A/N- hey people volleyball's over and I'm back so here's the next chapter
CHAPTER 27- OPERATION: GET THE TROMBONES AND BARITONES KICKED OUTTA BAND
Andy and his friend (who's name I learned is Tim) decided that they would get the trombones and baritones kicked out of band if it was the last thing they ever did.
"We must eliminate those trombone and bartione players from the band!" Andy declared.
"Yeah, we tuba players can definitely handle the bass parts all by ourselves. We don't need them," said Tim.
"Well said bro," said Andy.
"We should wipe them all out!" said Tim.
"Now you're talking!" said Andy.
"But what can we do? We're just 2 people," said Tim.
"Hmmm," said Andy. "I know! We can get other bass instruments to help us and plus we have the saxophone players on our side too."
"If you mean the bassoons and the bass clarinets I don't think it'll work," said Tim.
"Why not?" Andy asked.
"Because the bass clarinets don't believe in violence and the bassoons won't help us cuz they're too stuck up to care about other instruments," said Tim.
"The trumpet players then! The trombone and baritone players broke their alliance with them. They've gotta be ticked off," said Andy.
"Hey, why should we wipe them out ourselves? Let's get them to do it for us," said Tim.
"Tim I love you! You're a genius!" said Andy.
"I know," said Tim.
They agreed to try to wipe out the trombones and baritones tomorrow.
TOMORROW...
The trumpet players walked into the bandroom. Andy and Tim were already there.
"Hello fellow trumpet players," said Andy. "Jon may I say that is a fine shirt you're wearing?"
"What do you want?" Jon asked.
"We want to get rid of the trombone and baritone players. FOREVER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" said Tim.
"Good. Finally someone wants to get rid of them," said a trumpet player. "They broke their alliance with us. We want them out of band," said Jon.
"So do we," said Andy. "So we need your help to get them kicked outta band."
"Let's steal their instruments!" said Tim.
"That's a good plan Tim," said Andy.
"Let's do it," said a trumpet player.
So they took the trombone and baritone players instruments and threw them outside and locked the door.
"Ok. Now what?" said a trumpet player.
"Write fake notes from their teachers excusing them from band," said Andy.
The trumpet players looked up the trombone and baritone players 1st period teachers, wrote the notes and slipped them in the trombone and baritone players lockers.
"What was the point of that?" Jon asked.
"You'll see in band. Operation: get the trombones and baritones kicked outta band has just begun," said Andy.
BAND....
"Where are the trombone and baritone players?" Mr. Reiderer asked.
"Oh I saw them in the hall and they said they didn't feel like coming to band so they're skipping," said Andy.
"WHAT???? THEY CHOSE SOMETHING ELSE OVER BAND!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! IF THEY CUT ANY MORE I'LL KICK THEM ALL OUT OF BAND!" Mr. Reiderer yelled. "At least I have 2 faithful bass instrumets here today. Thank you for coming to band Andy and Tim."
"Now all we have to do is keep them outta band one more time and they're out," said Tim.
The trombone and baritone players ran into the bandroom.
"Sorry we're late--" they began.
"Back from skipping so soon? Shouldn't you be wasting another 35 minutes doing something else?" Mr. Reiderer asked coldly.
"I wasn't skipping! I got this note from my teacher saying he wanted to see me after class and when I asked what he wanted he said he never gave me a note," said a baritone player.
"What about everyone else?" Mr. Reiderer asked glaring at the trombone and baritone players.
"Same here," they said.
"Fine. I'll buy it this time, but next time this happens you're gonna be in huge trouble," said Mr. Reiderer. "Go get ready to play."
The trumpet players and Andy and Tim exchanged evil grins.
"Our instruments are missing," the trombone and baritone players said.
"Oh that's great. First you're late and now you don't even have your instruments," said Mr. Reiderer. "Drop and give me 100."
"But--" the trombone and baritone players said.
"NOW!" Mr. Reiderer yelled.
They dropped and began doing 100 push-ups in front of the whole band and everyone laughed at them. By the time they were done, their faces were red from embarrassment.
"Hey, maybe we can laugh them outta band," said Andy.
"EVERYONE KEEP LAUGHING!" Tim yelled.
Everyone but the trombone and baritone players continued laughing for a little while but eventually people didn't find it funny anymore. Soon band was over.
"I think that Operation: get the trombones and baritones kicked outta band will be a success," Tim said to Andy as they walked outta the bandroom.
"It will be. I'll make sure of that," said Andy.
CHAPTER 27- OPERATION: GET THE TROMBONES AND BARITONES KICKED OUTTA BAND
Andy and his friend (who's name I learned is Tim) decided that they would get the trombones and baritones kicked out of band if it was the last thing they ever did.
"We must eliminate those trombone and bartione players from the band!" Andy declared.
"Yeah, we tuba players can definitely handle the bass parts all by ourselves. We don't need them," said Tim.
"Well said bro," said Andy.
"We should wipe them all out!" said Tim.
"Now you're talking!" said Andy.
"But what can we do? We're just 2 people," said Tim.
"Hmmm," said Andy. "I know! We can get other bass instruments to help us and plus we have the saxophone players on our side too."
"If you mean the bassoons and the bass clarinets I don't think it'll work," said Tim.
"Why not?" Andy asked.
"Because the bass clarinets don't believe in violence and the bassoons won't help us cuz they're too stuck up to care about other instruments," said Tim.
"The trumpet players then! The trombone and baritone players broke their alliance with them. They've gotta be ticked off," said Andy.
"Hey, why should we wipe them out ourselves? Let's get them to do it for us," said Tim.
"Tim I love you! You're a genius!" said Andy.
"I know," said Tim.
They agreed to try to wipe out the trombones and baritones tomorrow.
TOMORROW...
The trumpet players walked into the bandroom. Andy and Tim were already there.
"Hello fellow trumpet players," said Andy. "Jon may I say that is a fine shirt you're wearing?"
"What do you want?" Jon asked.
"We want to get rid of the trombone and baritone players. FOREVER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" said Tim.
"Good. Finally someone wants to get rid of them," said a trumpet player. "They broke their alliance with us. We want them out of band," said Jon.
"So do we," said Andy. "So we need your help to get them kicked outta band."
"Let's steal their instruments!" said Tim.
"That's a good plan Tim," said Andy.
"Let's do it," said a trumpet player.
So they took the trombone and baritone players instruments and threw them outside and locked the door.
"Ok. Now what?" said a trumpet player.
"Write fake notes from their teachers excusing them from band," said Andy.
The trumpet players looked up the trombone and baritone players 1st period teachers, wrote the notes and slipped them in the trombone and baritone players lockers.
"What was the point of that?" Jon asked.
"You'll see in band. Operation: get the trombones and baritones kicked outta band has just begun," said Andy.
BAND....
"Where are the trombone and baritone players?" Mr. Reiderer asked.
"Oh I saw them in the hall and they said they didn't feel like coming to band so they're skipping," said Andy.
"WHAT???? THEY CHOSE SOMETHING ELSE OVER BAND!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! IF THEY CUT ANY MORE I'LL KICK THEM ALL OUT OF BAND!" Mr. Reiderer yelled. "At least I have 2 faithful bass instrumets here today. Thank you for coming to band Andy and Tim."
"Now all we have to do is keep them outta band one more time and they're out," said Tim.
The trombone and baritone players ran into the bandroom.
"Sorry we're late--" they began.
"Back from skipping so soon? Shouldn't you be wasting another 35 minutes doing something else?" Mr. Reiderer asked coldly.
"I wasn't skipping! I got this note from my teacher saying he wanted to see me after class and when I asked what he wanted he said he never gave me a note," said a baritone player.
"What about everyone else?" Mr. Reiderer asked glaring at the trombone and baritone players.
"Same here," they said.
"Fine. I'll buy it this time, but next time this happens you're gonna be in huge trouble," said Mr. Reiderer. "Go get ready to play."
The trumpet players and Andy and Tim exchanged evil grins.
"Our instruments are missing," the trombone and baritone players said.
"Oh that's great. First you're late and now you don't even have your instruments," said Mr. Reiderer. "Drop and give me 100."
"But--" the trombone and baritone players said.
"NOW!" Mr. Reiderer yelled.
They dropped and began doing 100 push-ups in front of the whole band and everyone laughed at them. By the time they were done, their faces were red from embarrassment.
"Hey, maybe we can laugh them outta band," said Andy.
"EVERYONE KEEP LAUGHING!" Tim yelled.
Everyone but the trombone and baritone players continued laughing for a little while but eventually people didn't find it funny anymore. Soon band was over.
"I think that Operation: get the trombones and baritones kicked outta band will be a success," Tim said to Andy as they walked outta the bandroom.
"It will be. I'll make sure of that," said Andy.