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The Bitch Is Back:
Phoebe was at work and trying to find Elise when the doors opened and someone she didn't expect to see walked in,
"what are you doing here?" Phoebe asked, walking over,
"I work here," Gabrielle replied,
"I thought you were going to Spain and were going to email in your column?" Phoebe said,
"I changed my mind," Gabrielle told her.
"So where've you left Megra, considering everybody thinks your in Spain and won't be looking after her," the angelic seer asked,
"she's with Katrina," the fashion columnist replied,
"Katrina?"
"my other daughter, had her when I was seventeen, Hecate forced me to abondon her, no big deal," then Gabrielle walked into her office like everything was normal.
At the manor, Piper had strangely developed a 'housewife' attitude since Leo had offered to help out with the club, and was cooking and cleaning all day long.
"Piper, what are you wearing?" Paige asked, orbing in to see her big sister wearing a flowery white dress under a frilly pink apron,
"clothes, as should you be, cover yourself up," Piper said, throwing a towel at the cleavage which her sister was showing.
"Since when were you such a sensible dresser? you're fighting demons in stilettos half the time," Paige said,
"yes, but I'm home in the day now, half of it with the girls, I have to set the right example," Piper told her, beginning to move her feather duster across a shelf,
"oh good god," Paige muttered, seeing Piper stand on a chair so she could reach up to clean the very top of the cabinet.
"Paige, be a doll and bring that vase of flowers," Piper said, walking through to the kitchen,
"be a doll?" Paige said, shocked at her sister's choice of language, the witchlighter obeyed and the demand and carried the vase through to the kitchen. When she passed Piper the vase, a white flash travelled from Piper to Paige,
"what am I wearing?" the middle charmed one asked, confused,
"oh I think it's just lovely," Paige complimented,
"Paige, are you okay?" Piper asked,
"I'm simply glorious, would you mind if I borrowed that dress?" she replied,
"sure, I'll just go change out of it," Piper said, still completely bewildered at the whitelighter-witch's behaviour.
Back at the Bay Mirror, Phoebe charged into Gabrielle's office wanting an explanation,
"how do you have another daughter?" she asked,
"do I have to give you 'the talk'?" Gabrielle smirked,
"I'm not in the mood for a game of lets be a smart ass now tell me," Phoebe snapped.
"After Hecate failed to have the devil child, having me instead, she found a suitor for me when I was sixteen, a warlock called Zile, ugly thing he was, well anyway, I didn't like Zile so I went running into the arms of another demon, and when I was seventeen I gave birth to Katrina, but when we found out she wasn't the devil child, Hecate got pissed off and forced me to abondon her, but now she's back and I can't believe how much she's like me," Gabrielle explained,
"oh great," Phoebe muttered under her breath, before heading out of the office.
At Paige's house, the witchlighter was merrily cleaning away, wearing the dress and apron she had borrowed from Piper, when Kyle walked in with four month old Aurora in his arms,
"Paige, what are you doing?" he asked,
"cleaning, why dear, can't you see me properly, maybe some glasses are in order," she replied, walking over and beginning to examine his eyes.
"Paige, my sight is fine, but you're evidently not, since when did you clean and wear clothes like that?" the federal agent asked,
"since today, I borrowed these clothes from Piper, aren't they just lovely," she beamed,
"something's definitely wrong," he stated,
"oh I know, I can't believe I forgot to clean that lamp," she said, spotting a dusty lamp in the corner of the table beside the sofa, Kyle rolled his eyes and put Aurora in her playpen, before grabbing the phone and dialling the number for Prue's cell phone.
In an apartment not far from the penthouse, Katrina was playing with her baby sister when the devil child threw a fire ball at her elder sibling, who luckily managed to roll out of the way.
"You little brat," she growled, creating a thermal sphere in her palm,
"mommy!" Megra screeched, but Katrina shook her head,
"mommy can't hear you anymore," she grinned, throwing the thermal sphere only for it to be blasted back at her by a red bubble which formed around Megra.
"Looks like the devil child is powerful," Katrina said, pressing her hand on the burn the sphere had made on her shoulder,
"bad," Megra giggled, then she shot fire from her mouth, though Katrina was more prepared this time and extinguished it with a ball of ice.
Back at the manor, Piper was tidying Patrice's bedroom when Phoebe walked in,
"guess what," she said,
"what?" Piper asked,
"Gabrielle had another daughter when she was seventeen, and by the sides of it this other daughter is a mini-bitch," the seer replied.
"I'll see you mini-bitch and raise you psycho cleaning sister," Piper said,
"what?" Phoebe asked,
"Paige, she's turned into some kind of creepy housewife, and the strange thing is I can't help but think that I'm connected," the middle charmed one explained.
"How bout we pay her a visit?" Phoebe suggested,
"why not," Piper replied,
"here take my hand," Phoebe instructed,
"why?" Piper asked,
"because Zeus paid me a little visit yesterday and gave me a gift so I wouldn't have to say a spell or have someone orb or shimmer me to Olympia when my seer-ness was needed," Phoebe replied,
"what?" Piper asked, confused,
"just take my hand," Phoebe ordered, grabbing Piper's hand and smiling as they were consumed by golden lights and vanished.
"How did you do that?" Piper asked, as they reappeared in Paige's house,
"teleporting, but it's prettier than normal teleporting so I like to call it flashing, sounds cooler," Phoebe replied,
"flashing, you know a lot about that don't you," Piper smirked,
"I will flash you back there and make you drive if you don't apologise," Phoebe threatened, hitting her sister on the shoulder,
"sorry, please don't flash me," Piper giggled, Phoebe ignored this comment and set off upstairs.
They got up there just in time to see a glow transfer from Paige to Prue,
"Piper, weren't you wearing this a second ago?" the whitelighter-witch asked, very confused,
"Paige, you insisted your borrowed that from me over an hour ago, and I'm thinking that whatever happened to you happened to me and is now happening to Prue," the molecular replied, watching as Prue began dusting some shelves.
"It's like some kind of desperate housewife curse," Phoebe said,
"it certainly is," Paige agreed, as Prue telekinetically stripped her of the apron and put it on herself.
To be continued…
Next chapter- The sisters investigate the 'desperate housewife curse', leading to a problem.
'Demonic Housewives' should be up soon.