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The nerve of that woman! She thinks she could just send me to 1st grade with some low-class bakas! I'm much too supewiow to be 'hanging out' with these pieces of dirt! Arrgg! It's 'r' not 'w'! Uugg! At least she didn't make me weaw that dwess shirt. *shudder* Well, hewe we are. I see that infewnal being, Kakawot. Why do I even put up with him? Oh, yea. His gwandfathew and my fathew awe fwiends. I hate family ties!!! *Sigh* I see the slut, Yamcha. Who's that pwetty girl walking' up to me? PWETTY!? Whewe did that come fwom!? I'm gonna pretend I nevew thought that. Mother is off blabbewing with the teacher. Wait, the girl's twying to talk to me.
"Hi, I'm Bulma. You must be this 'Veggie' Mom told me about." She said the Veggie part so sawcastically. Wait a sec… Only Mothew calls me that.
"Imbecile! My name is Vegeta… V-E-G-E-T-A." I point out angwily.
She thinks for a moment. "I think Veggie-chan sounds better…" Aaarrg! THE NEWVE! Wait… She's a looks a lot diffewent than the othew kids. She looks youngew.
"How old awe you?" I ask. She just looks at me funny. NO! I said 'w' instead of 'r'
"Um… 4. Why?"
"Oh. I was just wondering why you're so short that I could step on you." I answer, shrugging. Hehe. It wo…(he pauses to make sure he says r)rked. I didn't say 'w' instead of 'r'.
"YOU LITTLE MONKEY!" she scweeched. Oww!
"What a horrific voice! I think I busted an eardrum!" I say, covewing up my ears. She looks weady to stwike, as if she could weally hurt me. Is that hew mothew standing behind hew now? The giwl looks like she's biting hew tongue.
"Well, it was nice meeting you, Veggie-chan" she said with clenched teeth. She puts hew hand out fow me to shake. What an act. Yea, I'll shake hew hand. But then I'll go wash it. Hehe. Now she's mad. What fun! I should do this mowe often!
Oh, cwap. Kakawot's is twying to talk to me. Maybe I'll just confuse him so he'll give me a blank stare and shut up. Yea, that'll wowk. "Kakawo… I mean Kakarot, what is 2+2?" Good, he's thinking. This should take him a good twenty minutes….
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That big-headed jerk! I can't believe he did that! He actually had the audacity to go wash his hands after we shook! AAAARRRRRRRR! I just…. UUUGGG! He is so lucky Mommy was behind me, otherwise I woulda…*shakes head*
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Um… one…. Two…. Three…. No! Uh…. One plus one is three. One plus two is four…. So two plus two is six! No! Uh…..
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Aaaaaaaahh! I'm so sorry! I commited a crime! This chapter is WAY too short, even by my standards! I'm SO sorry! I promise the next one will be longer! I still have to work up a plot. I don't use rough drafts (sue me! No! I didn't mean it literally!). Please review, if you're not too mad at me. -_- I'm ashamed.