Jello, I is posting. Numbuh Four's POV. In j'yo face.
Chapter One: Wishes and Monkeys
"Happy Birthday, Numbuh Three!" Numbuhs One, Two, Five, and I shouted.
"Waah!" Numbuh Three cried in surprise. She jumped and hid under her bed.
"Yay! You remembered!" She yelled gleefully from underneath. I sighed.
"Numbuh Three, we do this t' everyone every year," I replied, "and ya still jumped. Again. Anyway, here's your cake." I thrust out a messy pink cake with stupid Rainbow Monkeys laying on it in the shape of a three.
Today, obviously, is Numbuh Three's birthday, but it's Easter, too. Don't laugh, but I've been trying to tell her I love her every year, never succeeding. Every year on any KND operative's birthday, they make a wish and the KND makes it happen. She'll probably wish for a pony... I grabbed a soda and started chugging.
"Okay Numbuh Three, as you know, any wish of yours, we make happen," Numbuh One said.
"Hmm..." She thought. "I know! I wish Numbuh Four would follow me around all day in a Rainbow Monkey From Down Under suit!"
"WHAAAT?" I screamed, spitting out my soda. Everyone else fell down, clutching their stomachs.
"You heard her, Numbuh Four-" Numbuh Two said, pausing to laugh. "We have to grant her wish!" I turned red from both anger and embarrassment.
"Numbuh Three, ya don't have a Rainbow Donkey bleh bleh bleh suit, do ya?" I asked. Please say we don't...
"Of course we do, silly!" She reached under her bed and pulled out an orange Rainbow Monkey suit with hair that looked strangely like mine. "I had it specially made! Since you're so short, they didn't even have to change the size!" Everyone laughed even harder.
"Ah won't do it! Not even if meh life depended onnit!" I said. Her eyes got watery.
"WAAAH!" She cried. "You - said - you'd - grant - my - wish!" She said, pausing every word to sharply breathe in.
"Oh fine! If it gets yeh t' stop crying..." I said, mumbling the last part.
"YAY!" She said, instantly stopping. "Try it on!" She shoved it at me and pushed me into the bathroom. I heard everyone stop laughing.
"Ah can't believe this..." I growled, putting my legs through the pant legs. "Then again, Ah do get t' spend the whole day wit' her..." I finished quietly. I put on the rest of the costume. I walked out. Everybody broke out into laughter again. I turned crimson.
"And here's the best part!" Numbuh Three said. She grabbed my hand, making me blush even harder.
"I love you!" The suit said in an Australian voice. Everyone else laughed so hard, the whole town could probably hear them. I tried to rip off the suit.
"There's - no - way - Ah'll - let - the - suit - do - that. Why - won't - this - come - offa - meh?" I shouted, struggling with the suit.
"Rainbow Monkey Magic!" She said.
"There's no such thing as magic!" I said, giving up on the suit.
"Yes, there is!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Fine!" I said. I may as well pretend it's magic.
"YAY!" She said. Everyone just waited until they stopped laughing to breathe.
"Oh, look at that, Numbuh Five's outta candy! Numbuh Three, could you get me some?" Numbuh Five said, a devilish smile on her face.
"Yeah, me too!" Everyone said.
"Okay! C'mon, Rainbow Wally From Down Under!" Numbuh Three said, pulling me by my hand, making the suit sound and me blush.
"You're gonna get it, Numbuh Five..." I said.