Legolas's Slumber Party!

by Elyndewen Startree

Legolas is throwing a slumber party, complete with truth or dare! What can follow? Only more insanity. Well folks, I'm back and ready for more. Chapter...whatever we're on...is up!

13. Happy Chappy 11!

So, they all went up in flames.

"Gurgle, gurgle. Twitch, twitch. Smoke, smoke. Die, die. Bleeeeeeeeed. REINCARNATE!!!!" said Frodo.

"Gurgle, gurgle. Twitch, twitch. Smoke, smoke. Die, die. Bleeeeeeeeed. REINCARNATE!!!!" said Gollum.

"Gurgle, gurgle. Twitch, twitch. Smoke, smoke. Die, die. Bleeeeeeeeed. REINCARNATE!!!!" said Gimli.

"Gurgle, gurgle. Twitch, twitch. Smoke, smoke. Die, die. Bleeeeeeeeed. REINCARNATE!!!!" said Denethor.

"Frodo died first, so I get 5 gold pieces! Oh boy!" said Aragorn.

"Gimli died, so I get 3! Oh boy!" said Eomer.

"Gollum didn't get the Ring," sobbed Legolas. "So I lose my bunny slippers! The agony of defeat! The agony of da feet!!"

And then all but Legolas were happy.

"It's okay, Leggy!" said Arwen. "You still have the other 74 pairs!!!"

"I do! Oh boy!" said Legolas.

And then they were all happy.