A/N- sry for the bad punctuation in the last chapter. I didn't realize the
site was having problems when I posted it.
CHAPTER 23- AMBUSHED BY THE TRUMPETS
One day in band, the French horn players were talking to each other when the trumpet players walked up to them.
"I hope you're teaching each other fingerings. It might come in handy," said Jon.
"Shut up you pathetic gutless loser," snapped Christina.
"You'll pay for that," snapped another trumpet player.
The trumpet players walked away.
"Don't worry, they can't do anything. They're so weak," said Amanda.
Mr. Reiderer walked into the bandroom.
"Ok let's play The Ascension," he said.
"I think we shouldn't play that," said a trumpet player.
"And why not?" Mr. Reiderer asked.
"Cuz the French horns can't play 1 single note right," said another trumpet player.
"We can so!" Christina, Amanda and Jessica yelled.
"Now now guys be nice to each other. You're violating laws 9 and 35 of the 36 laws of concertism! Now what are they?"
"Respect all other players and respect other band members," said the trumpet and French horn players.
"That's right!" said Mr. Reiderer.
"Excuse me sir but is there any difference between laws 9 and 35?" asked Jessica. "They're pretty much the same thing."
"Yes there's a difference. Don't know what it is, but there's a difference," said Mr. Reiderer. "Now let's get ready to play The Ascension."
"Let's kick the French horn players' butts today," Jon whispered to his fellow trumpet players.
"When?" they whispered back.
"Um, the French horn players usually stay here next period so how about next period?" Jon whispered.
"Ok," his fellow trumpet players whispered back.
NEXT PERIOD..
As Jon said, the French horn players stayed in the bandroom after band was over. The trumpet players packed up their instruments like they were leaving so the French horn players wouldn't suspect anything. Then they waited outside the bandroom.
"Give them 10 minutes," said Jon.
When 10 minutes were up, the trumpet players set up their instruments. Then they ran into the bandroom.
"DOWN WITH THE FRENCH HORNS! NO MORE WRONG NOTES!" the trumpet players yelled.
They began beating the French horn players with their trumpets. The poor French horn players never had a chance to draw their instruments-they never saw the attack coming. The trumpet players kept hitting them with their trumpets. The French horn players managed to get to their instruments but they knew it was hopeless. In the end, the French horn players limped out of the bandroom with a lot of bruises and the trumpet players yelled in triumph cuz their ambush was a success.
"NOW MAYBE YOU'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT PLAYING WRONG NOTES!" Jon yelled to the French horn players.
"HAHA YOU WUSSES!" another trumpet player yelled.
They followed the French horn players out of the bandroom and began hitting them with their trumpets again.
"STOP IT!" Chrisitna yelled.
"Oh, you think you can make us stop just by saying stop?" a trumpet player snapped.
"It's not fair!" Amanda whined. "We don't have our instruments!"
"Oh too bad," another trumpet player said sarcastically.
They chased the French horn players away from the bandroom. After the French horn players were far away, the trumpet players walked into the orchestra room (for the heck of it) and found the French horn players' prisoners.
"I know! Let's free them," said Jon.
They freed the French horn players' prisoners.
"Hey guys, check it out!" said another trumpet player, "more prisoners. Those French horn players sure have a lot of prisoners."
The trumpet players unlocked the room where the other prisoners sat hypnotized. What the trumpet players didn't know is that these prisoners were the bassoon players' prisoners.
"Wait, how come some prisoners were running around trying to get out and these prisoners are outta it? Maybe these prisoners are someone else's prisoners," a trumpet player said.
"I don't think so," said another trumpet player. "The bassoon players lost their prisoners to the saxophone players and the saxophone players were keeping their prisoners somewhere else."
"Who cares? Just free them," said Jon.
"Can you hear me?" a trumpet player asked loudly.
"Yes," the prisoners replied in a monotonous voice still hypnotized.
"You're free. We're freeing you, as in you can leave," the same trumpet player said loudly.
"Ok," said the prisoners.
They got up and walked out of the office, still hypnotized.
"Poor them, they'll probably never snap outta it," said a trumpet player.
"Well, I think we've done enough damage for the day," said Jon.
The trumpet players nodded an agreement.
CHAPTER 23- AMBUSHED BY THE TRUMPETS
One day in band, the French horn players were talking to each other when the trumpet players walked up to them.
"I hope you're teaching each other fingerings. It might come in handy," said Jon.
"Shut up you pathetic gutless loser," snapped Christina.
"You'll pay for that," snapped another trumpet player.
The trumpet players walked away.
"Don't worry, they can't do anything. They're so weak," said Amanda.
Mr. Reiderer walked into the bandroom.
"Ok let's play The Ascension," he said.
"I think we shouldn't play that," said a trumpet player.
"And why not?" Mr. Reiderer asked.
"Cuz the French horns can't play 1 single note right," said another trumpet player.
"We can so!" Christina, Amanda and Jessica yelled.
"Now now guys be nice to each other. You're violating laws 9 and 35 of the 36 laws of concertism! Now what are they?"
"Respect all other players and respect other band members," said the trumpet and French horn players.
"That's right!" said Mr. Reiderer.
"Excuse me sir but is there any difference between laws 9 and 35?" asked Jessica. "They're pretty much the same thing."
"Yes there's a difference. Don't know what it is, but there's a difference," said Mr. Reiderer. "Now let's get ready to play The Ascension."
"Let's kick the French horn players' butts today," Jon whispered to his fellow trumpet players.
"When?" they whispered back.
"Um, the French horn players usually stay here next period so how about next period?" Jon whispered.
"Ok," his fellow trumpet players whispered back.
NEXT PERIOD..
As Jon said, the French horn players stayed in the bandroom after band was over. The trumpet players packed up their instruments like they were leaving so the French horn players wouldn't suspect anything. Then they waited outside the bandroom.
"Give them 10 minutes," said Jon.
When 10 minutes were up, the trumpet players set up their instruments. Then they ran into the bandroom.
"DOWN WITH THE FRENCH HORNS! NO MORE WRONG NOTES!" the trumpet players yelled.
They began beating the French horn players with their trumpets. The poor French horn players never had a chance to draw their instruments-they never saw the attack coming. The trumpet players kept hitting them with their trumpets. The French horn players managed to get to their instruments but they knew it was hopeless. In the end, the French horn players limped out of the bandroom with a lot of bruises and the trumpet players yelled in triumph cuz their ambush was a success.
"NOW MAYBE YOU'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT PLAYING WRONG NOTES!" Jon yelled to the French horn players.
"HAHA YOU WUSSES!" another trumpet player yelled.
They followed the French horn players out of the bandroom and began hitting them with their trumpets again.
"STOP IT!" Chrisitna yelled.
"Oh, you think you can make us stop just by saying stop?" a trumpet player snapped.
"It's not fair!" Amanda whined. "We don't have our instruments!"
"Oh too bad," another trumpet player said sarcastically.
They chased the French horn players away from the bandroom. After the French horn players were far away, the trumpet players walked into the orchestra room (for the heck of it) and found the French horn players' prisoners.
"I know! Let's free them," said Jon.
They freed the French horn players' prisoners.
"Hey guys, check it out!" said another trumpet player, "more prisoners. Those French horn players sure have a lot of prisoners."
The trumpet players unlocked the room where the other prisoners sat hypnotized. What the trumpet players didn't know is that these prisoners were the bassoon players' prisoners.
"Wait, how come some prisoners were running around trying to get out and these prisoners are outta it? Maybe these prisoners are someone else's prisoners," a trumpet player said.
"I don't think so," said another trumpet player. "The bassoon players lost their prisoners to the saxophone players and the saxophone players were keeping their prisoners somewhere else."
"Who cares? Just free them," said Jon.
"Can you hear me?" a trumpet player asked loudly.
"Yes," the prisoners replied in a monotonous voice still hypnotized.
"You're free. We're freeing you, as in you can leave," the same trumpet player said loudly.
"Ok," said the prisoners.
They got up and walked out of the office, still hypnotized.
"Poor them, they'll probably never snap outta it," said a trumpet player.
"Well, I think we've done enough damage for the day," said Jon.
The trumpet players nodded an agreement.