The title for this chapter is a play on the book 'Little Women', though has nothing to do with it. Considering there were no questions I'll just say a Big thanks to all of you who reviewed.
Not So Little Women:
Phoebe paced the room, twiddling her thumbs,
"we'll get you back there Phoebe," Isabella promised.
"I think I know what happened," a fawn told them, "did you happen to come here through a wardrobe?" Phoebe nodded,
"yeah," she said,
"well then that's what's happened, the wardrobe has been destroyed," he explained.
"When I get home I gonna kick Gabrielle's ass all the way to Timbuktu," the Angelic Seer growled, electricity running around her hands; a clear sign of her anger.
Meanwhile, Cassandra was screaming the house, well penthouse, down and Cole couldn't get her to stop,
"momma!" she screeched.
Back in Narnia, Phoebe was trying to telepathically get in touch with Cole in the real world, when she felt a rippling sensation and disappeared from the room, reappearing in the penthouse.
"Momma!" Cassie exclaimed, shimmering into her mother's arms,
"she just telekinetically-shimmered you," Cole stated, Phoebe smiled proudly at her daughter, who also wore a big smile on her face,
"looks like she missed me after all," Phoebe said, cuddling Cassandra. Then she passed their daughter to Cole and stormed into the bedroom, to find the empty wardrobe she had used to get to Narnia was destroyed and it's pieces scattered everywhere,
"whoa, what happened in here?" Cole said, "I didn't hear a demon,"
"did you leave the house at all?" Phoebe asked,
"I took Cassie out in her stroller," he replied,
"that must have been when she got in," Phoebe said,
"who?" Cole asked,
"Gabrielle," she replied,
"it's after one o'clock in the morning, lets get some sleep and deal with Gabrielle tomorrow, I know Cassie is definitely tired again after her four hour sleep this afternoon," Cole said, Phoebe nodded, taking one last look at the wardrobe pieces before going to change out her of dress.
The following morning, Phoebe arrived at the Bay Mirror and stepped into the elevator, the doors closed just as the doors of the next elevator opened, and Gabrielle walked out. Once out of the elevator she walked straight over to Elise,
"is Gabrielle here?" she asked,
"no, she's just left," Elise replied, Phoebe began walking away, "Phoebe, what about your column?" Elise called after her, but Phoebe continued walking.
At the manor, Piper was stirring some cake mixture when Borx flamed in,
"y'know, the amount of times you attack sure makes up for that fact that you're the only demon," she said, creating a pyrokinetic arrow by her fingertip.
"I'll succeed in returning all demons soon," he told her, dodging the flaming arrow and launching an energy ball towards her, which she dodged.
"I never liked dodge ball, never mind dodge energy ball," Piper stated, blasting him backwards with her power of molecular acceleration,
"I'll be back soon," he hissed,
"I know, I know, you're one of the demons who doesn't actually lie, as you are always back," she said, before watching as he flamed out.
At Magic School, Paige was doing some research into Hecate, as she had been doing many times since discovering that Gabby was Hecate's daughter.
"Ms. Halliwell-Brody," a voice said, the witchlighter looked up to see Lex Porter, one of the best students,
"what's up Lex?" she asked,
"I have a new power," he replied,
"congratulations," she said,
"yeah, but, I can't control it," he told her.
"What is this new power?" Paige asked,
"telekinesis," he replied, making a motion with his hands while talking and accidentally activating his new power, blasting Paige through the air,
"I think you need to see Ms. Lawson about that, she is after all the power councillor," she told him, as she stood up.
That night, P3 was quite empty, for once. Piper was stood behind the bar, making a pyramid out of glasses, when a voice startled her and she accidentally blew them up, though all of the mortal customers assumed she had just knocked them off.
"Don't make me jump like that," Piper said,
"sorry," Phoebe apologised, "but has Gabrielle been in here by any chance?"
"no, but here she comes," Piper replied, beginning to pick up the splinters of glass. Phoebe turned to see Gabrielle walking down the stairs, the angelic seer brushed down her short yellow-cream dress, before grabbing a glass of red wine off the bar and heading towards Gabrielle.
"You bitch!" she yelled, throwing the red wine all over Gabrielle, ruining her light blue dress,
"what the hell?" Gabrielle exclaimed,
"you thought you'd get away with it didn't you, you thought I'd come back and not bother to think about who trapped me there, well you're wrong, I knew it was you from the moment I wasn't sent back with my spell," Phoebe hissed.
"Yeah, well, I knew you'd figure it out, I just hoped you'd be there longer," Gabrielle said, as if it was a normal thing,
"why, so you could try and get into bed with my husband again?" Phoebe snarled,
"what do you think I am?" Gabrielle questioned, seeming to get angry about what Phoebe had said,
"a whore," Phoebe replied. Both women went for each other at the same time, tugging on each other's hair.
"Oh god," Piper groaned, putting the glass she had picked up in the bin and taking a seat on one of the barstools, not even bothering to try and break up the fight.
"If I'm a whore then what are you?" Gabrielle growled,
"not a whore," Phoebe replied, aiming to grab her enemy's throat,
"more like super whore," Gabrielle corrected, grabbing Phoebe by the top of her arms and pushing her backwards into the bar.
"I'd rather be a super whore than be a super bitch," Phoebe yelled,
"I'd rather be a super bitch than be you," Gabrielle yelled back, holding Phoebe to the bar by her shoulders and trying to avoid the angelic seer's slaps, but not managing to dodge one.
"It looks like you're a slapper of two kinds," Gabrielle hissed, as Phoebe pushed her off,
"you're not even worth wasting my voice box on," Phoebe said,
"you're right, I'm worth much, much, more than whatever comes out of your voice box," Gabrielle stated. Phoebe charged at the fashion columnist, clutching her waist and running her into one of the nearby tables, knocking it and Gabrielle to the floor. The second to youngest sister brushed her hands against each other and began to walk off, thinking she'd won, but Gabrielle grabbed hold of Phoebe's ankle, causing her to trip and slam against the ground.
"Why haven't you tried to stop them?" Prue asked, as she, Paige and Andy walked up behind Piper,
"because there's not point, this was gonna happen eventually, why not now," Piper replied,
"but they're messing up you're club," Paige stated,
"at least then it'll match my house," Piper said, walking round behind the bar and getting her sisters and brother-in-law a drink each. Suddenly, the yelling stopped and Piper, Prue, Andy and Paige looked up to see Cole standing in-between Gabrielle and Phoebe,
"looks like the fight's over," Paige said,
"I'm beginning to think it'll never be over when it comes to those two," Prue asked.
"Thanks for keeping that tart off me," Phoebe said to her husband,
"yeah, well two years ago he didn't want to get off me," Gabrielle said,
"it only happened once," Cole stated,
"one night and day, but it happened many times," the fashion columnist corrected, this made Phoebe lunge for her again, but Cole stopped her.
"You can say a lot of things about my husband, but at least my daughter isn't a demon rugrat," Phoebe said,
"Megra's my daughter too," Cole said, giving his wife a glare,
"that's what it says," Phoebe said, pointing viciously at Gabrielle.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Gabrielle questioned,
"well, you're the daughter of Hecate, a demon goddess, so Megra might have inherited her demon powers from her," Phoebe replied,
"I came from Hecate, but she's not my mother, she's always hated me," Gabrielle said, if Phoebe didn't hate her so much she might have actually felt sympathy towards Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle, just go home, and the same goes for you Phoebe," Cole ordered, the two women shared a final, well final for tonight anyway, glare before Gabrielle walked off and left the club,
"I'll shimmer us," Cole said, leading Phoebe through the backroom.
"I'm not sure which one of them needs to be in the loony bin more," Piper said,
"I'd say Cole," Prue said,
"I meant out of Phoebe or Gabrielle," Piper told her,
"actually, I think Prue's right, Cole's the one who slept with Gabrielle while he was engaged to Phoebe," Andy said, Piper shrugged and turned to Paige,
"I think all three of them need to go there, but they'll need to wear straightjackets to keep them apart," the witchlighter said.
"And Cole will need to wear a straightjacket 'down there', in case he gets it on with one of them and another kid ends up popping out," Andy added, they all laughed.
To be continued…
Next chapter- After Phoebe has a vision of something bad happening in the future, the charmed ones head there to find out why it is was going to happen.
'Morality Bites' should be up soon.