"What should we do now?" asked Pippin.
"Let's play 'I've never'!" said Arwen.
"Oh boy!" said everyone.
"I'll start!" said Faramir.
"Oh boy!" everyone said again.
"No I'll start!" said Arwen.
"Oh boy!" everyone said again.
Arwen and Faramir then started a fist fight.
"Oh no!" said everyone.
"5 gold pieces on my brother!" said Boromir.
"6 on my Arwen-poo!" said Aragorn.
Suddenly, a girl named Clarissa appeared. She ran around screaming "Huggle! Huggle!" and she huggled Boromir, who died. Then, Clarissa disappeared...after huggling Arwen to death.
Enjoyable, yes?
Everyone ready for Halloween?