Hono'o no Inu
DISCLAIMER: I dun own FmA. I only own Rei. Lucky me. -smiles-
Summary: .Sequel to Hagane no Neko. Six months after Ed changes back, Roy disappears, and a small, black dog comes into Ed's life. There's something familiar about it, though. . . RoyEd
WARNING: A few perverted thoughts by none other than doggy Roy. Heh heh.
NOTE: Oh, and if you don't remember, Rei can read Roy's mind. Like. . . A sibling connection or whatever. . .
Also, I know Roy doesn't think about how he changed. . . but he will think about it soon! (just not in this chapter, kukukuku)
And Rei's OOC. Because he drank coffee.
Back round for chapter: Wouldn't you like to know? -giggle giggle-
Chapter Three
The next morning, Ed woke up, noticing something was missing. Something very important. Something so important, in fact, he'd thought he'd die without it.Then he remembered.
"Oh yeah. . ." he whispered, turning over in the bed, seeing the spot Roy had usually occupied was not occupied. The man had gone on a stupid mission.
Which made the Fullmetal one think. What kind of mission was it about? He began to worry.
What if the mission was about something very dangerous? Like a killer worse than Scar? What if Roy got hurt. . . Or worse. . . KILLED?
The blond heard something whine, and looked on the ground, and saw doggie Roy wagging his tail in complete kawaii-ness.
"You hungry, little fella?" Ed asked, smiling down at him.
"Ruff!" Roy barked. What was he really wanted to say was, 'Yeah, I'm hungry. If you don't feed me, I'll have to eat you. -insert lots of perverted imagery here-'
Ed swung off of the bed and out of the room. Doggy Roy followed, and they both went down the stairs.
'BACON!' Roy yelled in his mind, just like the dog in one of those other 'bacon' commercials.
"I smell bacon," Ed sniffed. They both walked into the kitchen, and saw Rei happily humming to himself at the stove. He saw Ed, and smiled.
"Good morning Edo-kun." he said, as if nothing were wrong.
"Yo." Ed took a seat at the table, while doggy Roy took a seat at his doggy bowl.
"Say. . ." the blond said, looking around. "where'd Al go?"
"He said he wanted to go get something. A present, I think." Rei continued to cook. There was a long bit of silence.
"Ed, about last night. . ." the younger Mustang finally said, even though he didn't want to talk about the subject at all. ". . .I really am sorry. I don't really remember much of what happened, but I apologize. . ."
"No problemo!" Ed grinned widely, showing off his sparkling white teeth. (and doggy Roy is thinking 'Yeah, they're white because of -censored-') "I understand that. You should know I still remember that condition I heard you had. You can't be blamed just because of that!" Rei blinked, and went on with his work.
"Thank you."
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After breakfast was when Al came in with a paper bag. Ed stopped rubbing doggy Roy's belly and looked up.
"What's that Al?" he asked.
'Arg! Damn it, Ed! Come back here! I order you to rub my belly!'
"Some dog toys I picked up at the Lieutenant's place." Al answered, handing the bag over to his older brother. "she had said that if we ever get a dog, she'd give these to us because these were just some extra things she had lying around."
"What about Black Hayate?" Ed asked.
"She said he had too much free time already."
"Oh." the elder Elric went through the bag, and set the toys on the floor. Doggy Roy looked at them all: a ball, one of those tuggy rope things, a few bears, another ball, a squeaky fire hydrant, and an unopened plastic jar of doggy treats.
"Let's go into the back and play!" Ed said to the black dog. "what do you say?"
'Play? Play what?' Roy thought in his mind. "Ruff!"
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Ed grinned as he held one of the balls in his hand.
"Okay. I throw, and you fetch! How hard is that?" he asked. Doggy Roy just stared. "all right. . . Ready? Fetch!" the blond threw the ball. Doggy Roy just sat there, looking at the ball that had just landed on the ground. Ed sweat dropped.
"What are you waiting for? Go get it!" he commanded.
'Ugh, you want me to put that thing in my mouth? I know I could've had something else. . .'
"Nii-San!" Al called. "I thought you had to go and turn in some paper work to the office?"
"Oh, crap, I do!" Ed turned around, and raced for the door, with doggy Roy following afterwards.
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'No, Ed! Don't leave me! I'll be all alone!' Roy yelled in his little doggy head. He wanted to cry when he saw the boy walk towards HQ. The kid just didn't want him to tag along, just because he might get lost. Heh, yeah right. He knew the city like it was the back of his left hand. Yes, left hand because the right had the transmutation circle on it.
And Al had to go with him too, just to keep him from killing anyone. Life was so unfair.
"Hello, my dear brother." Rei said in a cheap bad guy voice, on purpose so the dog would pay attention to him. "I know what you did last night. . ."
'D-did what?' the doggy blinked.
"You've been having naughty naughty dreams of Edo-kuun!" Rei sang, dancing around the room. "NAUGHTY! NAUGHT! NAUGHTY! AHAHAHAHA!"
'Just shut up. . .' Roy watched as his younger brother made a fool of himself. Rei stopped dancing and jumping around, and leaned down to the dog.
"So, what's it like being a cute, li'l doggy?"
'Bad.' Roy thought. 'wait. . .CUTE?'
"Well, that's what Edo-kun told me before he left! He said. . ." Rei sis his best to make an antenna at the top of his head, "take care of cute li'l Seldon, okay?"
'Whatever. . .'
"Oooh!" Rei started dancing around the room again. "I can tell you're blushing! And you know what?"
'What?'
"I could tell what you've been thinking all morning, too!" the young Mustang stood, placed his hands on his hips, tilted his head back, and laughed Roy style.
'You're crazy.'
"Oh, am I? I can tell you are too!" Rei proceeded to dance around. "crazy for Edo-KUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
'My God. . . Why didn't you make fun of me this much months ago?'
"'Cause I would have been fried." the younger male grinned evilly, and then blinked when he saw doggy Roy bare his fangs.
"And. . . I completely forgot you could do that to. . ." Rei smiled, frozen.
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Ed walked into the office, and handed his report to Riza.
"Hello, Edo-kun." the woman greeted. The teen nodded, and then a question struck his mind.
"Say. . . What kind of mission is Mustang on?" he asked.
"Mission? What mission? I thought the Colonel was at home; sick?" Riza blinked.
"What?" Ed raised an eyebrow.
"You mean. . . he's not?" the woman did the same as well.
"Hello, Everyone!" Hughes barged into the room, sparkling way brighter than Armstrong ever could. "anyone want to see my new, well-developed pictures of my darling Elicia?"
Riza and Edward looked at him.
"Where's Mustang?" they both asked in unison.
"Huh?"
"Never mind," Ed snorted. It seems that the man probably wouldn't know where Roy was even if he wanted to. . .
'Seems like someone's got some explaining to do. . .' the blond thought.
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Ed and Al walked out of headquarters.
"Nii-San, if Roy isn't sick, and he isn't on a mission. . . Then where is he?"
"Probably drunk and knocked up in a bar. . ." Ed snarled, clenching his fists in anger.
"How are you so sure about that? What if he was kidnapped and taken prisoner?"
"I highly doubt it. With the snapping ability that man has, he could have toasted them in no time at all."
They brothers walked up to the mansion, and heard someone laughing. Ed looked into the window, and saw Rei doing back flips, cart wheels, and anything else that had to do with gymnastics around the living room. He sweat dropped.
"What the hell is he doing?" he asked. They walked into the house, and Rei stopped what he was doing in mid air, and landed on his back.
"What are you doing?" Ed asked.
"Messing around?" Rei answered, still laying on his back. The blond slapped his forehead with his hand, and sighed.
"I have a question to ask you." the teen said. The younger Mustang was now sitting on the floor, cross-legged. Upstairs, doggy Roy had escaped the wrath of his brother, who had, apparently, drunk too much caffeine that morning.
"Where's Roy?" Edward asked, crossing his arms.
"Roy?" Rei blinked.
"Do I hear and echo? YES! Roy!" Fullmetal glared. "it seems that he is not on a mission, and he is not sick. Now cough it up. WHERE is he?"
"You would like to know that badly, huh?" Rei smiled, as the younger teen nodded.
"He's. . ."
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