Zim and Zenn went to the church to get married, but they couldn't because they were too young on earth. They were only 12. On Irk you have to be 100, and they were 101. So what did they do? They packed up and went to Irk.
they were half way there when then they remembered: Zim is BANNED. They can't be married if he is banned... Maybe they can get married on a different planet. They chose Vort, home of the universe's most comfortable couch.
On Vort, they got married. When the guy at church said, you may kiss the bride, they kissed for hours. And hours. And hours. What happens next? Read the next chapter to see.