Chapter 3: Last Chapter!

Mana: T.T I know! It's such a stupid way to start a chapter, but I can't help it! This shall be the last chapter of HBRD. Yeah, I know, the world is coming to an end. The vote results for last chapter's poll told me that they needed to be at the mental institution. Unfortunately, the way the fic was going, I wasn't able to get Hiei, Mana, or Jo Jo to the mental institution. GOMEN NASAI! The mental institution is at least somewhere in this chapter though, so please don't go rabid on me! Anyway, no review responses this time. GOMEN NASAI for the delay!

-Chapter Three-

-Kuwabara and TOM-

"Hold still, dagnabbit!" TOM shouted as he attempted to climb out of the Jell-O, using Kuwabara's legs to get him closer to the edge, where a tree was hanging close to the Jell-O.

"'M 'RYING 'OO!" Kuwabara muffled into the Jell-O, his upper half completely submerged.

"Oh, keep trying, it'll really help you out," a boy sarcastically said from behind them.

TOM looked around at the boy, and ended up cracking his neck in the process.

The boy was just sort of floating there in the Jell-O, with his arms crossed, looking serious. Yet there was an odd random air of funniness about him.

"And what would you know, you little whipper-slapper?" TOM said to him.

"Uh, firstly, the names Bun. Secondly, I think you mean, 'whippersnapper,'" Bun corrected, with an eyebrow raised so high that it hid in his hair.

"Whipper-slapper!" TOM insisted.

"Snapper," said Bun.

"Slapper," said TOM.

"Snapper."

"Slapper."

"Snapper."

"Slapper."

"Kazuma!" Shouted a short girl, who was sitting in a branch of one of the trees.

"YUKINA?" Kuwabara shouted into the Jell-O, then flipped himself upright so his head was out of it and TOM was underneath him.

"Nope. Who are you, anyway?" Kuwabara said, looking very put out.

"I am Shan, and I LOVE YOU!" Shan shouted.

Kuwabara looked happy again, "Really?"

"No," Shan said flatly.

She then looked at Bun and proceeded to glomp him.

"Ack! Help! Get this thing off me!" Bun shouted.

"Hey! That's not nice! I'm not a thing, I'm a—oh, hey, bananas!" Shan said, and then pounced back into the exact same tree she came out of.

TOM was out from under Kuwabara now and they both were staring at Shan like she had two heads.

They then looked back at Bun and saw that he was playing with a cat toy.

Shan accidentally knocked over a tree as she tried to dig a hole to hide her bananas.

The tree fell right in front of TOM and Kuwabara, so TOM decided to give everyone some 'wise words.'

"When life gives you lemons," TOM began.

"Hide!" Shan shouted.

Everyone but Shan blinked a couple times.

"Actually, I was going to say, find someone with a paper cut, but that works too!" TOM said, and then plunged himself into the Jell-O.

Kuwabara started freaking out and then grabbed TOM with one hand and a tree branch with the other.

"Oh, don't mind me, I'll just sit here and ROT FOREVER!" Bun shouted at them.

Kuwabara, TOM, and Shan, heard an odd POP! and turned to look at Bun.

"What?" The now Barbie-sized Bun said in a high-pitched voice.

Kuwabara, TOM, and Shan gaped at him. Kuwabara then suddenly burst out laughing.

"Falalala Polly!" TOM sung.

Shan stared at Bun for a while, jumped onto the Jell-O, and put Bun on her shoulder and hopped onto the fallen tree.

"Heh, heh... a little help here, please?" Kuwabara asked as a few sweat drops began to form on his forehead.

"Sure!" Shan said.

She held her out hand for him to grab and when he let go of the tree to grab it, she quickly pulled it away and out of harm's—or more like ugly's—way.

"Hey! WHAT THE!" Kuwabara shouted, as he began to sink into the Jell-O again.

"Long live King Dark!" Shan shouted at Kuwabara.

She then proceeded to hurl empty tuna cans at Kuwabara to get him to sink faster. It wasn't working.

"Well, whadda ya know! Carrot-top's head is too full of air to sink, after all!" Bun said, pointing and laughing.

"Dang you, you-you-you people pointer-laugher-atter things!" Kuwabara shouted at Bun and the now laughing hysterically Shan, who was in the process of sticking a carrot up her nose.

"Well, now that you're stuck in the middle of a giant green Jell-O, with tuna cans surrounding you everywhere, I feel content!" Shan smiled.

"Come on, Bun, let's find the mental institution and break out a couple of friends!" Shan said, not that Bun even had a choice.

With that, she walked off, carrying Bun on one shoulder and catnip on the other.

-Hiei-

Hiei was stunned at being all alone on top of the strange cheery clouds. After repeatedly singing 'The Itsy-Bitsy Spider' for a couple of hours, Hiei finally decided it would be best to jump up and down whilst singing it. In the end, he fell through the cloud.

-Kurama, Yuusuke, and Missa- (A/N: I need to note here that this scene was written by my friend, TheSaiyanPrincess.)

Missa was currently unable to tear her eyes off of the adorable kitsune in front of her—actually holding her.

Yuusuke's gawking expression lessened the more time passed.

"Um, well... what are the chances of a kitsune girl just falling out of the sky and landing in Kurama's arms?" Yuusuke said out loud, not really meaning to.

At the realization of where the two kitsunes were, they both blushed.

Missa jumped out of Kurama's arms and said, "Hi! My name is Missa!" as in her head she was really saying 'Must. Not. Be. Myself! Must. Not. Glomp. Major. Bish!'

"Hello, nice to, um, meet you. My name is Kurama," he said adorably.

-Bun and Shan-

Shan had been walking for only a couple minutes when all of the sudden they reached a chain link fence with barbed wire at the top.

Shan stared at it for a couple seconds while Bun poked it and had a little more catnip.

"Tell me something, Bun," Shan began to say.

"Something," Bun told her.

"Thank you. Now tell me something else: what does apple, plus seven, times E, minus EvilDemonLlama, plus Barbie, divided by a fence, equal?" Shan asked.

"Um... Penguin?" Bun took a random stab.

"'Kay! We'll try that!" Shan took a random fuzzy Penguin plushy from behind her back and hit the fence with it.

By some magical force, the Penguin cut right thru the fence and Shan and Bun entered.

Taking a look around, Shan and Bun noted the forks and knives that were randomly shoved into the yard. They walked over a bridge that was 50 feet above a raging river.

They were about to open up the back door to a large building, when suddenly, a hoard of mental people, wearing pajamas with soft robes and name tags, came bursting out of it, shouting, "THEY'RE TAKING OVER!"

At the front of the hoard, was a girl with a name tag that read, 'Chika: has odd flashbacks and an obsession with "booping" people on their forehead.' Of course, the girl also happened to be one of Shan's friends.

Chika ran up to Shan and Bun and booped both of them on their foreheads.

"Shan! I thought you'd never come!" she said.

"Apple spells banana!" Shan replied in a singsong tone.

"Um, ok. Joru's invisible talking wombat pet told him to capture all of the doctors and nurses and take over the mental institution, so he did... then it told him to let all of them go, so Joru did it! And now THEY'RE TAKING OVER!" Chika shouted.

"Shfiftyfive!" Shan shouted, then started running around in circles.

Bun, as a result of going around in so many circles, puked right in front of Shan. Shan gasped, then leaned down and poked his tiny little puke with a stick.

"Ew," she said, simply.

Finally, the doctors and nurses came rushing out with stun guns and straight jackets, followed by Joru, and his invisible wombat, of course. His name tag read: 'Joru: vulnerable to suggestions and hallucinations.'

Suddenly, all of the doctors and nurses froze, stuck in blocks of ice.

Shan, Bun, and Chika looked back at Joru, to see him smiling sheepishly.

"Angelus told me too!" Joru said, pointing at the air beside him like a little boy trying to blame his sibling.

"Schiggety-schiggety-schwa!" Shan said, with a big smile on her face.

She then ran back out the fence with Chika and Joru close behind.

Once they were on the other side, Chika stopped and started staring at a random tree as if it was a horrible man-eating squirrel.

"NOOO! NO! NONONONONONONOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO! You can't make me take my medicine!" Chika shouted at it, and shook her head so fast her brain soon became mush.

Shan, Bun, and Joru just stared at her for a moment, then Joru went up to her and hit her with a blow up mallet.

"Snap out of it!" He said, hitting her repeatedly.

Chika stopped and looked at Joru as if he were a million dollars.

"THANK YOU! YOU SAVED MEEEEE!" She said, then booped Joru on the forehead.

Joru looked satisfied.

"Don't mention it," he said.

Not even 5 seconds later, Bun sneezed.

"Sneezy, Sneezy, achoo! Somebody mental is burping your name out!" Chika sang in a giddy voice.

"BELCHBUNBELCH" Everyone turned to look at Shan, who stared back at them like there were evil mutilated cow-pig hybrids from Jupiter.

"I WAS RIGHT! YOU EVIL MUTILATED COW-PIG HYBRIDS FROM JUPITER REALLY DO EXIST!" Shan shouted, then took out a toy light saber and began to hit Chika and Joru over the heads repeatedly.

Suddenly, they all heard a ginormous sounding growl that made the ground shake.

"IT'S A HEFFALUMP!" Chika shouted.

"NO, IT'S A CHOBIT!" Joru shouted.

"NO, IT'S YUUSUKE'S STOMACH RUMBLING!" Shan shouted.

"No, actually, it's MY stomach rumbling," Bun said.

"Well I was close," Shan huffed.

"Um, where are we going, anyway?" Joru finally asked.

Shan gave a small sigh, as if she were about to tell them something that would break their hearts.

"We are going to find... a gas station!" she finished the last part cheerfully.

"And how do you suppose we do that?" Chika said distractedly as she grabbed Bun and began trying to balance him on her nose.

Joru suddenly whistled loudly and a gaggle of giant chickens came running toward them.

The chickens stopped for them, and Shan, Bun, Joru, and Chika all got on one chicken. They sat there for a moment, wondering what to do.

"Um... Fly, dumbo, fly!" Shan shouted at the Chicken.

"Hey! I can't fly!" Joru said indignantly, and then realized whom Shan was really talking to.

"Fine, than. Steer dumbo, steer!" Shan shouted.

This time Joru almost anime-fell when Shan kicked him because he wouldn't steer.

"Giddy-up!" Joru shouted at the chicken, which suddenly took off.

-1 minute later-

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"SHUT UP!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"99 bottles of beer on the wall!" Shan suddenly broke out singing.

"I have an idea!" Chika interrupted. "Let's play the quiet game! 1, 2, 3, QUIET!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Bun finally broke the silence by sneezing again.

"HA! YOU LOSE!" Shan shouted at him, then gasped and put her hand over her mouth.

"I BEAT YOU BOTH!" Chika exclaimed, and then practically strangled herself.

Joru stared at all of them in silence, grimacing when he noticed the fake devil horns appear on Chika's head.

"You can burp, you know, Joru." Chika said.

Joru suddenly burped, then hung his head in defeat.

"If you feel like it you can do a double back-flip offa the chicken," Shan suggested, also growing little devil horns.

Joru suddenly flipped off of the giant moving chicken, whilst shouting words of protest.

"You know, that was pretty mean of you," Chika said, then booped Shan off of the chicken.

Suddenly, Chika's eyes went wide and she started shouting at an invisible nothingness.

"NO CAPTAIN BOB, I WILL NOT JOIN YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF EVIL ARTICHOKES!" and she proceeded to abandon chicken.

Then, suddenly, Hiei fell from the clouds and landed right on top of Bun. SQUISH! Then bounced off and proceeded to fall off of the chicken, taking Bun with him.

Joru, Shan, and Chika began running toward Hiei, looking devastated.

"BUN! NOOOOOO! Wow, we use that word a lot in this fanfiction, don't we?" Shan said.

"Yeah, Mana seems to have a fetish for the words, 'No,' 'Suddenly,' 'Bob,' and 'Evil.'" Chika agreed.

"Wait, 'Bob' is a name, not a word," Joru said.

"BUN! BUN! WAKE UP! OR UN-SQUISH! OR SOMETHING!" Shan began shouting as she pushed Hiei off of Bun and knelt down beside Bun's pancake-flat body.

"Bun, was a good midget," Joru began to say, as if he were at a funeral, "He never once suggested anything."

"Hey!" Shan said, jumping up and smiling, "Wadda ya know? I'm over him already!"

Chika and Joru anime-fell as Hiei got up and took his Katana out.

"STOP STEALING MY AIR!" Hiei shouted, waving his Katana threateningly.

Shan and Chika suddenly started to grow devil horns again.

"Oh ,Joru!" they said in unison.

"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!" Joru shouted, with his ears plugged.

"He doesn't know that he doesn't have to hear it." Chika snickered to Shan.

"You can sic him, Joru." Shan said, pointing at Hiei, who appeared to be suffocating.

Joru started punching and kicking at Hiei, who dodged every hit with his demonic speed, suddenly being able to breathe again.

After getting bored with watching Hiei and Joru, Shan took a look at her surroundings and finally noticed that she was at a gas station, and that Yuusuke, Kurama, Missa, Jo Jo, and Mana were all gaping at Hiei and Joru.

"Uh, Joru, you can stop now," Shan said, and Joru stopped.

Mana and Jo Jo rushed over to Shan.

"Shan? Is that you? I haven't seen you in ages!" Jo Jo shouted.

"I haven't seen me in ages either!" Shan said.

"I haven't seen me in ages either, either!" Mana said, twitching a little.

"Oh, who cares?" Hiei suddenly shouted, "the world is going to end anyway!"

There was silence for a moment, then Mana spotted something in the sky.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! It's a bird!" She shouted.

"No, it's a plane!" Jo Jo said.

"No, you're all wrong!" Missa shouted, "It's a giant comet and it's headed this way! Hey, Hiei was right! The world IS coming to an end after all!"

"Any last words!?" Mana shouted over all the yelling and screaming that had suddenly erupted.

"PENGUIN!"

-BOOM!-

-The Complete End-

Mana: I know that you're thinking that was a lame ending but random fics have to have weird sudden endings. I'd appreciate it if y'all would review. Sayonara!

-Mana