A/N- omg I'm such an idiot!!!! I totally forgot about the oboe player. Sry
to all you oboists out there. Thanks to ChibiSkunkSaria for the stabing
people with oboe reeds idea.
CHAPTER 5- HOW FIGTHING SECTIONS LIKE TO ANNOY EACH OTHER
The next day, everyone felt like annoying the sections they were at war with. All the trumpet players walked up to the front row of clarinets and blasted their trumpets in their faces.
"OW! My ears!" Catherine (obviously a clarinet player) yelled, covering her ears.
"What the heck is going on?" asked Jackie, the oboe player. "I get sick for a few days and the band suddenly goes crazy."
"We're at war with the trumpet section," said Erica.
"Oh I see," said Jackie. "Trumpets are losers."
"I heard that!" said Jon.
He walked up to her and blasted a note on his trumpet really loud in her ear.
"Hey!" she yelled. "If you ever do that again, I'll stab you with my oboe reed!"
Jon blew the trumpet in her ear again.
"That does it! Come here you loser!" she yanked the reed outta her oboe and began chasing Jon around the band room.
"We must save him!" said another trumpet player.
They began chasing Jackie.
"We can't let Jackie fight our war for us!" said Shcellen, "we gotta help her!"
All the flute and clarinet players chased the trumpet players.
"I guess we can't do anything to the trumpets cuz they're already busy," Jessica said sadly.
"Wait! We can sing trumpets suck over and over and over again," said Christina.
"Good idea," said Amanda.
"Trumpets suck! Trumpets suck! You see a trumpet and get 7 years of bad luck! Trumpets suck! Trumpets suck! You see a trumpet and get 7 years of bad luck!" they sang over and over and over.
The trombone and baritone players surrounded Andy and his friend. They pushed their slides at them.
"Trombones rule! Tubas drool!" they yelled opening their spit valves.
Andy and his friend were covered with spit.
"Gross!" he yelled.
He and his friend grabbed their tubas and begain chasing the trombone and baritone players. When Andy ran past where the bassoons were sitting, his tuba accidentally hit Kaitlyn on her head.
"Sorry," he said running after the trombone and baritone players.
The saxophone players pointed and laughed at her.
"Oh shut up," she snapped.
"Ha-ha! You got whacked in the head with a tuba!" they said.
"Yeah and you'll get whacked in the head with a bassoon," Meghan snapped. "Then we'll see who's laughing."
"We're just sitting here, being perfect little non-violent angels," the bass clarinetists said to no one in particular.
"Go ahead. Try it. You probably can't even lift the darn thing," said a saxophone player.
"I bet I can," said Meghan, picking the bassoon up.
She swung it like a baseball bat at a saxophone players head. It hit him right in the back of his head.
"OW!" he yelled. "That hurt!"
"Ha-ha, you got hit in the head with a bassoon!" Meghan, Kaitlyn and Nicole said.
"How very violent," the bass clarinetists said to each other.
The saxophone players got angry and began chasing Meghan, Kaitlyn and Nicole. Meanwhile, Mike and the percussion section were in the middle of an argument. Mr. Reiderer walked into the band room. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him.
"Stop this insanity right now!" he yelled. "I listened to the voices in my head yesterday and they told me to stick my baton in my ear. I don't know why but maybe it'll help."
Mr. Reiderer stuck his baton in his ear.
"Jeez that's sharp," he said, taking it back out.
Everyone stared at him like he was an idiot.
"Now that's more like it. Peace and quiet," he said. "The voices in my head never fail. Now get ready to play."
Everyone sat down and got their music out and for once there was no insanity. That is, until next time.
CHAPTER 5- HOW FIGTHING SECTIONS LIKE TO ANNOY EACH OTHER
The next day, everyone felt like annoying the sections they were at war with. All the trumpet players walked up to the front row of clarinets and blasted their trumpets in their faces.
"OW! My ears!" Catherine (obviously a clarinet player) yelled, covering her ears.
"What the heck is going on?" asked Jackie, the oboe player. "I get sick for a few days and the band suddenly goes crazy."
"We're at war with the trumpet section," said Erica.
"Oh I see," said Jackie. "Trumpets are losers."
"I heard that!" said Jon.
He walked up to her and blasted a note on his trumpet really loud in her ear.
"Hey!" she yelled. "If you ever do that again, I'll stab you with my oboe reed!"
Jon blew the trumpet in her ear again.
"That does it! Come here you loser!" she yanked the reed outta her oboe and began chasing Jon around the band room.
"We must save him!" said another trumpet player.
They began chasing Jackie.
"We can't let Jackie fight our war for us!" said Shcellen, "we gotta help her!"
All the flute and clarinet players chased the trumpet players.
"I guess we can't do anything to the trumpets cuz they're already busy," Jessica said sadly.
"Wait! We can sing trumpets suck over and over and over again," said Christina.
"Good idea," said Amanda.
"Trumpets suck! Trumpets suck! You see a trumpet and get 7 years of bad luck! Trumpets suck! Trumpets suck! You see a trumpet and get 7 years of bad luck!" they sang over and over and over.
The trombone and baritone players surrounded Andy and his friend. They pushed their slides at them.
"Trombones rule! Tubas drool!" they yelled opening their spit valves.
Andy and his friend were covered with spit.
"Gross!" he yelled.
He and his friend grabbed their tubas and begain chasing the trombone and baritone players. When Andy ran past where the bassoons were sitting, his tuba accidentally hit Kaitlyn on her head.
"Sorry," he said running after the trombone and baritone players.
The saxophone players pointed and laughed at her.
"Oh shut up," she snapped.
"Ha-ha! You got whacked in the head with a tuba!" they said.
"Yeah and you'll get whacked in the head with a bassoon," Meghan snapped. "Then we'll see who's laughing."
"We're just sitting here, being perfect little non-violent angels," the bass clarinetists said to no one in particular.
"Go ahead. Try it. You probably can't even lift the darn thing," said a saxophone player.
"I bet I can," said Meghan, picking the bassoon up.
She swung it like a baseball bat at a saxophone players head. It hit him right in the back of his head.
"OW!" he yelled. "That hurt!"
"Ha-ha, you got hit in the head with a bassoon!" Meghan, Kaitlyn and Nicole said.
"How very violent," the bass clarinetists said to each other.
The saxophone players got angry and began chasing Meghan, Kaitlyn and Nicole. Meanwhile, Mike and the percussion section were in the middle of an argument. Mr. Reiderer walked into the band room. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him.
"Stop this insanity right now!" he yelled. "I listened to the voices in my head yesterday and they told me to stick my baton in my ear. I don't know why but maybe it'll help."
Mr. Reiderer stuck his baton in his ear.
"Jeez that's sharp," he said, taking it back out.
Everyone stared at him like he was an idiot.
"Now that's more like it. Peace and quiet," he said. "The voices in my head never fail. Now get ready to play."
Everyone sat down and got their music out and for once there was no insanity. That is, until next time.