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Here's the long awaited (by me) fifth chapter!
Secret Agent: CHEAT
Chapter 4: The Prints
A laser shot out of the huge majigger. Gotta think fast, thought the Cheat. Aha! Got it! Wait for it, wait for it…The laser got closer and closer to his body. Now! The Cheat took a mirror out of his fur or whatever he has and threw it towards the laser. The mirror reflected the laser to cut him free and to shoot back at Mr. Laser, blowing him up.
"No! How could this have happened? Grrrr!" said the person, who still had a voice changer. "Henchmen, get him!" "Hrrfrrgrm?" asked the Cheat, which meant 'You have henchmen?'. "Well, uh, no. Not really. It's actually just my accomplice. The other person ran at the Cheat and punched at him. All of a sudden, it went into slow-mo.
The Cheat jumped up in slow motion, and the person's arm went under the Cheat. The Cheat then kicked the person in the face. "Ow! Why would you kick someone in the face! You evil being!" screamed the person who attacked the Cheat, who also had a voice changer. "Run!" and they both ran away. The Cheat noticed something about one of them. Not only was he/she wearing white shoes, the footprints in the ground (which was mud, hey, I couldn't come up with anything better to see a footprint in!). It seemed, familiar…
The Next Day…how many times am I going to do this?
The Cheat went home. "Whew, that was close!" said the government man in his ear. "HRRGRRMRJR?" asked the Cheat, VERY annoyed. "Uh, yeah, we did have another ear piece tracking thing in your other ear. Sorry about us not coming…they were free donuts!" explained the government man. The Cheat looked at a paper he had of the evidence from the bank. "…" The Cheat had it!
I have it thought the Cheat. I actually have it! I know who it is! Now I just have to find them…and that won't be too hard. Now to go unmask the criminals. What motive did they have though? The Cheat knew, and so did the robbers. They were watching the Cheat. Suddenly someone flew down at the Cheat and hit him with something…again.
"Ha ha ha! We have you again the Cheat!" said one of the people. "Hrrgrm," said the Cheat, which meant, "Holy crap, not again." "Yes, again! Muhahaha!" said the other person. "Now its time for Ms. Laser!" said one of the people. "Hrrgrlrf?" asked the Cheat. "Yes, this time it's a girl."
A huge lasery thingy mabob came out of the ceiling. "Muhahaha! Go laser go!" said one of the two people. The laser started shooting. "This time my accomplice remembered to take the mirror from you!" The Cheat searched for his mirror, and it was there. He took it out and did the same thing as last time.
"You forgot to take the mirror? You idiot! Oh crap, now he's gonna freakin' beat us up!" said one of the people. "What? Crap! I thought you took out the mirror!" said the other person. They started arguing. The Cheat then escaped. (yes, I know that what I just did is a rip-off of The Hobbit, so fine: that's HALF copyright from The Hobbit, so don't sue me!)
The Cheat decided to go back and unmask the criminals. They were still arguing. "Hrrgrmrfrr, Hrrgrrlr, hr Frgrbrr!" said the Cheat, which meant, 'Now to unmask you two,……"
THE END…for now!
Tune in next time!