 Samurai Pizza Cats. Get it? Pizza? Hahaokay, I'll stop.)
Miroku/raises finger/ It's no delivery, it's Delissio/growls/ Hey, shut up, that's a rip-off a commercial/turns to the side/ No YOU shut up/turns to the left/ YOU WANNA GO/turns to the right/ OH YEAH! BRING IT, BIATCH/strangles self, falling off chair onto the floor/
Speedy/Polly: Uhh... you okay?
Guido/snickers/ S-oooo... your name's Sango, eh/hitting on Sango/
Koga: WOOO! CONGA LINE/there's no one behind him/
Naraku: I'll give you the sacred jewel if you put on this collar and bark like a dog and eat dog food!
Inuyasha: NO CHANCE IN HEdid you say dog food?
Chrissy: I ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK/runs around in circles, before disappearing again/
Duo: Wow... this party is like... dead?
Koga/punches Duo/ YOU VOICE STEALER!
Wolverine: Who's the stealer I ask?
Koga/points finger to Wolverine/ YOU, BITCH!
Optimus Prime: You are all. It's MY voice.
Waspinator: Methinks you all stole Waspinator's
Koga/Duo/Wolverine/Optimus: SHUT UP!
Waspinator: ..Waspinator's so unloved... /sniffs/
(Note: They all have the same voice actor, Scott McNeil, so that's why they're fighting.)
sakuraneoneo: Hey guysCHILDISH!
Sesshomaru: Whaaaat/smirk lines face/
Sib: WOOO! TIME FOR SIB TO PAR-TAY!
sakuraneoneo/blasts Shining Collection/
Ryuichi/Shuichi/pop out of nowhere/ SING-ALONG TIME!
Tohma/stirring his martini glass/ So... you single...?
Jakotsu/smirks/ I thought you'd never ask, Tohma-Wohma/squeals/
Bankotsu/gasps/ SO! You ARE cheating!
Jakotsu: It.. it's not like that Bankotsu!
Bankotsu: I TRIED MY BEST BUT I WASN'T ENOUGH! WAS I/runs off crying/
Koga: OHMYGOD ISSA BUNNY RABBIT/points to Ryuichi/
Ryuichi: A KITTY/points to Koga/
Relena: Heero-kun...? You wanna... you know... go out sometime?
Heero: Yeah, I'll go somewhere. /takes out shotgun, shoots Relena/ to your FUNERAL!
sakuraneoneo: Ohhhhthe death and destruction...
Ejiki: ALL ON TAPE/dances on electrical tape dance mat, missing the arrows/ LOOKIT ME, I'M MRS.SUCK! I'M WINNING!
Quatre/looks in Kanna's mirror/ Y'know... I think I'll go blond...
Kanna: Look closer.
Quatre: Okay /smirks/ I'm so beautiWHAAAA/sucked into mirror/
Kanna/giggles/ You're mine NOW, pretty boy.
Super Sesshy: WEEEEEEEE! COME ON, START THIS PARTY, LET'S GET IT GOING!
David Kaye/after popping out from behind the couch/ HAHAHAHAHAHAH! THERE IS NO POINT TO THE ARGUEMENT! YOU ARE ALL MY SLAVES!
Super Sesshy/gasp/ DAVID KAYE? OMG OMG OMG OMG/fangirl squeal/ I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, WAIT UP!
sakuraneoneo/rubs hands together/ Heheheheh
Koga/coming out of the closet... LITERALLY, dressed in sakuraneoneo's dress/ Wow, this clashes with my fur!
Inuyasha: YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOO BIG WELL THINK AGAIN/points to mirror/ I'M SMARTER/growls/ OH! IMITATING ME NOW ARE WE?
WELL WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT/punches mirror, shatters/ OWW/is bleeding, starts crying/ Kagome, Kagome, I GOT AN OWIE!
sakuraneoneo: Okay, this is kinda outta hand
Sib: ...and I'm the one who can't get loaded because I'm the one who gotta drive these drunkies HOME!
sakuraneoneo: .../narrows eyes/...
Koga/running in circles/ TWIRLY TWIRLY TWIRLY... FALL/falls down, laughing like a moron and CAN'T STOP/
Shuichi/reading Gravitation/ Wow... these guys are so gay... wait. THAT'S ME!
Itachi: You all... make me SICK/throws shurikens everywhere/ I can't get a decent MARTINI around here!
Kakashi: MY SHARINGAN EYE SEES THE FUTURE! AND THE FUTURE IS/drools/ Oooh... pretty colours...
Sasuke: I LOVE YOU ITACHI!
Naruto: ...that's a tree... /Sasuke is hugging tree/
Sasuke: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BROTHER/hisses at Naruto/
Jakotsu/comes out in Cher outfit/ Do you believe in life after love!
Bankotsu: THANKS TO YOU, NO/runs off crying again/
Kisame/points to cloak/ Wow Itachi... clouds... they're all... puffy...
Itachi: WHOAAAAa... /stares at cloak/ so... soo... soo... PUFFY...
Inuyasha/slams down glass/ HEY! Who's leg you gotta hump to get a dry martini around here?
(Blatant Family Guy rip-off)
Ice Panther Demon Whose Name I Forget and Was Too Lazy to Find Out/hiding under snack table with rest of Panther Tribe/ Touch the fish sticks and get an ICICLE UP THE ASS/hisses/
Chrissy: I ROCKS YOUR SOCKS! WHOOOO/runs off again/
sakuraneoneo/sweatdrop/ Okay guys... I mean it now... maybe we should stop...
Ejiki: N-oooooooooo/points to Koga/
Koga: I'LL BLOW YOU BACK TO THE PLACE YOU CAME FROM!
Waspinator: AHH! NO! THE MAXIMALS WILL EAT WASPINATOR ALIVE!
Ejiki/sighs/ He's getting along with them so well... My Koga's growing up.../wipes tear from eye/
Super Sesshy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/jumping from couch to couch/ I CAN FLY! I CAN REALLY/hits the ceiling fan, falls into the bar, smashing his head off the little liqour bottles/ I... I flew...I flewed...
Sib: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY/cheerleader outfit/
sakuraneoneo: Okay this is getting TOO LONG! If the reader responce is good, I'll have a two part chapter but I gotta end it here.
Ejiki: Okay, end it now. My tape's all used up!
/There is a knock on the door/
sakuraneoneo/gulp/ Uh-oh... okay guys, SHHHHHHHH/goes to answer door/ Uhh... hi?
Police: Hey, this party's getting a little loud!
sakuraneoneo: Uhh... s-sorry, it's ending now...
Police: Why end it now... WHEN IT CAN GET LOUDER/more police come in dressed like Village People/
Police Man #1: IT'S YMCA TIME!
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAYY/disco ball, confetti and balloons/
Police Man #2: IT'S FUN TO STAY IN THE
Jakotsu, Tohma, Yuki and Shuichi: Y-M-C-A!
Inuyasha/slurring/ Isss.. fun to stay in the... Q... R... S... eleventy six... /falls on floor/
Philderf: So... how's the ninja life/to Hakakku/
Hakakku: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Philderf: Oh... right...
sakuraneoneo: ALRIGHT GUYS! GOOD-NIGHT AND SEE YA NEXT CHAPTER! BYE!
Credits:
For Inuyasha and his sword - Taliin
Philderf - Ejiki
The Jakotsu/Tohma/Bankotsu Mix-up - sakuraneoneo
YMCA Police - Ejiki Crossdresser Ginta - Ejiki
Chrissy's Randomness - Chrissy/sakuraneoneo
Kitty Kat Wolfy Parrot - sakuraneoneo
Miroku's karaoke - sakuraneoneo (Ejiki for the song)
Koga + TV SMASHY SMASHY! - sakuraneoneo
Alucard and his Purple Dot - Ejiki
Ninja Hakakku - sakuraneoneo/Ejiki
Fushigi Yugi Hide and Seek - sakuraneoneo/Ejiki
Chichiri's Beer Sneaking Idea - Ejiki
Ginta and his Cotton Candy - sakuraneoneo
Samurai Pizza Cats - Ejiki
Not Delivery - sakuraneoneo/Ejiki
Miroku's Split Personality - sakuraneoneo
Naraku's Dog Food Plan - sakuraneoneo
Conga Line - Ejiki
Voice Stealer - sakuraneoneo/Ejiki
Relena and Heero - Ejiki
Quatre's Mirror Experience - sakuraneoneo
David Kaye's Slaves - Ejiki (Though David is MY hero)
This Clashes with my Fur - Ejiki
Inuyasha's "accident" - sakuraneoneo
Twirly twirly - sakuraneoneo
Read a Passage from the Book of Gravitation - sakuraneoneo
Making Itachi sick - sakuraneoneo
Sharingan Eyes to the Future - Ejiki Sasuke and his "brother" - sakuraneoneo
Kisame and the Clouds - Ejiki/sakuraneoneo
Inuyasha's Martini - sakuraneoneo (With help from Brian from Family Guy!)
Panther Tribe Snack Table - Ejiki
Koga/Waspinator - sakuraneoneo
Super Sesshy's Flight - sakuraneoneo
QRS Eleventy six - sakuraneoneo