A/N- I've been reading the reviews (which are much appreciated so keep em
coming) and one or 2 people are confused about the alliance thing so I'll
try to clear it up: flutes (and Jackie)-clarinets-bassoons-french horns,
trumpets-trombones-baritones (but that alliance was broken), saxophones-
tubas.
CHAPTER 29- FELONIES AND FIGHTS
The next day at band everyone was still talking about how the bass clarinetists went psycho and destroyed the bandroom.
"I've learned my lesson," Mike announced. "Never insult a bass clarinetist."
"Well duh, you shoulda known that already," said Katie.
"Shut up," snapped a saxophone player.
The bass clarinetists walked into the bandroom and looked at what a mess it still was (it didn't get totally clean on account of everyone gave up and left).
"What happened?" they asked. "It looks like there was a war in here. How very violent."
"Actually," said Andy, "you made this mess when you went psycho yesterday."
"WE DID?" they yelled. "WE'RE BAD BUDDAHISTS!!!!"
They ran into the nearest practice room and cried.
"Now look what you did. You hurt their feelings," snapped a trombone player.
"Way to go Einstein," said Meghan.
"Hey don't insult our allies," snapped Mike.
"Yeah don't insult us," said Tim.
Mr. Reiderer walked into the bandroom.
"Ok everyone let's get ready to play," he said.
"Hey Mike," whispered a saxophone player. "Remember the fight in the library from long ago?"
"Yeah what about it?" whispered Mike.
"Let's get those bassoon players back today 3rd period. They aren't suspecting anything right now," the same saxophone player whispered.
"That's a good idea," the other saxophone players whispered.
"Ok let's do it," Mike whispered.
The bassoon players turned around.
"You know if you're plotting revenge you shouldn't do it while the people you're trying to get revenge on are sitting right in front of you," Nicole whispered mocking them.
"We heard every word," said Katie. "You wanna get us back 3rd period but it ain't gonna happen."
"Honestly you shouldn't whisper so loud," said Meghan. "Boy are you guys stupid."
They turned around.
"Dang it," said a saxophone player.
"Don't despair my friend. I have an idea. Let's huddle," said Mike.
He whispered his plan to the other saxophone players and they all laughed evily.
LATER....
Mike and his fellow saxophone followers walked up to a fire alarm. All of the saxophone players except for Mike and 2 others ran into the bathrooms.
"You know this is kind of a felony. We could get in huge trouble if we get caught," a saxophone player said.
"Don't worry. I turned off all the cameras in the building. There's no way we'll get caught," said Mike.
Mike and 2 other saxophone players pulled the fire alarm and ducked into the bathrooms while other kids started filing out of the building. When there were enough kids that would cover Mike and the other saxophone players they walked out of the bathrooms.
"Shoot look at our hands," one of the saxophone players that pulled the fire alarm whispered to Mike. "They're covered in blue ink."
"This is where Phase 2 comes in," said Mike. "Let's find those bassoon players."
When they got outside, Mike and the 2 other saxophone players that pulled the alarm went looking for the bassoon players. They found them easily.
"Hello Katie, Meghan and Nicole," said Mike.
"How much money do you want?" Meghan asked annoyed.
"We don't want money but $1.00 for the vending machines would be nice," said a saxophone player.
"No way. You're not worth it," said Meghan.
"We don't want money," said Mike. "We the members of the Saxophones of the Round Table were talking and we decided that fighting with you takes up to much time. We quit. You guys, er girls win."
"We want a truce," said one of the saxophone players.
"Yes, I knew we were the best," said Nicole.
"Wait a minute you're up to something," Katie said, narrowing her eyes.
"We surrender. If we had a white flag we'd wave it," said the other saxophone player.
"I still don't like it," said Katie.
"Katie has a point," said Meghan. "You're just trying to get you're "revenge" on us"
"I swear I'm not!" said Mike. "Honest!"
"Please give us a truce!" begged the other 2 saxophone players.
"You want a truce? You got it. But first you have to beg for one," said Katie.
"We did!" said Mike and the other 2 saxophone players.
"On your knees," said Katie.
Mike and the other 2 saxophone players got on their knees.
"Please give us a truce!" they cried.
"Good enough for me," said Meghan.
"I dunno, they could do better," said Nicole.
"Ok. Let's shake hands," said Mike.
They shook hands. While they were shaking hands the most of the ink rubbed onto the bassoon players' hands and off of the saxophone players' hands.
"PSYCHE!" Mike yelled. "SUCKERS!"
They ran away spitting on their hands and rubbing the rest of the ink on their jeans.
"What the--EW!!!" Katie yelled.
"THEY FRAMED US!" Nicole yelled.
"ATTENTION!" Mr. Bauman said into a bullhron (you know those things that life guards talk into at the beach. "I HAVE DONE AN INVESTIGATION AND COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE FIRE ALARM WAS INTENTIONALLY PULLED. THIS IS A FELONY! THE CULPRIT AND OR CULPRITS WILL BE CAUGHT. IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THEM, PLEASE SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECE."
"MR. BAUMAN! MR. BAUMAN! WE KNOW WHO DID IT!" Mike yelled.
"WHO SONNIE? PLEASE SPEAK AND I'LL GIVE YOU $100!" said Mr. Bauman.
"IT WAS THOSE BLOODY BASSOON PLAYERS AND THEY PATHETICALLY TRIED TO COVER IT UP BY BLAMING ME AND MY 2 FRIENDS!" Mike yelled.
Him and the 2 saxophone players held up their faded inky hands.
"WELL I'LL BE DARNED!" said Mr. Bauman.
"THERE THEY ARE!" one of the saxophone players yelled running over to Katie, Nicole and Meghan and pointing them out.
"YOU 3 COME HERE," said Mr. Bauman.
"Aw man," said Meghan.
"NOW!" said Mr. Bauman.
Meghan, Katie and Nicole walked up to Mr. Bauman. When they passed the saxophone players, Katie glared at them, Meghan mouthed "#@%$ you ya dumb #@%$" and Nicole gave them the finger. The whole school laughed at them as they walked up to Mr. Bauman.
"HEY NO GLARING, VULGARITY OR GIVING THE FINGER! DON'T BLAME THEM FOR YOUR WRONGDOINGS!" said Mr. Bauman. "THAT WILL BE ALL THE REST OF YOU CAN GO BACK TO CLASS."
"That was awesome," said a saxophone player.
"Yeah," said Mike, "and let's make their day better and beat them up after school today."
"You're so evil Mike," said another saxophone player.
AFTER SCHOOL..
Mike and his fellow saxophone followers waited outside the bandroom for Katie, Nicole and Meghan to come out from detention and get their instruments.
"Ah 5:00. Any minute now," said Mike looking at his watch.
Katie, Nicole and Meghan came around the corner.
"Hello ladies," said Mike.
He began beating them up and the other saxophone players joined in. The fight went on and on and on but the bassoon players were outnumbered and they eventually gave up and surrendered.
"Ha-ha and now you got what you had coming to ya," said Mike.
He spat at them and he and his fellow saxophone followers walked away. Extremely embarrassed from the day they had, Meghan, Katie and Nicole vowed to give the saxophone players hell and grabbed their instruments and headed for home.
CHAPTER 29- FELONIES AND FIGHTS
The next day at band everyone was still talking about how the bass clarinetists went psycho and destroyed the bandroom.
"I've learned my lesson," Mike announced. "Never insult a bass clarinetist."
"Well duh, you shoulda known that already," said Katie.
"Shut up," snapped a saxophone player.
The bass clarinetists walked into the bandroom and looked at what a mess it still was (it didn't get totally clean on account of everyone gave up and left).
"What happened?" they asked. "It looks like there was a war in here. How very violent."
"Actually," said Andy, "you made this mess when you went psycho yesterday."
"WE DID?" they yelled. "WE'RE BAD BUDDAHISTS!!!!"
They ran into the nearest practice room and cried.
"Now look what you did. You hurt their feelings," snapped a trombone player.
"Way to go Einstein," said Meghan.
"Hey don't insult our allies," snapped Mike.
"Yeah don't insult us," said Tim.
Mr. Reiderer walked into the bandroom.
"Ok everyone let's get ready to play," he said.
"Hey Mike," whispered a saxophone player. "Remember the fight in the library from long ago?"
"Yeah what about it?" whispered Mike.
"Let's get those bassoon players back today 3rd period. They aren't suspecting anything right now," the same saxophone player whispered.
"That's a good idea," the other saxophone players whispered.
"Ok let's do it," Mike whispered.
The bassoon players turned around.
"You know if you're plotting revenge you shouldn't do it while the people you're trying to get revenge on are sitting right in front of you," Nicole whispered mocking them.
"We heard every word," said Katie. "You wanna get us back 3rd period but it ain't gonna happen."
"Honestly you shouldn't whisper so loud," said Meghan. "Boy are you guys stupid."
They turned around.
"Dang it," said a saxophone player.
"Don't despair my friend. I have an idea. Let's huddle," said Mike.
He whispered his plan to the other saxophone players and they all laughed evily.
LATER....
Mike and his fellow saxophone followers walked up to a fire alarm. All of the saxophone players except for Mike and 2 others ran into the bathrooms.
"You know this is kind of a felony. We could get in huge trouble if we get caught," a saxophone player said.
"Don't worry. I turned off all the cameras in the building. There's no way we'll get caught," said Mike.
Mike and 2 other saxophone players pulled the fire alarm and ducked into the bathrooms while other kids started filing out of the building. When there were enough kids that would cover Mike and the other saxophone players they walked out of the bathrooms.
"Shoot look at our hands," one of the saxophone players that pulled the fire alarm whispered to Mike. "They're covered in blue ink."
"This is where Phase 2 comes in," said Mike. "Let's find those bassoon players."
When they got outside, Mike and the 2 other saxophone players that pulled the alarm went looking for the bassoon players. They found them easily.
"Hello Katie, Meghan and Nicole," said Mike.
"How much money do you want?" Meghan asked annoyed.
"We don't want money but $1.00 for the vending machines would be nice," said a saxophone player.
"No way. You're not worth it," said Meghan.
"We don't want money," said Mike. "We the members of the Saxophones of the Round Table were talking and we decided that fighting with you takes up to much time. We quit. You guys, er girls win."
"We want a truce," said one of the saxophone players.
"Yes, I knew we were the best," said Nicole.
"Wait a minute you're up to something," Katie said, narrowing her eyes.
"We surrender. If we had a white flag we'd wave it," said the other saxophone player.
"I still don't like it," said Katie.
"Katie has a point," said Meghan. "You're just trying to get you're "revenge" on us"
"I swear I'm not!" said Mike. "Honest!"
"Please give us a truce!" begged the other 2 saxophone players.
"You want a truce? You got it. But first you have to beg for one," said Katie.
"We did!" said Mike and the other 2 saxophone players.
"On your knees," said Katie.
Mike and the other 2 saxophone players got on their knees.
"Please give us a truce!" they cried.
"Good enough for me," said Meghan.
"I dunno, they could do better," said Nicole.
"Ok. Let's shake hands," said Mike.
They shook hands. While they were shaking hands the most of the ink rubbed onto the bassoon players' hands and off of the saxophone players' hands.
"PSYCHE!" Mike yelled. "SUCKERS!"
They ran away spitting on their hands and rubbing the rest of the ink on their jeans.
"What the--EW!!!" Katie yelled.
"THEY FRAMED US!" Nicole yelled.
"ATTENTION!" Mr. Bauman said into a bullhron (you know those things that life guards talk into at the beach. "I HAVE DONE AN INVESTIGATION AND COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE FIRE ALARM WAS INTENTIONALLY PULLED. THIS IS A FELONY! THE CULPRIT AND OR CULPRITS WILL BE CAUGHT. IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THEM, PLEASE SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECE."
"MR. BAUMAN! MR. BAUMAN! WE KNOW WHO DID IT!" Mike yelled.
"WHO SONNIE? PLEASE SPEAK AND I'LL GIVE YOU $100!" said Mr. Bauman.
"IT WAS THOSE BLOODY BASSOON PLAYERS AND THEY PATHETICALLY TRIED TO COVER IT UP BY BLAMING ME AND MY 2 FRIENDS!" Mike yelled.
Him and the 2 saxophone players held up their faded inky hands.
"WELL I'LL BE DARNED!" said Mr. Bauman.
"THERE THEY ARE!" one of the saxophone players yelled running over to Katie, Nicole and Meghan and pointing them out.
"YOU 3 COME HERE," said Mr. Bauman.
"Aw man," said Meghan.
"NOW!" said Mr. Bauman.
Meghan, Katie and Nicole walked up to Mr. Bauman. When they passed the saxophone players, Katie glared at them, Meghan mouthed "#@%$ you ya dumb #@%$" and Nicole gave them the finger. The whole school laughed at them as they walked up to Mr. Bauman.
"HEY NO GLARING, VULGARITY OR GIVING THE FINGER! DON'T BLAME THEM FOR YOUR WRONGDOINGS!" said Mr. Bauman. "THAT WILL BE ALL THE REST OF YOU CAN GO BACK TO CLASS."
"That was awesome," said a saxophone player.
"Yeah," said Mike, "and let's make their day better and beat them up after school today."
"You're so evil Mike," said another saxophone player.
AFTER SCHOOL..
Mike and his fellow saxophone followers waited outside the bandroom for Katie, Nicole and Meghan to come out from detention and get their instruments.
"Ah 5:00. Any minute now," said Mike looking at his watch.
Katie, Nicole and Meghan came around the corner.
"Hello ladies," said Mike.
He began beating them up and the other saxophone players joined in. The fight went on and on and on but the bassoon players were outnumbered and they eventually gave up and surrendered.
"Ha-ha and now you got what you had coming to ya," said Mike.
He spat at them and he and his fellow saxophone followers walked away. Extremely embarrassed from the day they had, Meghan, Katie and Nicole vowed to give the saxophone players hell and grabbed their instruments and headed for home.