A/N- sry it took me so long to update but unfortunately I'm back at school
and I have volleyball also so I probably won't update as often as I usually
do until the end of October cuz that's when volleyball ends. Peace out.
CHAPTER 26- THE FLUTE AND CLARINET PLAYERS DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW. DEAR GOD
HELP US
One day, the flute and clarinet players and Jackie were in the bandroom the period before band started when Michelle, a clarinet player walked in with 30 kegs of mountain dew.
"Dude who wants some?" she asked.
"ME ME!" the flute and clarinet players said.
"Sure I'll have 1 or 2 shots," Jackie said.
Michelle passed around the mountain dew and soon everyone was sugar high.
"I'm sooooooo hyper!" Erica yelled jumping around the bandroom.
"This was a good idea! What an energy booster! We'll definitely kick the trumpet players' butts now," Jackie added.
"Yeah we'll hit so hard and so fast that the trumpet players won't even know what hit them until after it's over!" said Catherine.
Mr. Reiderer walked into the bandroom.
"Hello ladies," he said.
"HI MR. REIDERER! OMG WE SO TOTALLY CAN'T WAIT FOR BAND NEXT PERIOD!!!!" the flute and clarinet players and Jackie yelled.
"That's...great," Mr. Reiderer said. "See you later."
He walked away.
"Teenage hormones," he muttered under his breath.
NEXT PERIOD....
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie were still sugar high.
"Hello! Are how are ya? Nice to see ya! Thank you for coming to band!" they told everyone as they came into the bandroom.
"What's up with them? They're a little too excited about band," a trombone player said.
"You're such an idiot. You can never be too excited about band," Andy snapped.
"Who said you're right?" a bartione player snapped back.
"Andy's always right," said Andy's friend.
"Andy's always WRONG!" a trombone player yelled.
Andy and his friend and the trombone and bartione players began having an argument. The flute and clarinet players and Jackie skipped over.
"What's going on brothers and sisters?" Schellen asked. "Where's the love?"
"Where's the love!!! YAY!!!" the flute and clarinet players and Jackie squealed.
They began singing "Where's the Love" (you know that Black-Eyed Peas song with Justin Timberlake). Andy and his friend and the trombone and baritone players gave the flute and clarinet players and Jackie funny looks and moved to the other side of the bandroom to continue their argument.
"I don't think they know where the love is," said Catherine.
"Me too!" said a flute player. "Let's go look for it!"
"Ok!" the flute and clarinet players and Jackie agreed.
They began running around the room over and over and over.
"Are they drunk?" Mike asked his fellow saxophone players.
"We don't know oh great powerful heavenly divine--" they said.
"Ok enough with the adjectives I get it," said Mike.
"No you bunch of ding-dings. They're sugar high but of course you saxophone players wouldn't know. That's what happens when you drink mountain dew. HEY HOW COME THEY DIDN'T SAVE ME SOME?" said Meghan.
"This will be a long rehearsal.." said Katie.
Mr. Reiderer walked into the bandroom.
"Ok everyone sit down," he said.
"But we can't! We don't know where the love is!" Schellen said.
"It's in the lockers," said Andy.
"Andy be quiet," said Mr. Reiderer. Then he turned to the flute and clarinet players and Jackie. "Please sit down."
"Aw, why do we have to go down when we're feeling so up?" Jackie asked happily.
"Because I said so," said Mr. Reiderer.
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie were less than thrilled to have to sit down and be still. They sat down for about 10 minutes before they went crazy. When they went crazy, they ran around the bandroom like a bunch of idiots.
"So where are the trumpet players?" Karyn asked.
"LADIES! PLEASE SIT DOWN!" Mr. Reiderer yelled.
"But where are the trumpet players?" Karyn asked again.
"They're at a sectional with Mr. Shaw," said Mr. Reiderer.
"THAT WASN'T WHAT WE WANTED TO HEAR!" the flute and clarinet players and Jackie yelled.
Mr. Reiderer gave up on trying to make the flute and clarinet players and Jackie sit so he went on with rehearsal but he didn't get too far. During the pieces, the flute and clarinet players and Jackie kept making everyone laugh by standing in the front of the room behind Mr. Reiderer and attempting to do ballet. Then one of the flute players pulled Mr. Reiderer's pants down so the whole band saw his Teletubbies boxers.
"NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW I LIKE TELETUBBIES!!!" Mr. Reiderer yelled turning beat red. "THAT'S IT! I'M GOING HOME TO LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN!"
Mr. Reiderer ran out of the bandroom. The trumpet players came back from their sectional.
"What a workout!" Jon said.
"TRUMPET PLAYERS!" Schellen yelled.
"ATTACK!" Karyn yelled.
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie ran up to the trumpet players and began doing all these fancy kung fu moves.
"OW OW OW!!!! GET AWAY!" the trumpet players yelled trying to defend themselves.
"THIS IS UNJUST!" Jon yelled as he got kicked in the face.
Eventually the trumpet players were able to escape from the flute and clarinet players and Jackie.
"OH YEAH BABY!!!" they yelled. They turned to everyone in the bandroom. "HELLO SACRAMENTO WHOOO!"
"Thank you Sacramento but we gotta go find where the love is," said Karyn.
They ran out of the room.
"Ha-ha! You guys just got your butts kicked by a bunch of GIRLS!" Andy yelled to the trumpet players.
Then everyone spent the rest of the period laughing at the trumpet players.
CHAPTER 26- THE FLUTE AND CLARINET PLAYERS DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW. DEAR GOD
HELP US
One day, the flute and clarinet players and Jackie were in the bandroom the period before band started when Michelle, a clarinet player walked in with 30 kegs of mountain dew.
"Dude who wants some?" she asked.
"ME ME!" the flute and clarinet players said.
"Sure I'll have 1 or 2 shots," Jackie said.
Michelle passed around the mountain dew and soon everyone was sugar high.
"I'm sooooooo hyper!" Erica yelled jumping around the bandroom.
"This was a good idea! What an energy booster! We'll definitely kick the trumpet players' butts now," Jackie added.
"Yeah we'll hit so hard and so fast that the trumpet players won't even know what hit them until after it's over!" said Catherine.
Mr. Reiderer walked into the bandroom.
"Hello ladies," he said.
"HI MR. REIDERER! OMG WE SO TOTALLY CAN'T WAIT FOR BAND NEXT PERIOD!!!!" the flute and clarinet players and Jackie yelled.
"That's...great," Mr. Reiderer said. "See you later."
He walked away.
"Teenage hormones," he muttered under his breath.
NEXT PERIOD....
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie were still sugar high.
"Hello! Are how are ya? Nice to see ya! Thank you for coming to band!" they told everyone as they came into the bandroom.
"What's up with them? They're a little too excited about band," a trombone player said.
"You're such an idiot. You can never be too excited about band," Andy snapped.
"Who said you're right?" a bartione player snapped back.
"Andy's always right," said Andy's friend.
"Andy's always WRONG!" a trombone player yelled.
Andy and his friend and the trombone and bartione players began having an argument. The flute and clarinet players and Jackie skipped over.
"What's going on brothers and sisters?" Schellen asked. "Where's the love?"
"Where's the love!!! YAY!!!" the flute and clarinet players and Jackie squealed.
They began singing "Where's the Love" (you know that Black-Eyed Peas song with Justin Timberlake). Andy and his friend and the trombone and baritone players gave the flute and clarinet players and Jackie funny looks and moved to the other side of the bandroom to continue their argument.
"I don't think they know where the love is," said Catherine.
"Me too!" said a flute player. "Let's go look for it!"
"Ok!" the flute and clarinet players and Jackie agreed.
They began running around the room over and over and over.
"Are they drunk?" Mike asked his fellow saxophone players.
"We don't know oh great powerful heavenly divine--" they said.
"Ok enough with the adjectives I get it," said Mike.
"No you bunch of ding-dings. They're sugar high but of course you saxophone players wouldn't know. That's what happens when you drink mountain dew. HEY HOW COME THEY DIDN'T SAVE ME SOME?" said Meghan.
"This will be a long rehearsal.." said Katie.
Mr. Reiderer walked into the bandroom.
"Ok everyone sit down," he said.
"But we can't! We don't know where the love is!" Schellen said.
"It's in the lockers," said Andy.
"Andy be quiet," said Mr. Reiderer. Then he turned to the flute and clarinet players and Jackie. "Please sit down."
"Aw, why do we have to go down when we're feeling so up?" Jackie asked happily.
"Because I said so," said Mr. Reiderer.
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie were less than thrilled to have to sit down and be still. They sat down for about 10 minutes before they went crazy. When they went crazy, they ran around the bandroom like a bunch of idiots.
"So where are the trumpet players?" Karyn asked.
"LADIES! PLEASE SIT DOWN!" Mr. Reiderer yelled.
"But where are the trumpet players?" Karyn asked again.
"They're at a sectional with Mr. Shaw," said Mr. Reiderer.
"THAT WASN'T WHAT WE WANTED TO HEAR!" the flute and clarinet players and Jackie yelled.
Mr. Reiderer gave up on trying to make the flute and clarinet players and Jackie sit so he went on with rehearsal but he didn't get too far. During the pieces, the flute and clarinet players and Jackie kept making everyone laugh by standing in the front of the room behind Mr. Reiderer and attempting to do ballet. Then one of the flute players pulled Mr. Reiderer's pants down so the whole band saw his Teletubbies boxers.
"NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW I LIKE TELETUBBIES!!!" Mr. Reiderer yelled turning beat red. "THAT'S IT! I'M GOING HOME TO LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN!"
Mr. Reiderer ran out of the bandroom. The trumpet players came back from their sectional.
"What a workout!" Jon said.
"TRUMPET PLAYERS!" Schellen yelled.
"ATTACK!" Karyn yelled.
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie ran up to the trumpet players and began doing all these fancy kung fu moves.
"OW OW OW!!!! GET AWAY!" the trumpet players yelled trying to defend themselves.
"THIS IS UNJUST!" Jon yelled as he got kicked in the face.
Eventually the trumpet players were able to escape from the flute and clarinet players and Jackie.
"OH YEAH BABY!!!" they yelled. They turned to everyone in the bandroom. "HELLO SACRAMENTO WHOOO!"
"Thank you Sacramento but we gotta go find where the love is," said Karyn.
They ran out of the room.
"Ha-ha! You guys just got your butts kicked by a bunch of GIRLS!" Andy yelled to the trumpet players.
Then everyone spent the rest of the period laughing at the trumpet players.