The Kinnicky Knights

PART 2:

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Ice-cream-pants gasped. Sure she could become a member of the Kinnicky Knights…but that would mean that her dearly beloved touchme (who has just revealed that he is really a man, called NEALAN) Ice-cream gasped as she remembered it well…

FLASBACK

The moon came softly down on two lovers wrapped in each other's embrace under the starless moonlight.

"Ice-cream pants-there is something that I must tell you- …I was...born…a…MAN"

"Gasp but we have already slept together…I should have known that!"

"Please say that you'll take me back…my love?"

"Eh…I can swing both ways"

Ice-cream pants…my real name is Nealan!"

"Yeah well my real name is Keladry"

"Oh touchme-Nealan"

"Oh ice-cream-Keladry"

WOAH! THAT'S CENSOREDLY CENSORED

STILL CENSORED

MAN THAT'S CENSORED

FOR YOUR INNOCENCE THIS IS CENSORED

FOR YOUR INNOCENCE THIS IS CENSORED

FOR YOUR INNOCENSE THIS IS CENSORED

FOR YOUR INNOCENCE THIS IS CENSORED

FOR YOUR INNOCENCE THIS IS CENSORED

FOR YOUR INNOCENSE THIS IS CENSORED

FOR YOUR INNOCENCE THIS IS CENSORED

FOR YOUR INNOCENCE THIS IS CENSORED

FOR YOUR INNOCENSE THIS IS CENSORED

UNCENSORED….NOW! AW COME ON GUYS…HURRY UP!

"Oh I love you Keladry, never leave me!"

END OF FLASHBACK

And so with those hurtfully painful memories fresh in her mind Ice-cream pants (who we'll now call BOB- uh I mean KELADRY…yes KELADRY cough MINUMAN WAGE cough)

And so NOW with these painful memories fresh in her mind KELADRY swore to never play chess again-uhf I mean LOVE-yeeeees…:shifty eyes:….LOVE.

She instead joined the Kinnicky Knights and set off for an adventure.