---Sorry if this chapter isn't very funny, but this is supposed to be an
Action/Adventure story as well---
CHAPTER 10: Restoration and Attack (not a good combo)
*Globox and the four Teensies reach the end of the portal and appear, luckily, in a computer somewhere in the Fairy Council. Meanwhile, we join Teensie 4, who seems to be browsing his favorite site*
Teensie 4: Blah, new poll, new e-card. Hey! The Teensies aren't the funniest character! This is an outrage! I'll cause a riot on the forums!
LOGIN
USERNAME: ultimateteensie_4
PASSWORD: iruleudont
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RAYMAN 3 BOARD
POST NEW MESSAGE
TOPIC: teh teensies rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
MESSAGE: us teensies rule we are so good we are the funniest!!!!11111111111111 globox and murfy and andre are all lame i and the other teensies are the best we rule j00 all if you say this is spam i will kill you all good day now
POLL QUESTION: do us teensies rule??????????/////////////
OPTION 1: yea
OPTION 2: no (check this if ur a retard)
OPTION 3: ya the teensies definatly rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
Teensie 4: There! This should spread the word quite nicely.
YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED A NEW PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM globoxandteendiesincyberspace
Teensie 4: Huh? Globox and Teensies in cyberspace? Quite a long handle. Let's see what it says.
MESSAGE: Help! Get us out of here! It's us, Globox, Grand Minimus and Teensies 1 to 3! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllpppppppppppp!!!!!!!!
Teensie 4: Oh man! This looks serious! Time to go Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
Author: Hey! Do that and your character is gone!
Teensie 4: Ack! I'm sorry! Well, I think someone should have a look at this.
*Teensie 4 leaves, only to return a few minutes later with Murfy*
Murfy: Eh? So Globox and the Teensies are still alive after all! Okay. Let's print the message and throw it into the Heart. That should get them back.
*The message is printed and is tossed into the Heart of the World. Globox and the Teensies pop out seconds later*
Teensie 2: Awwww! I wanted to stay in cyberspace and rule all the computers in the universe!
Grand Minimus: We're back! Yeehaw!
Globox: Murfy. You stupid little circus reject. You caused us to go through that whole confusing voyage!
Murfy: Um, er, well, let me make a deal. If I can bring Rayman back to, will you forget it all happened?
Globox: Okay, I guess. Where is he, anyway?
Teensie 4: He's right through this door.
*Everyone enters the door. They can see Rayman lying on a rock with a life support system attached to him*
Teensie 4: How is he coming, doctors?
Otto: Rayman is getting worse! I don't think we'll be able to keep him alive much longer.
Romeo: Like, you see, the poison from the detergent is totally clouding his brain. He'll be nothing but a vegetable soon.
Murfy: Well, it worked once.
*Murfy grabs Rayman*
Anna Lyse: Huh? What in the name of Ssssam are you doing with him? Put him back!
Murfy: I hope this works.
*Murfy tosses Rayman into the Heart of the World. It begins to make a gurgling sound*
Globox: Nice work!
Otto: Ack! The energy from the Heart might be too much for his system to handle!
*The Heart spits Rayman out*
Grand Minimus: Rayman! Can you hear me?
Rayman: *waking up* Ugh. What a terrible nightmare. First I get kicked out of the Teensie Tavern, then I get blasted with some expired detergent.
Globox: Yeah, nightmare. YOU HAD A NIGHTMARE? You wouldn't believe what I just went through!
Murfy: See? My plan worked! Oh yeah! Am I the greatest or what?
Anna Lyse: So? I would have thought of that ev
*The group meeting gets inturrupted by a loud explosion outside*
Teensie 5: Rayman! Good to see you up again! We've got a situation outside! It seems Razorbeard is giving us a surprise attack.
Grand Minimus: The feind! Activate all Teensie defense systems and get whatever weapons you can salvage from the storage chamber.
*Globox, Murfy and Rayman all run outside to see the attack. The Buccaneer, many warships and countless Robo-Pirates are firing at the Fairy Council*
Murfy: Well shoot! This is just what we need!
Globox: Well, as long as we have out defense systems, we'll be okay. Right? Right? RIGHT???
Murfy: Please don't wet yourself. That joke is getting so old.
*A squadron of laser cannons roll in behind the Robo-Pirate forces, each manned by a Teensie*
Squad Leader: Prepare to fire on my mark. Aim at the warships.
MEANWHILE, ABOARD THE BUCCANEER (RAZORBEARD'S PIRATE SHIP)
Razorbeard: Mwahahaha! With those Hoodlums gone, nothing can stop us from conquering the Heart and gaining control of this world once again!
Pirate 4: Sir, our scanners show that many enemy cannons have appeared directly behind warship 56. Requesting permission to deploy the Destroyer Pirate.
Razorbeard: Do it! Those punks will regret ever coming across me!
*The Destroyer Pirate is launched out of the bottom of the ship*
Squad Leader: Wait! New target! Concentrate all fire on that large Robo- Pirate. Ready, FIRE!
*All the cannons fire at the Destroyer Pirate. It recoils, but manages to lift its arm cannon. It fires an energy blast at one of the cannons, causing it to explode*
Rayman: We gotta do something! They'll destroy the entire council!
Murfy: Okay. Do you remember how you destroyed the Buccaneer in Rayman 2?
Rayman: Yeah, the Grolgoth self-destructed. But that isn't going to happen again.Globox! I need ideas here!
Globox: This is just unbearable!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Murfy: Yeah, great help you are. I'm wondering why Ly isn't coming! Shouldn't she be helping us at a time like this?
Rayman: I haven't got the slightest clue where she is!
Murfy: I think it's about time we dealt about those guys who are coming towards us.
Rayman: Okay. Time to fight!
*Murfy and Rayman begin to attack a group of Robo-Pirates who are trying to enter the council. Meanwhile, after taking multiple blows, the Destroyer Pirate finally falls over and lies, motionless*
Squad Leader: Well, that was easy.
Cannonade 1: Easy? EASY? We lost half our forces to that thing!
Squad Leader: Meh. It happens. Well, aim at that warship there.
Cannonade 2: Units 4, 12, 16 and 21 are locked on.
Squad Leader: Fire!
*The four cannons blast the warship, causing it to fall in flames*
Razorbeard: What's going on out there?
Pirate 4: Uh, they've terminated the Destroyer Pirate and sank warship 56. We might have a few problems since our warships can't react fast enough to those cannons!
Razorbeard: INFIDEL! *takes a sword and cuts Pirate 4 down the middle* Well, it's time we took this situation seriously! Aim the heavy artillery at the council. Now let's see them stop us!
*The Buccaneer begins to charge a cannon that will fire a stream of energy. All the Robo-Pirates and warships begin to retreat*
Rayman: Oh no! This is looking hopeless!
Murfy: Rayman, in case we die, I have to admit, I stole your orange juice two months ago.
Rayman: Aw, don't think, wait a minute, THAT WAS YOU???
*The Buccaneer prepares to fire the cannon at the council.*
Razorbeard: I shall finally get my revenge against that Rayfreak and his stupid friends!
Mr. Dark: Nice.
Razorbeard: Huh? What the? How'd you get past security?
Mr. Dark: I can appear anywhere I well please. Now, it's time I got MY revenge!
*Mr. Dark takes his staff and slams it against the ground. All systems on the Buccaneer fail, and the ship crashes to the ground*
Razorbeard: What did you just do? Stop this at once!
Mr. Dark: And now, the final act.
*Mr. Dark waves his staff out the window, the ground cracks and the Dark Spirits find their way into the ship. They consume and possess every pirate on the ship, except for Razorbeard*
Razorbeard: That's it! *slashes his sword at Mr. Dark, but there is no effect*
Mr. Dark Uh unh! We mustn't do that. Soldiers! Take him prisoner.
*A squad of Antitoons comes into Razorbeard's room and begins to carry him off. Mr. Dark takes all the pirates and they exit the ship, right in full view of Rayman and Murfy*
Rayman: Dark! I haven't seen you in, what, eight years!
Mr. Dark: So nice to see you again. You must be the aspiring Greenbottle I read so much about.
Murfy: Who are you calling a Greenbottle? I'm a ^**#*!)$*^(#)@)$(&^*#)$(&#%&$%&, but that's hard to pronounce, so I just called myself Murfy. And that's what you shall call me!
Mr. Dark: Whatever. Seize them!
*The possessed pirates grab and cage Murfy, while they hold their arm guns at Rayman*
Mr. Dark: Take me to your time machine! Bring us back to 1995! NOW!
Rayman: Come on! You must be joking!
*Mr. Dark calls his Antitoons, who carry out the trapped Ly in her electrical prison*
Mr. Dark: Take me or the fairy gets it. *points his staff at Ly*
Ly: Rayman! They have taken all my powers!
Rayman: Ly! But, I can't let them!
Ly: You must do what is right for our world!
*Meanwhile, Globox watches the entire scene from a safe spot*
Globox: Oh man, what should I do at a time like this? I gotta be brave, gotta be brave, I must get that Polokus guy to help me, but how?
TO BE CONTINUED
CHAPTER 10: Restoration and Attack (not a good combo)
*Globox and the four Teensies reach the end of the portal and appear, luckily, in a computer somewhere in the Fairy Council. Meanwhile, we join Teensie 4, who seems to be browsing his favorite site*
Teensie 4: Blah, new poll, new e-card. Hey! The Teensies aren't the funniest character! This is an outrage! I'll cause a riot on the forums!
LOGIN
USERNAME: ultimateteensie_4
PASSWORD: iruleudont
-
RAYMAN 3 BOARD
POST NEW MESSAGE
TOPIC: teh teensies rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
MESSAGE: us teensies rule we are so good we are the funniest!!!!11111111111111 globox and murfy and andre are all lame i and the other teensies are the best we rule j00 all if you say this is spam i will kill you all good day now
POLL QUESTION: do us teensies rule??????????/////////////
OPTION 1: yea
OPTION 2: no (check this if ur a retard)
OPTION 3: ya the teensies definatly rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
Teensie 4: There! This should spread the word quite nicely.
YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED A NEW PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM globoxandteendiesincyberspace
Teensie 4: Huh? Globox and Teensies in cyberspace? Quite a long handle. Let's see what it says.
MESSAGE: Help! Get us out of here! It's us, Globox, Grand Minimus and Teensies 1 to 3! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllpppppppppppp!!!!!!!!
Teensie 4: Oh man! This looks serious! Time to go Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
Author: Hey! Do that and your character is gone!
Teensie 4: Ack! I'm sorry! Well, I think someone should have a look at this.
*Teensie 4 leaves, only to return a few minutes later with Murfy*
Murfy: Eh? So Globox and the Teensies are still alive after all! Okay. Let's print the message and throw it into the Heart. That should get them back.
*The message is printed and is tossed into the Heart of the World. Globox and the Teensies pop out seconds later*
Teensie 2: Awwww! I wanted to stay in cyberspace and rule all the computers in the universe!
Grand Minimus: We're back! Yeehaw!
Globox: Murfy. You stupid little circus reject. You caused us to go through that whole confusing voyage!
Murfy: Um, er, well, let me make a deal. If I can bring Rayman back to, will you forget it all happened?
Globox: Okay, I guess. Where is he, anyway?
Teensie 4: He's right through this door.
*Everyone enters the door. They can see Rayman lying on a rock with a life support system attached to him*
Teensie 4: How is he coming, doctors?
Otto: Rayman is getting worse! I don't think we'll be able to keep him alive much longer.
Romeo: Like, you see, the poison from the detergent is totally clouding his brain. He'll be nothing but a vegetable soon.
Murfy: Well, it worked once.
*Murfy grabs Rayman*
Anna Lyse: Huh? What in the name of Ssssam are you doing with him? Put him back!
Murfy: I hope this works.
*Murfy tosses Rayman into the Heart of the World. It begins to make a gurgling sound*
Globox: Nice work!
Otto: Ack! The energy from the Heart might be too much for his system to handle!
*The Heart spits Rayman out*
Grand Minimus: Rayman! Can you hear me?
Rayman: *waking up* Ugh. What a terrible nightmare. First I get kicked out of the Teensie Tavern, then I get blasted with some expired detergent.
Globox: Yeah, nightmare. YOU HAD A NIGHTMARE? You wouldn't believe what I just went through!
Murfy: See? My plan worked! Oh yeah! Am I the greatest or what?
Anna Lyse: So? I would have thought of that ev
*The group meeting gets inturrupted by a loud explosion outside*
Teensie 5: Rayman! Good to see you up again! We've got a situation outside! It seems Razorbeard is giving us a surprise attack.
Grand Minimus: The feind! Activate all Teensie defense systems and get whatever weapons you can salvage from the storage chamber.
*Globox, Murfy and Rayman all run outside to see the attack. The Buccaneer, many warships and countless Robo-Pirates are firing at the Fairy Council*
Murfy: Well shoot! This is just what we need!
Globox: Well, as long as we have out defense systems, we'll be okay. Right? Right? RIGHT???
Murfy: Please don't wet yourself. That joke is getting so old.
*A squadron of laser cannons roll in behind the Robo-Pirate forces, each manned by a Teensie*
Squad Leader: Prepare to fire on my mark. Aim at the warships.
MEANWHILE, ABOARD THE BUCCANEER (RAZORBEARD'S PIRATE SHIP)
Razorbeard: Mwahahaha! With those Hoodlums gone, nothing can stop us from conquering the Heart and gaining control of this world once again!
Pirate 4: Sir, our scanners show that many enemy cannons have appeared directly behind warship 56. Requesting permission to deploy the Destroyer Pirate.
Razorbeard: Do it! Those punks will regret ever coming across me!
*The Destroyer Pirate is launched out of the bottom of the ship*
Squad Leader: Wait! New target! Concentrate all fire on that large Robo- Pirate. Ready, FIRE!
*All the cannons fire at the Destroyer Pirate. It recoils, but manages to lift its arm cannon. It fires an energy blast at one of the cannons, causing it to explode*
Rayman: We gotta do something! They'll destroy the entire council!
Murfy: Okay. Do you remember how you destroyed the Buccaneer in Rayman 2?
Rayman: Yeah, the Grolgoth self-destructed. But that isn't going to happen again.Globox! I need ideas here!
Globox: This is just unbearable!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Murfy: Yeah, great help you are. I'm wondering why Ly isn't coming! Shouldn't she be helping us at a time like this?
Rayman: I haven't got the slightest clue where she is!
Murfy: I think it's about time we dealt about those guys who are coming towards us.
Rayman: Okay. Time to fight!
*Murfy and Rayman begin to attack a group of Robo-Pirates who are trying to enter the council. Meanwhile, after taking multiple blows, the Destroyer Pirate finally falls over and lies, motionless*
Squad Leader: Well, that was easy.
Cannonade 1: Easy? EASY? We lost half our forces to that thing!
Squad Leader: Meh. It happens. Well, aim at that warship there.
Cannonade 2: Units 4, 12, 16 and 21 are locked on.
Squad Leader: Fire!
*The four cannons blast the warship, causing it to fall in flames*
Razorbeard: What's going on out there?
Pirate 4: Uh, they've terminated the Destroyer Pirate and sank warship 56. We might have a few problems since our warships can't react fast enough to those cannons!
Razorbeard: INFIDEL! *takes a sword and cuts Pirate 4 down the middle* Well, it's time we took this situation seriously! Aim the heavy artillery at the council. Now let's see them stop us!
*The Buccaneer begins to charge a cannon that will fire a stream of energy. All the Robo-Pirates and warships begin to retreat*
Rayman: Oh no! This is looking hopeless!
Murfy: Rayman, in case we die, I have to admit, I stole your orange juice two months ago.
Rayman: Aw, don't think, wait a minute, THAT WAS YOU???
*The Buccaneer prepares to fire the cannon at the council.*
Razorbeard: I shall finally get my revenge against that Rayfreak and his stupid friends!
Mr. Dark: Nice.
Razorbeard: Huh? What the? How'd you get past security?
Mr. Dark: I can appear anywhere I well please. Now, it's time I got MY revenge!
*Mr. Dark takes his staff and slams it against the ground. All systems on the Buccaneer fail, and the ship crashes to the ground*
Razorbeard: What did you just do? Stop this at once!
Mr. Dark: And now, the final act.
*Mr. Dark waves his staff out the window, the ground cracks and the Dark Spirits find their way into the ship. They consume and possess every pirate on the ship, except for Razorbeard*
Razorbeard: That's it! *slashes his sword at Mr. Dark, but there is no effect*
Mr. Dark Uh unh! We mustn't do that. Soldiers! Take him prisoner.
*A squad of Antitoons comes into Razorbeard's room and begins to carry him off. Mr. Dark takes all the pirates and they exit the ship, right in full view of Rayman and Murfy*
Rayman: Dark! I haven't seen you in, what, eight years!
Mr. Dark: So nice to see you again. You must be the aspiring Greenbottle I read so much about.
Murfy: Who are you calling a Greenbottle? I'm a ^**#*!)$*^(#)@)$(&^*#)$(&#%&$%&, but that's hard to pronounce, so I just called myself Murfy. And that's what you shall call me!
Mr. Dark: Whatever. Seize them!
*The possessed pirates grab and cage Murfy, while they hold their arm guns at Rayman*
Mr. Dark: Take me to your time machine! Bring us back to 1995! NOW!
Rayman: Come on! You must be joking!
*Mr. Dark calls his Antitoons, who carry out the trapped Ly in her electrical prison*
Mr. Dark: Take me or the fairy gets it. *points his staff at Ly*
Ly: Rayman! They have taken all my powers!
Rayman: Ly! But, I can't let them!
Ly: You must do what is right for our world!
*Meanwhile, Globox watches the entire scene from a safe spot*
Globox: Oh man, what should I do at a time like this? I gotta be brave, gotta be brave, I must get that Polokus guy to help me, but how?
TO BE CONTINUED