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Secret Agent: CHEAT

Chapter 3: The Rest of the Letter, Plus Other Stuff!

You were watching the news earlier, and saw the story about the bank robbery. How do we know this? Fine, we're the government, and we're spying on you. Heck, we're spying on everyone. But your mission, should you choose to accept is:

Find out who robbed Strongbadia National Bank, and bring them to us. Your reward? Tell him, Bob: Okay, you have the choice between a nice vacation to Hawaii and bajillion dollars, or, a nice vacation to Hawaii, and a bajillion dollars. If you would like to accept this mission, go to Pier 4, no wait, Pier 5. What? Fine, Pier 4. Tomorrow. 4 a.m. Be there. This message will self-destruct in 5,4,3...

Everything was in slow motion. The Cheat crumbled up the paper. "HHHRRRR!" yelled the Cheat in slowmo talk. The Cheat threw the paper, ducked, and the paper exploded. Strong Bad came in. "What the crap?" asked Strong Bad. "Hrmrrgrrrfrrr," said the Cheat.

The next day…………at 4 a.m…………at Pier 4. It was foggy. Very foggy. A dark, small figure appeared in the fog. It was the Cheat. "Thanks for coming," said a deep voice. The Cheat turned around and saw a man. He was wearing sunglasses, a suit, and a weird earpiece thingy. "Okay, you must find clues that might lead to who the criminals are. It could be anybody, so watch out." "Hmmrrfrrbrrgrr?" said the Cheat.

"We know you didn't do it the Cheat. Didn't I tell you, we watch everyone's every move," said the government man. "Hrm, grrfrrbrr?" asked the Cheat. "Why didn't we see who the criminals were before the robbery? Pizza break. Sorry. The Cheat, you must find out who the robbers are! We're too lazy, and we have to spy on other people. Here's your suit."

The government man gave the Cheat weird clothes. The Cheat looked at them. It was a suit, and sunglasses. The Cheat then started walking home. The Cheat looked down at the suit he was holding, the one that the government person gave him. Do I really want to do this? The Cheat thought. Except his thought was in his language.

Back at the house… at 7 a.m. "Hey the Cheat! Where have you been?" said an excited Strong Bad. "Hrrmgrrrb," said the Cheat. "Nowhere, eh? Well today's the fair! It starts at 8 a.m., and goes until 8:32 a.m. We don't want to be late!" said Strong Bad. The Cheat said under his breath, "Hrrrmrrgrrfrrbrr," which meant 'Who wants to go to a stupid fair that lasts 32 freakin' minutes?"

At the fair…at 8:12 a.m. "So the Cheat? Having fun?" asked Strong Bad. Strong Bad looked down to his left, then to his right, then to his front, then the back. "Where did a the Cheat go?" said Strong Bad. ( Not a typo) The Cheat went to the bathroom, got dressed in his suit, and then went to Stronbadia National Bank to collect evidence. There was police tape around the entrance. Being so short, the Cheat just walked straight and walked under it.

"Hey! What are you doing here?" asked a police officer. A voice then whispered in the Cheat's ear, "There's a badge in your right jacket pocket, show it to him." The Cheat, noticing what was going on, stuck his hand into his right jacket pocket and took out the badge. "Hrrgrrfrr," the Cheat said, as he showed the officer the badge. "Oh, sorry. Go right ahead sir," said the officer.

THE END……………for now.