CHAPTER 21- THE FIGHT IN THE LIBRARY
The saxophone players and Mike were getting desperate. They needed more allies, the tuba players just weren't enough.
"We need more allies to help us fight!" Mike declared to his fellow saxophone followers.
"Where are the bassoon players prisoners?" a saxophone player asked.
"I know!" said Andy walking up to them. "In the library. I feel that I have the right to tell you this stuff cuz we are allies after all. Now if you'll excuse me, I got some planning to do."
Andy walked away.
"Come on! We've got some bribing to do," said Mike.
They walked up to the library and found the bassoon players prisoners hypnotized.
"Those darn bassoons!" a saxophone player yelled.
"Quiet! This is a library!" yelled the librarian, blowing her whistle.
"Sorry," said Mike. Then he lowered his voice. "We gotta get those people unhypnotized."
"How?" asked another saxophone player.
"What are you doing here?" a voice said from behind the saxophone players and Mike.
The saxophone players and Mike turned around and saw Katie, Meghan and Nicole standing behind them.
"Get away from our prisoners!" Nicole yelled.
"They won't help you. We're controlling them. They only obey us," said Meghan.
"What is the unhypnotizing word or phrase?" a saxophone player asked.
"You weren't supposed to go straight forward and ask you ding-ding," snapped Mike.
"It's a secret, and besides if we did tell someone it would so not be you," said Katie.
"Look, they're so stupid! I bet they don't even remember the word," said Mike laughing.
"We so do remember the phrase! We're not idiots!" Nicole yelled. "It's saxophone players are big fat losers who need a life."
The hypnotized prisoners became unhypnotized.
"What are we doing here?" they asked.
"Saxophones suck," said Katie.
The prisoners became hypnotized again. "Saxophone players are big fat losers who need a life," said Mike.
Katie, Meghan and Nicole started laughing. The prisoners became unhypnotized again.
"I'll take that as a confession," said Nicole, laughing.
"Saxophones suck," said Meghan in between laughs.
The prisoners were hypnotized again. Then the saxophone players unhypnotized them, then the bassoon players rehypnotized them, the the saxophone players unhypnotized them, then the bassoon players rehypnotized them. This went on for well over half an hour.
"Hey I have an idea! Let's fight. Winner takes the prisoners, loser gets nothing," said Mike.
"Fine," said Katie. "Good thing we bought our instruments with us just in case of any unpleasant confrontation."
Meghan, Katie and Nicole set up their instruments and the saxophone players ran down to the bandroom to get their instruments when they came back, Meghan, Katie and Nicole were ready to fight.
"Hypnotize the prisoners so they wont remember anything," said Katie.
"Saxophones suck," said Nicole.
The prisoners were hypnotized again.
"Before we fight," said Meghan looking at Mike, "is everyone sober right now?"
"Let's go," said Mike, turning red.
The saxophone players charged at the bassoon players. Soon books, chairs, reeds, bocals, neck straps and seat straps were flying around the library. The people who weren't hypnotized screamed and ran out of the library. The people who were hypnotized sat there staring blankly at the fight that was happening.
"OW!" Katie yelled when a saxophone player pulled her hair.
She turned around and whacked another saxophone player with her bassoon.
"QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!" the librarian yelled, blowing her whistle.
"SHUT UP!" Mike yelled, throwing a book at the librarian's head. "CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAVING A WAR HERE?"
The librarian peed her pants ran out of the library scared outta her mind.
"THE KIDS ARE PSYCHO! THEY MUST BE GETTING INFESTED BY ALIENS! OH NO! I PEED ON MYSELF! MUST...GO..HOME!" she yelled.
Meanwhile, the fight was winding down. The bassoon players were very outnumbered without their allies and were losing the fight. Eventually, they gave up and the saxophone players and Mike got their prisoners. "Don't worry," said Katie to Meghan and Nicole, who were very angry about losing the fight. "We'll get our prisoners back."
Meanwhile, the saxophone players and Mike had a party in the library with their new prisoners.
"Fighting for the saxophones of the round table will be a blast!" Mike said to the prisoners. "Did those stupid bassoon players ever let you have a party?"
"We don't remember," said the prisoners.
"Well, they didn't and we did. You'll love us," said a saxophone player.
The party went on until the end of the day. Then the prisoners left and the saxophone players went home feeling very proud of themselves.
"Those bassoon players won't stand a chance," said Mike.
"Definitely," said a saxophone player. "I hope they get used to losing battles cuz that's all they'll be doing for the rest of this war."
The saxophone players agreed and skipped to their buses.
The saxophone players and Mike were getting desperate. They needed more allies, the tuba players just weren't enough.
"We need more allies to help us fight!" Mike declared to his fellow saxophone followers.
"Where are the bassoon players prisoners?" a saxophone player asked.
"I know!" said Andy walking up to them. "In the library. I feel that I have the right to tell you this stuff cuz we are allies after all. Now if you'll excuse me, I got some planning to do."
Andy walked away.
"Come on! We've got some bribing to do," said Mike.
They walked up to the library and found the bassoon players prisoners hypnotized.
"Those darn bassoons!" a saxophone player yelled.
"Quiet! This is a library!" yelled the librarian, blowing her whistle.
"Sorry," said Mike. Then he lowered his voice. "We gotta get those people unhypnotized."
"How?" asked another saxophone player.
"What are you doing here?" a voice said from behind the saxophone players and Mike.
The saxophone players and Mike turned around and saw Katie, Meghan and Nicole standing behind them.
"Get away from our prisoners!" Nicole yelled.
"They won't help you. We're controlling them. They only obey us," said Meghan.
"What is the unhypnotizing word or phrase?" a saxophone player asked.
"You weren't supposed to go straight forward and ask you ding-ding," snapped Mike.
"It's a secret, and besides if we did tell someone it would so not be you," said Katie.
"Look, they're so stupid! I bet they don't even remember the word," said Mike laughing.
"We so do remember the phrase! We're not idiots!" Nicole yelled. "It's saxophone players are big fat losers who need a life."
The hypnotized prisoners became unhypnotized.
"What are we doing here?" they asked.
"Saxophones suck," said Katie.
The prisoners became hypnotized again. "Saxophone players are big fat losers who need a life," said Mike.
Katie, Meghan and Nicole started laughing. The prisoners became unhypnotized again.
"I'll take that as a confession," said Nicole, laughing.
"Saxophones suck," said Meghan in between laughs.
The prisoners were hypnotized again. Then the saxophone players unhypnotized them, then the bassoon players rehypnotized them, the the saxophone players unhypnotized them, then the bassoon players rehypnotized them. This went on for well over half an hour.
"Hey I have an idea! Let's fight. Winner takes the prisoners, loser gets nothing," said Mike.
"Fine," said Katie. "Good thing we bought our instruments with us just in case of any unpleasant confrontation."
Meghan, Katie and Nicole set up their instruments and the saxophone players ran down to the bandroom to get their instruments when they came back, Meghan, Katie and Nicole were ready to fight.
"Hypnotize the prisoners so they wont remember anything," said Katie.
"Saxophones suck," said Nicole.
The prisoners were hypnotized again.
"Before we fight," said Meghan looking at Mike, "is everyone sober right now?"
"Let's go," said Mike, turning red.
The saxophone players charged at the bassoon players. Soon books, chairs, reeds, bocals, neck straps and seat straps were flying around the library. The people who weren't hypnotized screamed and ran out of the library. The people who were hypnotized sat there staring blankly at the fight that was happening.
"OW!" Katie yelled when a saxophone player pulled her hair.
She turned around and whacked another saxophone player with her bassoon.
"QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!" the librarian yelled, blowing her whistle.
"SHUT UP!" Mike yelled, throwing a book at the librarian's head. "CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAVING A WAR HERE?"
The librarian peed her pants ran out of the library scared outta her mind.
"THE KIDS ARE PSYCHO! THEY MUST BE GETTING INFESTED BY ALIENS! OH NO! I PEED ON MYSELF! MUST...GO..HOME!" she yelled.
Meanwhile, the fight was winding down. The bassoon players were very outnumbered without their allies and were losing the fight. Eventually, they gave up and the saxophone players and Mike got their prisoners. "Don't worry," said Katie to Meghan and Nicole, who were very angry about losing the fight. "We'll get our prisoners back."
Meanwhile, the saxophone players and Mike had a party in the library with their new prisoners.
"Fighting for the saxophones of the round table will be a blast!" Mike said to the prisoners. "Did those stupid bassoon players ever let you have a party?"
"We don't remember," said the prisoners.
"Well, they didn't and we did. You'll love us," said a saxophone player.
The party went on until the end of the day. Then the prisoners left and the saxophone players went home feeling very proud of themselves.
"Those bassoon players won't stand a chance," said Mike.
"Definitely," said a saxophone player. "I hope they get used to losing battles cuz that's all they'll be doing for the rest of this war."
The saxophone players agreed and skipped to their buses.