CHAPTER 30- BATTLE IN THE BATHROOM
The trumpet players were absolutely inspired with the whole fire alarm incident. They congratulated the saxophone players on a job well done.
"That was brilliant!" Jon told Mike. "However did you come up with such a sinister plan?"
"I'm a sinister person," said Mike, "and sinister people come up with sinister plans."
"Well anyhow it was awesome," another trumpet player said. "How long are the bassoon players suspended?"
"Indefinitely," said another saxophone player.
"But if you don't mind, me and my fellow saxophone players need to go work out so we're in tip top shape for the next battle. We're suspecting an attack from the bassoon players if they ever get allowed back in school so we must be ready," said Mike.
"Well in that case we don't wanna hold you up," said Jon. "Have fun!"
Mike and his fellow saxophone players left.
"I have an idea!" a trumpet player exclaimed. "This would be the perfect opportunity to have a battle with the flutes and clarinets and Jackie! The bassoon players aren't around and we can kidnap the French horn players so we'll totally beat them!"
"Yes! What a sinister plan. Let's do it," said Jon.
They began planning when and where the battle would happen and then they began to prepare for it.
LATER THAT DAY...
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie ran into the ladies' room to get sugar high on mountain dew.
"I brought my oboe reed gun just in case," said Jackie.
"Good thinking," said Erica.
"Where's the French horn players? They were supposed to meet us here," said Schellen.
"Oh well. You know what that means," said Michelle.
"What?" the other flute and clarinet players and Jackie asked.
"More mountain dew for us. Drink up!" said Michelle tossing bottles of mountain dew to everyone.
IN THE BANDROOM...
The trumpet players were just gettig ready to look for the flute and clarinet players and Jackie when the French horn players walked into the bandroom.
"Oh man yes! This is working out better than I excpected!" said Jon.
"Where are the flute and clarinet players and Jackie?" Jessica asked. "We were supposed to get sugar high on mountain dew with them," said Amanda.
"Oh yes, we just saw them actually," a trumpet player said, "they went to the auditorium."
"Ok," said Christina.
The French horn players walked into the practice room with all the music in it (cuz there was a door that led to the auditorium in there) and the trumpet players closed the door to the practice room and locked it.
"SUCKERS!" Jon yelled.
"HEY LET US OUT!!!!" Amanda, Jessica and Christina yelled.
"No way," a trumpet player said, "you're our hostages as of right now. Ah, it's so good to be sinister."
"Now let's go find those flute and clarinet players and Jackie," said Jon.
The trumpet players grabbed their instruments ran out of the bandroom. It didn't take them long to find the flute and clarinet players and Jackie, they could hear them laughing from all the way down the hall. The ran into the ladies room and found the flute and clarinet players and Jackie running around like idiots.
"Oh god they drank the mountain dew....again....good thing we bought our instruments," a trumpet player said.
"OoO look! There's guys in the ladies room!" said Karyn.
"They must be hermaphrodites!" said Catherine.
"EEEEEEEEEW," the flute and clarinet players and Jackie said.
"DIE DIE DIE!" the trumpet players yelled and began attacking the flute and clarinet players and Jackie.
"WE KNOW KUNG FU!" Schellen yelled.
"OH GOD NOT THE KUNG FU AGAIN!" Jon yelled.
"BUT THIS TIME WE HAVE OUR INSTRUMENTS! OH WHAT NOW?" another trumpet player yelled.
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie began doing their kung fu moves and the trumpet players still attempted to whack the them with their instruments. For a while, it didn't look like anyone was winning. But then one of the trumpet players found Jackie's oboe reed gun.
"Hey what's this?" the trumpet player asked.
The trumpet player pulled the trigger and an oboe reed flew into his eye.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!" he yelled running around the bathroom. "GET IT OUT!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!"
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?" another trumpet player yelled.
"DUDE WHEN YOU SHOOT A GUN YOU POINT IT AWAY FROM YOU!" Jon yelled. "NOW I HAVE TO RIP THAT REED OUT."
"GET IT OUT NOW!!!!" the trumpet player yelled.
"HAHA!!!" the flute and clarinet players yelled. "THERE'S A REED IN HIS EYE!!!"
"DON'T WORRY! I'LL GET IT OUT FOR YOU!" Jon yelled.
He grabbed the reed and tried to yank it out of the trumpet player's eye. Unfortunately, the eye ripped out of its socket and the reed still remained in the eye ball.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!" everyone yelled.
"There got it out," said Jon. "Wow that was in there deep!"
"AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! MY EYE!!!! YOU IDIOT YOU PULLED TOO HARD! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT AN EMPTY SOCKET! NOW I'LL HAVE TO GET A GLASS ONE! HOW WILL I EVER GET A DATE NOW?" the trumpet player yelled, putting his hand over the empty socket.
"WEAR SUNGLASSES!" said Erica, "BUT YOU WEREN'T VERY ATTRACTIVE ANYWAY, EVEN BEFORE YOU LOST YOUR EYE."
"THOSE DARN OBOE REEDS!" Jon yelled. "GUYS LET'S GET THOSE FLUTE AND CLARINET PLAYERS!!!"
The trumpet players began chasing the flute and clarinet players and Jackie. Eventually the flute and clarinet players and Jackie's mountain dew began to wear off and they got tired. The trumpet players locked them in the boys room and stole Jackie's oboe reed gun. Then they walked away, feeling happy that they FINALLY won a battle.
The trumpet players were absolutely inspired with the whole fire alarm incident. They congratulated the saxophone players on a job well done.
"That was brilliant!" Jon told Mike. "However did you come up with such a sinister plan?"
"I'm a sinister person," said Mike, "and sinister people come up with sinister plans."
"Well anyhow it was awesome," another trumpet player said. "How long are the bassoon players suspended?"
"Indefinitely," said another saxophone player.
"But if you don't mind, me and my fellow saxophone players need to go work out so we're in tip top shape for the next battle. We're suspecting an attack from the bassoon players if they ever get allowed back in school so we must be ready," said Mike.
"Well in that case we don't wanna hold you up," said Jon. "Have fun!"
Mike and his fellow saxophone players left.
"I have an idea!" a trumpet player exclaimed. "This would be the perfect opportunity to have a battle with the flutes and clarinets and Jackie! The bassoon players aren't around and we can kidnap the French horn players so we'll totally beat them!"
"Yes! What a sinister plan. Let's do it," said Jon.
They began planning when and where the battle would happen and then they began to prepare for it.
LATER THAT DAY...
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie ran into the ladies' room to get sugar high on mountain dew.
"I brought my oboe reed gun just in case," said Jackie.
"Good thinking," said Erica.
"Where's the French horn players? They were supposed to meet us here," said Schellen.
"Oh well. You know what that means," said Michelle.
"What?" the other flute and clarinet players and Jackie asked.
"More mountain dew for us. Drink up!" said Michelle tossing bottles of mountain dew to everyone.
IN THE BANDROOM...
The trumpet players were just gettig ready to look for the flute and clarinet players and Jackie when the French horn players walked into the bandroom.
"Oh man yes! This is working out better than I excpected!" said Jon.
"Where are the flute and clarinet players and Jackie?" Jessica asked. "We were supposed to get sugar high on mountain dew with them," said Amanda.
"Oh yes, we just saw them actually," a trumpet player said, "they went to the auditorium."
"Ok," said Christina.
The French horn players walked into the practice room with all the music in it (cuz there was a door that led to the auditorium in there) and the trumpet players closed the door to the practice room and locked it.
"SUCKERS!" Jon yelled.
"HEY LET US OUT!!!!" Amanda, Jessica and Christina yelled.
"No way," a trumpet player said, "you're our hostages as of right now. Ah, it's so good to be sinister."
"Now let's go find those flute and clarinet players and Jackie," said Jon.
The trumpet players grabbed their instruments ran out of the bandroom. It didn't take them long to find the flute and clarinet players and Jackie, they could hear them laughing from all the way down the hall. The ran into the ladies room and found the flute and clarinet players and Jackie running around like idiots.
"Oh god they drank the mountain dew....again....good thing we bought our instruments," a trumpet player said.
"OoO look! There's guys in the ladies room!" said Karyn.
"They must be hermaphrodites!" said Catherine.
"EEEEEEEEEW," the flute and clarinet players and Jackie said.
"DIE DIE DIE!" the trumpet players yelled and began attacking the flute and clarinet players and Jackie.
"WE KNOW KUNG FU!" Schellen yelled.
"OH GOD NOT THE KUNG FU AGAIN!" Jon yelled.
"BUT THIS TIME WE HAVE OUR INSTRUMENTS! OH WHAT NOW?" another trumpet player yelled.
The flute and clarinet players and Jackie began doing their kung fu moves and the trumpet players still attempted to whack the them with their instruments. For a while, it didn't look like anyone was winning. But then one of the trumpet players found Jackie's oboe reed gun.
"Hey what's this?" the trumpet player asked.
The trumpet player pulled the trigger and an oboe reed flew into his eye.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!" he yelled running around the bathroom. "GET IT OUT!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!"
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?" another trumpet player yelled.
"DUDE WHEN YOU SHOOT A GUN YOU POINT IT AWAY FROM YOU!" Jon yelled. "NOW I HAVE TO RIP THAT REED OUT."
"GET IT OUT NOW!!!!" the trumpet player yelled.
"HAHA!!!" the flute and clarinet players yelled. "THERE'S A REED IN HIS EYE!!!"
"DON'T WORRY! I'LL GET IT OUT FOR YOU!" Jon yelled.
He grabbed the reed and tried to yank it out of the trumpet player's eye. Unfortunately, the eye ripped out of its socket and the reed still remained in the eye ball.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!" everyone yelled.
"There got it out," said Jon. "Wow that was in there deep!"
"AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! MY EYE!!!! YOU IDIOT YOU PULLED TOO HARD! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT AN EMPTY SOCKET! NOW I'LL HAVE TO GET A GLASS ONE! HOW WILL I EVER GET A DATE NOW?" the trumpet player yelled, putting his hand over the empty socket.
"WEAR SUNGLASSES!" said Erica, "BUT YOU WEREN'T VERY ATTRACTIVE ANYWAY, EVEN BEFORE YOU LOST YOUR EYE."
"THOSE DARN OBOE REEDS!" Jon yelled. "GUYS LET'S GET THOSE FLUTE AND CLARINET PLAYERS!!!"
The trumpet players began chasing the flute and clarinet players and Jackie. Eventually the flute and clarinet players and Jackie's mountain dew began to wear off and they got tired. The trumpet players locked them in the boys room and stole Jackie's oboe reed gun. Then they walked away, feeling happy that they FINALLY won a battle.