Mana: I'm back for more insanity! Are you ready?! Well too bad, because it's coming anyways! ;D (Also, if you haven't read "Hiei at Burger King!" you might want to do that before reading this.)

-Chapter One-

-Setting: the Yu Yu Gang near a bus stop-

"No," Hiei said bluntly when Kurama tried to persuade him to join himself, Yuusuke, and Kuwabara on a trip to a faraway farm. Yuusuke and Kuwabara were too scared to ask Hiei.

A sly, almost smirk, appeared on Kurama's face. Hiei didn't like that. Kurama then held his hand out from behind his back. THERE WAS HIEI'S PRECIOUS KATANA!

Hiei disappeared in a flash, in an attempt to snatch his Katana away from Kurama. But when he re-appeared, Kurama still had the Katana firmly in his grip. Hiei blinked, then pulled, Kurama pulled back, Hiei pulled again…

It soon became a tug-of-war, Hiei losing badly due to the fact that Kurama was several inches taller than him.

Kurama finally got the Katana out of Hiei's grasp and ran onto the bus that was to take them to the farm. Hiei quickly followed, not realizing that he was getting on a bus that would lead to his DOOM… Just kidding, it only leads to his complete insanity.

Yuusuke and Kuwabara ran onto the bus after him.

Kurama sat in the vary back, so everyone else followed. From here, they could see everything… Even some things they didn't want to see.

Hiei was still trying to get his Katana away from Kurama when the bus started moving. When it was going at a good speed, Kurama let Hiei have his Katana back. Hiei growled at Kurama as he put his Katana back in its place.

Hiei noticed everything on the bus. It was full of mostly young adults and teens, though there appeared to be a set of 7 year old twins, and an ancient-looking man. The twins were playing with an oddly familiar little red ball, while the old man looked like he was enjoying listening to some non-existant music, slowly rocking his head from side to side.

It had only been about 5 or 10 minutes since the bus had started moving, when it slowed down and stopped at a gas station, near a mental institution. The bus driver announced a bathroom break before he got off the bus and headed into the gas station. Half the bus, including Yuusuke and Kurama, got up and followed him, though they didn't go into the bathrooms.

Kuwabara, who had seemed to be 'thinking' for the whole bus ride, all of the sudden broke out in song, "99 bottles of beer on the wall!"

Hiei finished the song for him in a dull, talking tone, "-99 Baka heads! Rip one apart, slice the other 98, 0 Baka heads on their shoulders!"

Kuwabara looked impressed, "Hiei! You never told me you were musically talented!"

Hiei growled at Kuwabara and hit him over the head.

The bus started moving again. The driver must have come back when Hiei was distracted.

All of the sudden the little kids began to giggle and laugh about something. Soon, Kuwabara started chuckling lightly for no reason.

Hiei glared at all of them. there was something strange going on here.

He walked up to the front of the bus to talk to the driver, but instead saw something he hadn't expected to see. The driver wasn't the driver that the driver used to be! That is, this driver was a girl, while the other one was a guy. He also noticed that she was wearing a white straight-jacket and driving at the same time. How? He didn't know. Then, all of the sudden, he remembered her face.

It was Mana!

"WHAT THE #$!?" Hiei—err—bleeped.

Mana gasped. "NAUGHTY BOY! BAD BLEEPER! NO BLEEPY BLEEPING BLEEPERS!" she screamed. Hiei stared blankly.

It was then that he realized that the vents were on high, so he took a breath to calm himself… Big mistake.

Suddenly images—memories—started flashing through Hiei's mind.

Flash! He was struggling with a little ball. Flash! He threw Mr. Ball at Mana. Flash! He was—oh wait, that was just the sun… Flash! Mana was pelting him with balls. Flash! Mana was laughing like a maniac while the cops were arresting him.

Mana was laughing evilly again and she had somehow, magically taken her coat off.

"Yes, the laughing gas is working perfectly! You remember, don't you Hiei? My plan is a success!"

Hiei blinked at her, "What plan? Why laughing gas? How do you know my name!? Fluffy pink bunnies scare me!"

Mana looked like she was about to burst, laughing, "The plan I planned when I planned to escape after I planned my plan to plan that plan for this plan, which is the plan to take everyone to Lala Land! And I don't know, and I looked it up in the phone book, and WHERE!?" Mana ducked behind her seat.

"Right Here!" All of the sudden a teenager came running up to Hiei and Mana with a fluffy pink bunny puppet.

Hiei gasped and hid behind another seat.

Mana jumped back up, leaving the drivers seat in order to shake a rubber chicken in the teens face. "FACE THE WRATH OF TEH CLAM O' TEH EBIL GUPPEH CLAM O' DOOMNESS!" Mana screamed.

The puppet was whacked out of the teenager's hand by the rubber chicken. She gasped, "Thank you! You freed me!" she said, hugging Mana. Mana squawked and fell over.

"Hey, Mana? Mind if I ask you something?" Mana shook her head.

"Nope. I was gonna ask myself the same thing anyway, Jo Jo."

"Alright. Who's driving?" Jo Jo asked.

Mana's eyes went wide. "Oh no! I left the oven on!" Mana and Jo Jo jumped back up to see who was driving.

There, sitting in the drivers seat, was the old man… still bobbing his head from side to side.

This time, Hiei jumped up. He started shouting and running in circles, "HE'S DEAD! SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE! OR THE POLICE! OR THE VET! OR THE DOG CATCHERS! OR WAL-MART! OR MCDONALDS! I'M HUNGRY!"

The old man slowly turned his head to look at Hiei. He stared at him for a second, then his eyes went wide and… he pounced on Hiei.

Mana and Jo Jo stared at the old man and Hiei struggling, and then shrugged, and Mana took the drivers seat again.

"Nice to meet you, Hungry… I'm The Old Man… Call me TOM." TOM said, still trying to pin Hiei down. "Tell me, did you steal my buddy, Mr. Ball?" TOM asked Hiei.

Hiei shook his head vigorously then looked as though he might just cry. "No, he was my buddy too! He's—He's—He's" Hiei was choking on the last word… actually, it was TOM strangling him…

"He's dead!" Hiei shouted. TOM looked as though he also might cry.

"Who did it?!" He demanded. Hiei pointed at Mana as Jo Jo was singing 'it's a small world' to herself in the background.

"We must avenge poor Mr. Ball!" TOM shouted as he shook his cane in outrage.

Hiei, who had been half distracted by Jo Jo, began singing along with her—except with different lyrics.

"Oh, let's avenge our Mr. Ball! He's the greatest ball of all! He's the roundest ball of all! He's a small, small, ball!" He sang like Josh Groban.

TOM stopped being outraged long enough to hear Hiei and Jo Jo and bob his head even further side to side.

Hiei quickly looked around for something to hit Mana on top of the head with. Then he saw…

"MR. BALL!?" Hiei shouted at the little ball that the twins had been previously playing with.

"…!" Mr. Ball Jr. shouted at Hiei. "…!" Mr. Ball Jr. continued.

"You heard him!" TOM suddenly whispered in Hiei's ear, so Mana wouldn't hear, "Let's let HIM avenge his father!"

Hiei and TOM nodded to each other, the twins seeing this, copied them. Hiei and TOM stared at them. The twins stared back. TOM scratched his head. The twins scratched their heads. Hiei continued to stare. Then TOM said, "Simon says touch your toes?" The twins did nothing. Then Hiei tickled TOM a little. One of the twins tickled the other, then the other tickled… the… Other? Long story short, they ended up in a heap of laughter.

Hiei and TOM nodded to each other again, and then Hiei whispered, "On three."

He picked up Mr. Ball Jr. and turned to Mana and Jo Jo.

"One…" Hiei said.

"Six…" TOM said.

"Fivety five…" Hiei said.

"Twentyteen…" TOM Said

"THREE!" They shouted in perfect unison.

Hiei threw Mr. Ball Jr. at Mana. Unfortunately, he hit Jo Jo instead.

Jo Jo rubbed her head and picked up Mr. Ball Jr., then looked at Hiei and TOM. "What was that for?"

Hiei and TOM quickly pointed at Mana, who was whistling and driving with her eyes closed.

Jo Jo growled and threw Mr. Ball Jr. at Mana, hitting her square in the head. "HEY!" Mana shouted at Jo Jo, "What was THAT for?"

Jo Jo pointed at Hiei and TOM.

Hiei and TOM grew BIG sweat drops and just stood there, trying to look innocent.

Mana stared at them, then shrugged and threw Mr. Ball Jr. over her shoulder… and out the window.

Hiei and TOM looked mortified.

"NOOOOO!" they screamed and ran to a window, sticking their faces to it like bugs on a windshield.

"WHY! OH, WHY!" Hiei shouted at no-oneness.

"For plot purposes, and more laughs," Mana said simply.

The sky began to darken for some odd reason. Black clouds were slowly creeping in on them and the wind picked up drastically.

"Oh! Look! Look! It's a kitty!" Jo Jo said, jumping up and down and squealing. She was pointing at the road ahead.

Mana squinted to see what Jo Jo was pointing at. As the bus drew closer, the thing became clearer.

Jo Jo suddenly got a wide-eyed expression and fell backwards, landing on her rump, "THAT is NOT a kitty!" she screeched.

Hiei and TOM came over to look at it.

"A duck?" Hiei guessed.

"A Heffalump?" TOM suggested. Everyone stared at him like he was missing a few marbles—which he was—then they all nodded in agreement.

"Could be," Mana said.

Then she got a good look at it. "But it's worse! IT'S A COW!" she shouted.

"MOOOOOO!" said the cow… and Jo Jo.

Everyone in the bus screamed.

Mana veered to the left, narrowly missing the cow.

The bus fell down the side of the road, the side with trees all over it.

The bus hit a bunch of the trees and ended up breaking open ALL of the laughing gas containers at once.

"Oh no! Too much!" Mana laughed, and the whole bus began laughing hysterically before 'Whiting Out' as they crashed at the bottom of the hill.

Mana: Bua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Behold! My wrath of teh cliffies! THAT'S RIGHT! BEG FOR MORE! JUST BEG! Sorry, I've always wanted to say that!

Yuusuke: Really?

Mana: No. I just thought it would be funny.

Yuusuke: Oh. Just asking, but can I fly in the next chapter?

Mana: Unless you're talking about 'flying off the handle,' no.

Yuusuke: -Looks put-out-

Mana: Well, since Hiei's still high and Kurama is slowly slipping into madness, I guess I'll just have to do this last part! I hope you liked this sequel more then HABK so far. I personally do. Anyways, please R&R and tell me what you think about TOM and Jo Jo so far! Until next chapter!