This is the second chapter of the SAC installments, so enjoy!
Secret Agent: CHEAT
Chapter 2: The Job
The sounds of police sirens were loud. The police lights were flashing everywhere. It was now 7:22 a.m. The Cheat and Strong Bad had just woken up and they turned on the news. "And in other news, earlier this morning, between 2 and 3 a.m. there was a bank robbery," said the newsman. "We go to our reporter in the field, Ms. Ima Pill." Then it showed a woman standing in front of Strongbadia National Bank.
"Thank you Steve. I'm in front of Strongbadia National Bank, where there was a bank robbery earlier this morning. The bank was closed, but two people appeared to have gotten in, and they have taken a lot of money, I mean a LOT of money. They took a freakin' lot of money. The suspects wore all black except for one who wore white shoes. We will now talk to Chief Bubs."
"Holy crap! Bubs is the chief of police?" said Strong Bad, surprised. "Hmndrfrmmrmr" said the Cheat. "You knew that!" said a surprised and alarmed Strong Bad. "Hmmdrrmrffffrrmmrrhhr," said the Cheat. "Ah, I see," replied Strong Bad. For no random reason, Bubs waited to talk, and coincidentally he started talking after Strong Bad and the Cheat had stopped.
"Here at Stronbadia National Bank, there was a bank robbery. It was early this morning, around 2 a.m. The two suspects were described as "wearing all black, but one had white shoes". They stole a lot of money, and I mean a LOT of money. The criminals got away, and we need your help to find them! There will be a 100-bajillion dollar reward. So please, tell us who the robbers are!"
"It would be ironic if the only one who had any information on the robbery was the Poopsmith, eh the Cheat?" said Strong Bad. "Hrrmrrfrrgrrr," said the Cheat. "That's not irony?" said a confused Strong Bad. "Hrr, mmrrfrrgrrbrr," replied the Cheat. "Hmm, so it could be, but you're not sure. Oh well, now if we can find these criminals, we can win ourselves 100-bajillion dollars!" exclaimed a wealth seeking Strong Bad.
----------THE NEXT DAY----------
"Hy, th Cht! MAAAAL!" exclaimed Strong Mad. The big fellow handed the Cheat a big box. "Hmmfrrrb," said the Cheat. "Yrr wellcom!" exclaimed Strong Mad. The Cheat opened the big box. Inside, he found a little letter. "Hrrfrrb?" asked the Cheat. The Cheat opened the letter.
Dear the Cheat,
This letter is for your eyes only. I know Strong Bad is reading this note. Kick him in the leg.
The Cheat looked behind him and saw Strong Bad. "Kick him in th—OW!" said a bruised Strong Bad.
Okay the Cheat. We have a mission for you. Who are we? Is that every important in any movie or book? Well, maybe, but that's beside the point. Here is your mission:
THE END!
Tune in next time for another exciting chapter!