CHAPTER 14- THE FRENCH HORNS SNAP
Usually, French horn players are nice easy going people who hardley ever snap. However they can be driven over the deep end. One day, Christina, Amanda and Jessica were sitting in band when Jon walked up to them.
"Hey Frenchies! Are ya too scared to fight us?" he asked sarcastically.
"No. We can take you and your stupid trumpet section any day," said Christina.
"Yeah right. You wouldn't even show," said Jon.
"Go away. You're annoying," said Jessica.
"The Frechies are scared! The Frenchies are scared!" Jon yelled in a sing- song voice.
"Now Jon that's enough," said Mr. Reiderer walking into the bandroom. "We can't afford to have the French horns dropping out of band because of you."
Jon walked to his seat. He whispered something to the other trumpet players and they all started pointing and laughing at the French horn players.
"Stop pointing and laughing at us!" Amanda yelled.
They pointed and laughed harder.
"I give up! I think I'll go back to my old job as a toilet cleaner at a bowling ally," said Mr. Reiderer walking outta the room.
"I think we should attack them," said Christina.
"Me too," said Jessica. "Should we get the bassoons and clarinets and flutes to help us?"
"No, then they'll think we can't handle things on our own. We gotta do this ourselves," said Christina.
She stood up and held her French horn over her head. Amanda and Jessica did the same.
"CHARGE!" Christina yelled, running toward the trumpets.
"DOWN WITH TRUMPET PLAYERS!" Amanda and Jessica yelled, following her.
They began beating the crap outta the trumpet players with their instruments. The trumpet players were surprised by the attack. They fought back, but almost all of them had got whacked with a French horn so most of them couldn't fight.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" everyone who wasn't fighting yelled.
The fight went on and on. Eventually the trumpet players got stronger (who knows how) and began to have the better side of the fight.
"Should we call our allies?" Amanda asked, dodging a trumpet.
"Yes!" said Christina.
"This is too exhausting. We're so outnumberd," added Jessica.
"WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!" Christina yelled.
"Ha-ha! You are pathetic," said a trumpet player.
"Oh shut up," snapped Jessica, whacking the trumpet player with her instrument.
"WHERE ARE OUR ALLIES? HINT! HINT!" Christina yelled.
"They need our help!" cried Schellen.
"Let's go!" said Karyn.
The flute, and clarinet players and Jackie picked up their instruments and joined the fight. Then the fight turned and the French horns began to win.
"JON!" a trumpet player yelled, "WE NEED HELP! CALL THE TROMBONE AND BARITONE PLAYERS!"
"ATTENTION ALL TROMBONE AND BARITONE PLAYERS! WE NEED HELP!" Jon yelled.
The trombone and baritone players weren't very happy to have their game of poker interrupted.
"All right this better be worth it," said a baritone player.
"Yeah, especially since I was winning a lot of money," a trombone player added.
They grabbed their instruments and joined the fight. Eventually, the French horns and the trumpets decided to call the fight a draw since everyone was tired from fighting. Everyone walked back to their seats to catch their breath. Mr. Shaw walked into the bandroom.
"You guys weren't fighting again were you?" he asked.
"No Mr. Shaw," everyone said.
He walked back into his office. The bell rang and everyone left talking excitedly about the fight that had happened that day.
Usually, French horn players are nice easy going people who hardley ever snap. However they can be driven over the deep end. One day, Christina, Amanda and Jessica were sitting in band when Jon walked up to them.
"Hey Frenchies! Are ya too scared to fight us?" he asked sarcastically.
"No. We can take you and your stupid trumpet section any day," said Christina.
"Yeah right. You wouldn't even show," said Jon.
"Go away. You're annoying," said Jessica.
"The Frechies are scared! The Frenchies are scared!" Jon yelled in a sing- song voice.
"Now Jon that's enough," said Mr. Reiderer walking into the bandroom. "We can't afford to have the French horns dropping out of band because of you."
Jon walked to his seat. He whispered something to the other trumpet players and they all started pointing and laughing at the French horn players.
"Stop pointing and laughing at us!" Amanda yelled.
They pointed and laughed harder.
"I give up! I think I'll go back to my old job as a toilet cleaner at a bowling ally," said Mr. Reiderer walking outta the room.
"I think we should attack them," said Christina.
"Me too," said Jessica. "Should we get the bassoons and clarinets and flutes to help us?"
"No, then they'll think we can't handle things on our own. We gotta do this ourselves," said Christina.
She stood up and held her French horn over her head. Amanda and Jessica did the same.
"CHARGE!" Christina yelled, running toward the trumpets.
"DOWN WITH TRUMPET PLAYERS!" Amanda and Jessica yelled, following her.
They began beating the crap outta the trumpet players with their instruments. The trumpet players were surprised by the attack. They fought back, but almost all of them had got whacked with a French horn so most of them couldn't fight.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" everyone who wasn't fighting yelled.
The fight went on and on. Eventually the trumpet players got stronger (who knows how) and began to have the better side of the fight.
"Should we call our allies?" Amanda asked, dodging a trumpet.
"Yes!" said Christina.
"This is too exhausting. We're so outnumberd," added Jessica.
"WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!" Christina yelled.
"Ha-ha! You are pathetic," said a trumpet player.
"Oh shut up," snapped Jessica, whacking the trumpet player with her instrument.
"WHERE ARE OUR ALLIES? HINT! HINT!" Christina yelled.
"They need our help!" cried Schellen.
"Let's go!" said Karyn.
The flute, and clarinet players and Jackie picked up their instruments and joined the fight. Then the fight turned and the French horns began to win.
"JON!" a trumpet player yelled, "WE NEED HELP! CALL THE TROMBONE AND BARITONE PLAYERS!"
"ATTENTION ALL TROMBONE AND BARITONE PLAYERS! WE NEED HELP!" Jon yelled.
The trombone and baritone players weren't very happy to have their game of poker interrupted.
"All right this better be worth it," said a baritone player.
"Yeah, especially since I was winning a lot of money," a trombone player added.
They grabbed their instruments and joined the fight. Eventually, the French horns and the trumpets decided to call the fight a draw since everyone was tired from fighting. Everyone walked back to their seats to catch their breath. Mr. Shaw walked into the bandroom.
"You guys weren't fighting again were you?" he asked.
"No Mr. Shaw," everyone said.
He walked back into his office. The bell rang and everyone left talking excitedly about the fight that had happened that day.