sakuraneoneo: Well-- okay a little LATE since the last chapter got promised, but I apoligize. I've just been SOOOO busy lately!

Sesshomaru: No, she's just lazy.

sakuraneoneo: I am not, I was seriously busy!

Sesshomaru: Hold your lies back from them.

sakuraneoneo: IT'S NOT A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ejiki: Milkshake!

Taliin: NI!

Sesshomaru: Talk to the hand.

Ejiki: -prods Sesshomaru and whispers loudly- YOU'RE TALKING LIKE A PREP!

Sesshomaru: ...prep?

Chapter 8: You'd Think They'd Fight By Now?

" Alright Sesshomaru..."

Megaman climbed into a fighting stance, Blaster pressed outward to the demon. " let's end this here!"

Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes, unimpressed. " Let me get this straight: you think you can defeat me and that's why this battle is ending here?"

Megaman smirked malevolently and nodded. Sesshomaru face-faulted before getting back on his feet, fuming.

" Listen, I'll tell you when and where you can defeat me! Because I, for one, don't feel like being defeated, so you're the one going down here today!"

Gutsman slammed down his foot upon stepping forward. " I think Gutsman will prevail!"

" I think Gutsman and his friends should get lives," quirked Sesshomaru, taking the moment to draw out Tokjin.

(sakuraneoneo: Wow. Chibi Tokijin. Wait! Wait, wait, wait, CAN SWORDS BE CHIBI!)

Inuyasha pushed Tetsusaiga outward to his elder brother. " Sesshomaru, it all ends here!"

Sesshomaru growled louder, gripping an aura-d Tokijin harder. " I JUST FINISHED EXPLAINING IT, INUYASHA, so just fight or butt out!"

With a roll of his eyes, Inuyasha put Tetsusaiga on his shoulder.

" Yeah, yeah, jeez, I get the picture; fight ot leave. Okay, I'll stop..."

Sesshomaru took back that emotionless, yet serious look he was normally seen with. (BEFORE THIS FANFIC WAS WRITTEN! XD)

" Prepare to fall to my wrath. No one here will escape alive today."

" Oh yeah, SUUURE--" Koga began, before he heard a cry of fright come from behind him.

" DID YOU HEAR THAT, HAKAKKU! AHHH, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET OUT ALIVE, OH MY GOD, THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I'VE NEVER SEEN IN LIFE, I CAN'T DIE NOW!"

A tear-stricken Ginta gripped onto his comrade. " NOT NOW!"

Hakakku slapped Ginta across the face, throwing him, dazed and swirly eyed, on the ground.

" Well... now that that's over..." murmered Koga to his wolfy self before lifting his head with a slight growl. Idiots, all of them.
Megaman, Roll and Gutsman scooted away from Koga with a slight fear in their eyes.

Sesshomaru giggled (yes giggled) with glee, throwing Tokijin on the ground. " Well well, now I know the weakness to the NetNavi beings!"

Sib laughed with sheer delight, pushing it through Sesshomaru. She pointed her/his finger outwards.

" You fools! Didn't you see what you were doing? I know exactly what the the three of you fear!"

Koga and Inuyasha blinked, unknowing to what was going on around them.
The trio stepped backwards. How did he know what they feared!

' Sesshomaru-samaaa...' Sib whined. ' Sib wants to fiiighhhttt!'

" Listen you, SHUT UP! I managed to slip through your hold this time!"

' Sesshomaru-saaamaaa you're s-oooooooo mean to meee!' Sib whined again, this time, getting angry. ' Well fine then, you won't let me fight, then I'll just have to do something to you that you WILL regret eventually!'

Sesshomaru scoffed. " Like what?"

Of course, our unsuspecting youkai Lord did NOT and never would see this coming. Sib said something under her breath.

' Sesshomaru, I warned you, but you wouldn't listen, now your fate will become unfurled, as you dare not listen to this little girl!'

He was enveloped in a blast of light, Hakakku holding Ginta back, who was shouting, " PRETTY LIGHT! GINTA WANT THE PRETTY LIGHT!"

The light stopped and Sesshomaru laughed. " Your stupid antics shall do nothing t----" His voice. What the hell!

Inuyasha and Koga blinked their eyes, staring dumbfounded at Sesshomaru. Clothes were now a little to big for him, and his voice and his eyes...

" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" Sesshomaru demanded, in a girlish voice.

That sealed it. Sib had transformed him into a girl.

Within subtle moments, Inuyasha and Koga were on the ground, rolling around in tears of laughter.

" IT HURTS! I-I gotta stop laughing!"

" I-I... I'm gonna die, and I don't care!"

Sesshomaru hunched his... um... her shoulders, and growled aloud. " Y... You think this is a joke! Sib! What the hell did you do to me?"

' We share a body now, Sesshomaru-sama,' Sib explained. ' So while my spirit is in your mind and not as your other self, you can enjoy my body.'

S-oo... it was either be a girl like Sib. OR become Super Sesshy and act like a total retard. Sesshomaru's knees collapsed from under ...her... and he.. she began to cry.

" THIS IS NOT FAAAAIIRRR!" ... he/she bawled, tears pouring from her eyes.

Inuyasha and Koga laughed harder and harder, almost dying (literally) of laughter.

Ah-Un appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Sesshomaru's collar with his fangs, dragging the VERY upset Demon Lord... um... Lady? away.

(sakuraneoneo: Oh BOY I am confusing myself now... Sesshomaru: You are DEAD now!)

Megaman, Roll and Gutsman just stood there, dumbfounded, blinking their little Navi eyes at what had just happened. Megaman burst out about 10 minutes later.

" SHIT! He was our only key to getting back to the Net!" he cried, stomping his foot on the ground, accidentaly slamming it on Roll's foot, who picked up a rock and smashed it off the back of Megaman's head.

" We can't cry over our loss, we gotta find him again!" she announced.

" GUTSMAN AGREES!"

" Right!"

Roll thrust a fist in the air. " Let us follow!" Gutsman grabbed Megaman by the ankle and dragged him behind as Roll skipped ahead, making up a childish rhyme about getting back home.

"...So it seems you're trying to get back as well..."

A figure leant back against a tree, his arms folded and head lowered. "...but if anyone, I, will be figuring out the way first."

(sakuraneoneo: drools)

Meanwhile, back in Lan's hometown...

" MEGAMAN, WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?" Lan screamed, tears pouring down his face as he shook (or atleast tried to shake) a lamp post.

Maylu shook her head. "...Lan, you're going insane. That's a lamp post, not your Navi. Besides, you know that Megaman, Roll and Gutsman have been missing for a while now."

" Maybe you should learn to grow up, Lan."

Chaud stepped forward, hands in his pockets. " Maybe your Navi just didn't like you."

Tears welled in Lan's eyes before he ran down the road, a trail of tears behind him. Chaud sighed and continued to walk on. Maylu blinked, wondering what had been going on.

"...what just happened here...?"

She opened her bookbag and took out her Navi, gazing at the blank screen. "...Roll... where are you...?"

sakuraneoneo: Blah... short chapter... I know. --"" I'm ashamed of myself for letting me go this long without a chapter. Next time, I COMMAND you to write me threatening e-mails to get me to write one! I don't care how much it takes!

Sesshomaru: Yeah that's... HEY! YOU LET THEM THREATEN YOU!

sakuraneoneo: ...They don't wield swords or have poison claws and a dragon that can eat little ol' me ... atleast I hope. -gulps-

Sesshomaru: ...-growls-...

sakuraneoneo: OH YES! Everybody is familiar with the little random chappies I put in for random occasions! (I would know because you all liked the St.Paddy's Day one ;D) -fanfare-
Soon, that shall become its own fanfic! -nods- Because me and Ejiki could write a BOOK with all the ideas we've come up with.

Sesshomaru: ANOTHER ONE! TT

sakuraneoneo: Yep. Half of it is priceless! -huggles her Sesshy's arm- Anyways, I must be off now! Gotta format those ideas!