Mana: Ok, I'm not going to bother you with any long explanations... yet. So I'll just get on with the review responses for chapter 1!
-Review Responses-
Omega Weapon: Why do all of my reviewers tend to scare me? O.O and not to worry! Me shal torcher thim wif me gud inlgesh skils! Mua ha ha ha!
Kage: Hee hee. Nah, I don't think Mr. Ball or Mr. Ball Jr. will be reappearing. They're-WHOOPSE! Don't want to ruin the story for ya.
Kuramasgirl: DANG STRAIT THAT'S RIGHT! AND WHAT OF IT!? Sorry, I just usually appreciate it when reviews help me with the fic. -.-
TheSaiyanPrincess: Hee hee. Hi. And that's the uh fifth time you've asked? lol.
-Chapter Two-
"We love you! We love you all!" Hiei supposedly opened his eyes to see who the voice was coming from. The sight that greeted him was very, very, unpleasant.
IT WAS A CARE BEAR! Hiei jumped up and noticed he was standing on clouds, there was a pretty, clear blue sky above, and everything was bright, with cheerful colors.
Hiei socked the Care Bear in the gut, knocking him out, and continued to look at his surroundings.
TOM was lying on the ground right beside him, and Mana and Jo Jo were bouncing up and down on a puffy cloud like it was a trampoline. Kuwabara was sitting on another odd-shaped cloud, like a seat, as he scratched his head.
TOM woke up and quickly stood up, forgetting all about his cane.
"WHERE'S THE COW?" He demanded.
Hiei shrugged. "I was more worried about Mr. Ball Jr.! Or have you forgotten about him!?" Hiei said accusingly.
TOM almost began to cry again, "NO! NEVER!"
"...!" A grumbling, deep voice said.
Hiei and TOM spun around and saw...
"MR. BALL!?" they both shouted.
"..." Mr. Ball said, then his son, Mr. Ball Jr. came out from behind him.
"…-"
Hiei interrupted Mr. Ball with a, "But-"
Mr. Ball interrupted Hiei back.
".." He continued to explain where and why they were there and that they should not try to avenge the death of Mr. Ball Jr.
Hiei and TOM nodded as Kuwabara passed out.
Mana and Jo Jo continued giggling and began to jump up and down on Kuwabara instead.
Then all of the sudden humongous armies of lovey-dovey, cuddly-wuddly Care Bears started running at them as they sang the barney song.
"YOU WILL DIE!" An odd looking girl running in the front of the armies shouted at them. She had fox ears and a tail.
She ran right up to Hiei and TOM, then suddenly turned around and sliced all the Care Bears' heads off with her Katana.
She then spotted Mana and Jo Jo and quickly ran over to them and gave them both ginormus hugs!
"What are you doing here, Missa?" Mana asked her.
"What do you mean? What are YOU doing here?" Missa asked Mana.
Mana looked as though it was the most obvious thing in the world, "Jumping on him, duh!" she said, pointing at Kuwabara.
Missa almost anime-fell but managed to keep herself upright.
"Right..." she said. "Anyway, you guys can't be here, you'll have to jump! And whatever you do, don't land on the giant mushrooms or Jell-O."
"Alright," Mana and Jo Jo said at the same time, "But you have to go with us!" they continued.
"Wha!?" Missa looked surprised and tried to protest, but Mana and Jo Jo had already seized her by both arms and started dragging her toward the edge of the cloud.
Hiei and TOM had been watching the three girls and had finally managed to take their eyes away from the strange seen.
"So Can I jump on carrot-top now?" TOM asked Hiei anxiously.
Hiei scratched his head then suddenly shouted, "Quick! It's a fire! Stomp it out, quick!" as he pointed at Kuwabara's bright orange hair.
Hiei ran, while TOM hobbled, over to Kuwabara, just as he was beginning to regain consciousness.
TOM walked onto Kuwabara and jumped his best (which was only about half an inch high). The cloud underneath them gave way and they ended up plummeting into a bunch of giant green Jell-O.
As TOM and Kuwabara fell, Mana and Jo Jo finally pushed Missa off the edge of the cloud.
Silence followed the shrieks of the girls, and a raspy coughing from the old man.
-Meanwhile-
Kurama and Yuusuke finally exited the gas station to find that the bus was missing.
"On the bright side, more Twinkies for me!" Yuusuke said happily as he opened a package of Twinkies.
Kurama was about to go into one of his long and confusing explanations, when all of the sudden it got cloudy and started raining.
"Well there goes a perfectly good Twinkie!" Yuusuke complained.
The rain quickly ramped up to a full downpour, similar to that of a small waterfall.
Kurama seemed to be examining the sky for an explanation as to why it would suddenly start raining.
The bags Yuusuke was carrying had already filled halfway up with water.
"I'm already soaked! Gah! My hair! It's raining cats and dogs out here!" Yuusuke said as his hair gel got washed out and he now resembled a black mop.
They both heard shrieking and then Missa came falling down from the sky, but was luckily caught by none other than Kurama.
"Ok, and FOXES!" Yuusuke said as he gawked at Missa.
-To Be Continued-
Mana: I KNOW! I'M JUST THE MOST EVILEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE-WIDE WORLD!
Hiei: -Ehem-
Mana: Excuse you.
Hiei: -Anime fall-
Mana: Sorry for taking forever for just a little chapter like this but I cant help it! I am having serious writers block and I can't seem to punch a hole through it! PLEASE REVIEW, REVIEW, AND REVIEW! I can't tell you how disappointed about the first chapter of HBRD I was. I hardly got any reviews. T.T Very sad. Anyway, I need ideas for the next chapter. No one has told me what they think about Jo Jo and TOM so far. T.T So I got this idea from another fic I read, and I decided I'll do little polls for every chapter to come! So the only way to get your vote in is to review! Bua ha ha ha ha!
Poll: Next chapter, where shall Mana, Jo Jo, and Hiei eventually end up being?
1. A deserted park.
2. An un-deserted park.
3. A store.
4. Back at the gas station.
5. The mental institution.
6. A desert.
7. The middle of a forest.
8. Stranded on an island!
9. North pole.
10. Africa.
11. (Insert own idea here)
Mana: So, please remember to vote and review! Sayonara!
