A/N- this chapter gives people more reasons to argue cuz I'm dragging a
celeberty into the 2 chapters (maybe more but I'm not sure yet) and they'll
want another person fighting for their section. REVIEWS WOULD BE
NICE!!!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 18- WHO'S COMING TO OUR SCHOOL?
Mr. Reiderer called all the members of symphonic band to a meeting 7th period. He said it was very important. Everyone thought he found out about the war they were having. They knew he knew about the outbreaks, but they didn't know he just thought that they happened cuz of teenage hormones. Fourtunately he didn't know and the meeting wasn't about that.
"Ok people," said Mr. Reiderer, "Frontier has decided to let a celeberty come and spend a few days at the school. Mr. Bauman has given me permission to let the band pick the celeberty because he wants to show him or her what fine musicians we have. Who knows? Maybe one of you will get an agent or something. Any suggestions?"
"Mel Gibson!" Karyn yelled.
"Yeah he's all right," Schellen agreed.
"No way! He's stupid and I hope he jumps off a bridge," Meghan declared.
Many people agreed.
"Ok not Mel Gibson," said Mr. Reiderer. "Any other suggestions?"
"Britney Spears!" Andy yelled.
"Oh yeah! She's hot!" most of the boys agreed.
"Heck no. She's a slut and a fake," said Christina.
"Hey, be nice," said Mr. Reiderer. "Any more suggestions?"
"Beyonce Knowles!"
"Shakira!"
"Heath Ledger!"
"J. Lo!"
"Kelly Clarkson!"
"Justin Timberlake!"
"Josh Hartnett!"
"Eminem!"
"No, not Eminem," said Mr. Reiderer.
"This is so stupid," Katie said to Meghan and Nicole.
"Yeah no one will agree on anyone," said Meghan.
"Christina Aguilera!" Nicole yelled.
"What about that Zero kid from Holes?" Amanda suggested.
"Khleo Thomas?" Jessica asked.
"Oh that's his name," said Amanda. Then she raised her voice. "Khleo Thomas!"
"Who the heck is he?" asked Andy.
"He was Zero in Holes," said Amanda.
"No! His hair is so big it won't even fit in the school," said Andy.
"Shut up! He's adorable!" Meghan yelled.
"You think he's hot?" Andy asked.
"No, he's cute not hot," said Meghan.
"People, people, people! We have to pick a celeberty and we have to pick one now! Let's settle down and decide pleasently," said Mr. Reiderer.
"I know! Avril Lavinge!" Meghan yelled.
"Hayden Christensen! He makes it worth while to watch a 2 hour Star Wars movie. He's hot!" said Erica.
"He's old," said Jon.
"He's 22. That's not old," said Nicole. "But he's definitely hot!"
"I say Hayden!" Karyn declared.
"I say no," said a trombone player.
"Yeah me too," said several other guys.
"I give up," said Meghan.
"Me too," said Katie, "hey did you watch Everwood yesterday?"
"Yeah that's like my favorite show. Why?" asked Meghan.
"Everwood is a good show," said Erica overhearing Meghan's and Katie's conversation, "but what does that have to do with picking a person?"
"There's like a ton of hot guys on that show!" Katie said excitedly, "we can pick one of them!"
"Oh yeah, Treat Williams and Mike Erwin are sooooooo hot," Meghan said sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
"Mike Erwin is not that bad looking," said Erica.
"You're right. He's not bad looking, he's nasty looking," said Meghan.
"You guys are missing the point," said Katie, "I was thinking more along the lines of Greg Smith."
"OMG! He's soooooo hot!" Erica and Meghan yelled. "That's a great idea!"
"What? What's a great idea?" Karyn and Schellen asked, hearing Meghan and Erica yell.
"Katie has the ultimate idea for the celeberty person," said Erica.
"Who?" Karyn and Schellen asked excitedly.
"Greg Smith," said Katie.
"Yeah that's like the best idea!" said Schellen jumping up and down. "I'll spread the word!"
Schellen ran around the room yelling like a maniac.
"I think your suggestion is dumb," said a saxophone player.
"You're jealous cuz you didn't think of it," said Meghan.
"Yeah," Erica chimed in, "and Greg Smith is a total sex-a-go-go."
"No, he's a total sex-a-no-no," said Mike.
Meghan and Erica began to argue with him, but Katie interrupted.
"Forget about them," she said. "They're immature."
The saxophone players made faces at them.
"Ok, since the majority of you want Greg Smith to come to our school, then he'll come to our school," said Mr. Reiderer.
"No, the majority of the girls want him to come to our school," said Andy.
"I don't care! It's decided and that's it," said Mr. Reiderer. "Now talk amongst yourselves while I contact his agent."
Mr. Reiderer left.
"Greg's gonna help us fight," Andy and his friend declared.
"Not if we get him to fight for us," said a trombone player.
"Yeah right," said Mike, "everyone knows that famous people dig saxophone players."
"Yeah," said the other saxophone players.
"No way," said Katie, "bassoon players are the best so therefore we deserve the best and Greg is the best so we get him."
"We don't have to worry about this cuz we're not fighting," said the bass clarinet players.
"Scaredy-cats," said Mike overhearing them.
"We're not scared, we're just against violnece," the bass clarinet players said.
"Yes, bassoons are good instruments but I think we should get Greg cuz we have small instruments," said Karyn.
"No!" the trumpet players yelled. "We get him cuz we said so!"
"Yeah right," said Christina, "we the honorable members of the French horn section all agree that we get Greg cuz we don't have a lot of people in our section."
"Well that's your fault," said Jon.
Everyone started agruing about which section Greg would fight for. It's amazing that within the short time period of 40 minutes, everyone has another new reason to argue.
CHAPTER 18- WHO'S COMING TO OUR SCHOOL?
Mr. Reiderer called all the members of symphonic band to a meeting 7th period. He said it was very important. Everyone thought he found out about the war they were having. They knew he knew about the outbreaks, but they didn't know he just thought that they happened cuz of teenage hormones. Fourtunately he didn't know and the meeting wasn't about that.
"Ok people," said Mr. Reiderer, "Frontier has decided to let a celeberty come and spend a few days at the school. Mr. Bauman has given me permission to let the band pick the celeberty because he wants to show him or her what fine musicians we have. Who knows? Maybe one of you will get an agent or something. Any suggestions?"
"Mel Gibson!" Karyn yelled.
"Yeah he's all right," Schellen agreed.
"No way! He's stupid and I hope he jumps off a bridge," Meghan declared.
Many people agreed.
"Ok not Mel Gibson," said Mr. Reiderer. "Any other suggestions?"
"Britney Spears!" Andy yelled.
"Oh yeah! She's hot!" most of the boys agreed.
"Heck no. She's a slut and a fake," said Christina.
"Hey, be nice," said Mr. Reiderer. "Any more suggestions?"
"Beyonce Knowles!"
"Shakira!"
"Heath Ledger!"
"J. Lo!"
"Kelly Clarkson!"
"Justin Timberlake!"
"Josh Hartnett!"
"Eminem!"
"No, not Eminem," said Mr. Reiderer.
"This is so stupid," Katie said to Meghan and Nicole.
"Yeah no one will agree on anyone," said Meghan.
"Christina Aguilera!" Nicole yelled.
"What about that Zero kid from Holes?" Amanda suggested.
"Khleo Thomas?" Jessica asked.
"Oh that's his name," said Amanda. Then she raised her voice. "Khleo Thomas!"
"Who the heck is he?" asked Andy.
"He was Zero in Holes," said Amanda.
"No! His hair is so big it won't even fit in the school," said Andy.
"Shut up! He's adorable!" Meghan yelled.
"You think he's hot?" Andy asked.
"No, he's cute not hot," said Meghan.
"People, people, people! We have to pick a celeberty and we have to pick one now! Let's settle down and decide pleasently," said Mr. Reiderer.
"I know! Avril Lavinge!" Meghan yelled.
"Hayden Christensen! He makes it worth while to watch a 2 hour Star Wars movie. He's hot!" said Erica.
"He's old," said Jon.
"He's 22. That's not old," said Nicole. "But he's definitely hot!"
"I say Hayden!" Karyn declared.
"I say no," said a trombone player.
"Yeah me too," said several other guys.
"I give up," said Meghan.
"Me too," said Katie, "hey did you watch Everwood yesterday?"
"Yeah that's like my favorite show. Why?" asked Meghan.
"Everwood is a good show," said Erica overhearing Meghan's and Katie's conversation, "but what does that have to do with picking a person?"
"There's like a ton of hot guys on that show!" Katie said excitedly, "we can pick one of them!"
"Oh yeah, Treat Williams and Mike Erwin are sooooooo hot," Meghan said sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
"Mike Erwin is not that bad looking," said Erica.
"You're right. He's not bad looking, he's nasty looking," said Meghan.
"You guys are missing the point," said Katie, "I was thinking more along the lines of Greg Smith."
"OMG! He's soooooo hot!" Erica and Meghan yelled. "That's a great idea!"
"What? What's a great idea?" Karyn and Schellen asked, hearing Meghan and Erica yell.
"Katie has the ultimate idea for the celeberty person," said Erica.
"Who?" Karyn and Schellen asked excitedly.
"Greg Smith," said Katie.
"Yeah that's like the best idea!" said Schellen jumping up and down. "I'll spread the word!"
Schellen ran around the room yelling like a maniac.
"I think your suggestion is dumb," said a saxophone player.
"You're jealous cuz you didn't think of it," said Meghan.
"Yeah," Erica chimed in, "and Greg Smith is a total sex-a-go-go."
"No, he's a total sex-a-no-no," said Mike.
Meghan and Erica began to argue with him, but Katie interrupted.
"Forget about them," she said. "They're immature."
The saxophone players made faces at them.
"Ok, since the majority of you want Greg Smith to come to our school, then he'll come to our school," said Mr. Reiderer.
"No, the majority of the girls want him to come to our school," said Andy.
"I don't care! It's decided and that's it," said Mr. Reiderer. "Now talk amongst yourselves while I contact his agent."
Mr. Reiderer left.
"Greg's gonna help us fight," Andy and his friend declared.
"Not if we get him to fight for us," said a trombone player.
"Yeah right," said Mike, "everyone knows that famous people dig saxophone players."
"Yeah," said the other saxophone players.
"No way," said Katie, "bassoon players are the best so therefore we deserve the best and Greg is the best so we get him."
"We don't have to worry about this cuz we're not fighting," said the bass clarinet players.
"Scaredy-cats," said Mike overhearing them.
"We're not scared, we're just against violnece," the bass clarinet players said.
"Yes, bassoons are good instruments but I think we should get Greg cuz we have small instruments," said Karyn.
"No!" the trumpet players yelled. "We get him cuz we said so!"
"Yeah right," said Christina, "we the honorable members of the French horn section all agree that we get Greg cuz we don't have a lot of people in our section."
"Well that's your fault," said Jon.
Everyone started agruing about which section Greg would fight for. It's amazing that within the short time period of 40 minutes, everyone has another new reason to argue.