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EVERYTHING belongs to J.K.Rowling. The only things I own are the plot and Lily's two best friends (Allison Taylor and Jade Wilkins). P.S. The words between the s are Lily's thoughts.

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Lily burst through the Gryffindor Common Room entrance and collapsed on the sofa, giggling hysterically. The four identical looks of shock and horror would be forever etched in her mind. Hah. That's payback for what they did to me last week. I mean – ugh – attempting to kiss Lucius Malfoy every time I opened my mouth? Sick sick people.

Lily's musings were abrupted when jade and Allison stampeded through the Common Room, almost knocking Lily over in their excitement.

"Lily – wow – that was –"

" - great! I will never forget – "

" – that dress! I mean it was the newest dress from Andrea's. I would have killed - "

"Oh don't worry Taylor. I'll do that for you," a clipped voice said from behind them. The girls turned. And promptly burst in to laughter again.

The four Marauders looked grim and well – pretty blood mad. And if looks could kill – each of the girls would probably have been slowly tortured to death. However the sheer amount of hatred coming from Sirius' eyes was somehow lessened by the fact that all the boys were still in costume.

James slowly advanced towards them, practically snarling.

"No one," he growled "and I mean no one pranks the Marauders and gets away with it. You do know what this means don't you Evans?" He spat out the last word like it was venom.

Lily just tipped her head to the side as if to say Oh?

"This means war. And you will regret ever humiliating us," he snarled.

This didn't seem to faze Lily a bit. She glanced at her watch. "Well ladies, it seems that we are late for Charms. Must be off now. Ta ta," she said cheerfully to the boys. She picked up her bag and left the room. Allison followed then turned around.

"Oh Siri, darling," she said sweetly. "Better start practicing those plies and twirls. You wouldn't want to ruin your – ah – image, now would you?" She smirked.

"Wait!" Jade said with mock confusion. "What image?" The girls turned away laughing, with Lily humming something suspiciously akin to 'Oops!…I Did It Again'.

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"What are we going to do!" Sirius wailed from under the covers. "It's horrible! It's degrading! It's –it's HUMILIATING!"

James paced the floor of the 6th year boys dormitory. "Padfoot quit whining. We have to come up with a brilliant plan – something that'll blow them away." He paused. "Well?" he demanded to the rest of the Marauders. "haven't you got a plan?" He sighed and flopped down on his bed.

"We're doomed!" Peter moaned.

Remus exhaled loudly and whacked Peter's head. "Stop being such a drama queen, Wormtail. Now – what we have to do is figure out that girls' weakness, then play off that."

"You mean something that's really embarrassing for girls?" Sirius said, re-emerging from under the covers, his eyes shining.

Remus nodded although he felt a bit guilty.

"A-HAH!" Sirius shrieked. "I've got it!" He motioned the boys into a huddle. "Now…what we have to do is…"

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Phew. Well that was longer than the first two no? Anyway I hope you liked it! Once again thanks to my reviews – yay! I love saying that! You know what to do. REVIEW! Thanks. – Jade Evening