Hono'o no Inu
DISCLAIMER: I dun own FmA. I only own Rei. Lucky me. -smiles-
Summary: .Sequel to Hagane no Neko. Six months after Ed changes back, Roy disappears, and a small, black dog comes into Ed's life. There's something familiar about it, though. . . RoyEd
Answer for clip in last chapter: Yes! The answer was Dr. Evil from Goldmember! XD Cookies and plushies to Mack for guessing the correct answer!
Back round for chapter: Havoc. . .raaarrr. . .
Chapter Nine
The next day, Ed was restless. He wanted to know where on earth Roy was, so he decided to think up a plan. . .
Ed's Plan
1. Walk up to Rei
2. Ask Rei where Roy is
3. If Rei does not tell, Ed will threaten Rei
4. If Rei still does not tell, Ed will get ready to beat Rei up
5. If Rei STILL does not tell, Ed will throw a fit
6. If Rei STILL does not tell, Ed will pack and Ed will go find Roy
7. If Rei DOES tell where Roy is, then Ed will be happy, and Ed will give Rei a hug
End Ed's Plan
Edward grinned to himself. It wasn't the PERFECT plan, but it will have to do. Besides, Ed didn't want to face the angry wrath of Roy if anything happened to the younger Mustang.
Rei sat on the couch in the living room, reading a novel of some kind. The younger teen walked up to him, and crossed his arms. The raven haired boy looked up with a blink.
"Yes?" he asked, wondering if he had done something to make the blond mad.
"Where's Roy?" Ed asked in a demanding voice. Before Rei could speak, he added, "'and don't tell me that's a secret. And tell me the truth too, 'cause I'm gonna check."
Rei was silent for a moment, wondering if he should really tell of Roy's whereabouts, or come up with a fancy lie that wouldn't involve Ed checking.
'If I tell him my brother's dead. . . Then he'll be sad, and Roy will kick my ass.' the young Mustang thought. 'but. . . What would happen if I told him he was a dog?'
"Give me a second." Rei said, and hurried upstairs, where doggy Roy was taking a nap.
"Nii-San. . ." Rei whispered, waking up the canine.
'What?' Roy asked through his head.
"Edo-kun is demanding where you are. . ." the younger brother explained. "he said he'll check where you are if I tell him you're somewhere else but here. . ."
The dog didn't answer for a few seconds.
"Should I tell him. . ."
'Then I wouldn't be able to scare him when I change back. . .' Roy answered sadly. 'this could be a once in a lifetime opportunity. . .'
"Nii-San. . . You can't always have what you want to happen. . ."
'I know. . .' Then and idea struck him. 'tell Ed that you called me, and tell him I'll come home soon. . .'
"But. . . What if he doesn't believe me?"
"Rei. . . Why are you talking to Seldon?" someone behind the two asked. They both jumped, and turned around, and saw Ed with his hands on his hips.
"Uhhhh. . ."
End it there! MUAHA! It's short too! Muaha! I've got writer's block! Muaha! Review!
And. . . About the in-between story. . . I haven't started writing it yet, so please wait a while longer, ok? Ok.
NEXT MOVIE QUOTE:
"What are you doing here? And why do you look like E.T.?"
HINT: It's in a Chinese humor film. Yeah. Like you'd figure it out XD I forgot the speaker's name though. . .