Hono'o no Inu

DISCLAIMER: I dun own FmA. I only own Rei. Lucky me. -smiles-

Summary: .Sequel to Hagane no Neko. Six months after Ed changes back, Roy disappears, and a small, black dog comes into Ed's life. There's something familiar about it, though. . . RoyEd

Answer for clip in last chapter: The quote was from Ballistic. XD Sowee, no plushies or cookies for anyone. . .

Note: I had a dream a few nights ago. . . About a sequel to Hono'o no Inu. . . Rei get's a gender change. XD He wakes up as a female.

Rei: -runs into Roy & Ed's room- Nii-San! I have boobs! -pulls up shirt-

Roy & Ed: O.O

Back round for chapter: Um. . . Ron Stoppable anyone? Anyone?

Chapter Eleven

Al held his brother in his metal arms, fanning him with a magazine. Ed was in a daze, after the complete shock of finding that his lover was a dog.

"I'm surprised he was the only one who screamed," Rei said, looking over to the younger Elric.

"I figured something was up," Alphonse answered. He sighed as he heard Ed mumbling, still in daze.

"No Mom, I dun want milk. . ."

FLASHBACK

"Roy?" the blond asked with widened eyes. With an answer, doggy Roy barked and wagged his tail.

"HOLY SHIT!" Edward yelled afterwards.

Rei and Al, who were downstairs, quickly stood up at the sudden high-pitched scream they did not recognize. The raced to the bedroom, and found Ed screaming his head off, running around the room.

"Edo-kun!" Rei called with a sweat drop. "please! Calm down!"

"HOWCANICALMDOWNROYISADOGANDIDON'TEVENKNOWWHYBECAUSEIT'SSOSURPRISINGANDNOONETOLDMEINTHTEFIRSTPLACEIHATEBEINGLEFTINTHEDAAAARRRRRKKKKK!.!.!.!" the younger alchemist screamed. Alphonse sighed, and walked forward. He held out is big, metal arm, and got ready to do something. When Ed got close, the armor threw his fist onto the alchemist's head, making him pass out.

"Sorry, Nii-San," Alphonse apologized. "but someone had to do it."

END FLASHBACK

Rei walked back into the room after a little while, carrying a glass of water. He smiled when he saw Ed was up, okay, and scratching doggy Roy's belly.

"Feeling better?" the young Mustang asked. The blond nodded. "still a bit shocked?" Nod. "would you like something to snack on?" Nod.

A few minutes later, Rei came in with a snack, and took a seat by Edward on the bed.

"When you got knocked out, he asked me if you were okay." the older teen laughed, after the dog left.

"Heh, that was a stupid question," Ed snickered, munching on whatever he was eating. He paused for a moment. "but. . . I wonder why he turned into a dog. . ."

"Maybe, when you were a cat chimera. . . It was transferred like a disease, probably through a kiss. Or maybe it had something to do with that fever months ago." Rei answered.

"Maybe he's just too obsessed?"

"Nah. . ."

"Why would it hit NOW? Why not earlier?"

"It probably needed time to spread in his body."

Ed found himself blushing stupidly at the remark of in his body. (Could be a hint for he quote at the end of this chapter!)

"Er. . . Something the matter?" Rei asked with a blink.

"Oh, nothing! Nothing at al!"

Doggy Roy walked back into the room, and Rei was silent for a moment.

"Ahh. . ." the younger Mustang said. "Nii-San said: You should hold him like you did before more often when he's a human again."

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"Now, we know where Roy is, but what about HQ?" Ed said with his arms crossed. On the other side of the room, the side of Rei's face was swollen, and doggy Roy looked like crap. Literally.

"We should just think up an excuse for when he is able to go back to work again." Alphonse answered, nodding to himself, glad he wasn't in the Mustang brother's positions.

"Yeah, but what. . .?"

More silence.

"Ah," Rei finally said. "we should go with the plan we had before you even thought that Roy was suspiciously gone. Like, him getting your present."

"Hmm. . . Yeah." Ed grinned. "now, we have to worry about when he'll change back. For all we know, we could be taking him outside, and he could transform out there. . . And naked, none the less!" he shook up a fist. "and the worst thing about that is is that most of his neighbors are damn women. . ."

'Well, I WAS single at the time, Edo.' Roy thought. 'say, I wonder how that one girl is doing next door. . . I used to grab a pair of binoculars and. . . NO! BAD ROY! BAD. BAD ROY!'

Rei burst out laughing.

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"G'night Rei." Ed said with a yawn, walking upstairs. "g'night, Al." he continued walking. He went into the bathroom, and picked up his toothbrush. He started to brush his teeth, and after a while, finished, and blinked. "g'night, me in the mirror." he walked out and into the bedroom. "g'night really soft carpet." he crawled into the bed. "g'night Palm-Tree Hea. . ." Edward quickly jumped out, with a gasp. A familiar person lay in the bed with a smirk.

"It's nice to see you again, Hagane no Chibi-Chan."

"Envy. . ."

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I am feeling SO evil today! Review! (Sowee it was short, I jus' wanted to update soon to let you know I'm not dead because of the long non-updating. . . darn work. . ..)

Oh, and I need a plot for the in-between fic. I haven't thought of one yet. . . And no animal transformations please! I want it so that it doesn't do much to the sequel and mess everything up! . . .I hope that made sense. . .

NEXT ANIME QUOTE: (yes, anime)

(oh. And not the exact quote either)

"When your Leafé and my Leafé merge, we will be come one. . ."

"O-One!.?"

HINT: Heehee. . . I dun have a hint for you. MUAHAHAHA!